Do face masks make it hard for you to breathe/drink/make out with strangers? Is the cost of protecting yourself and others from a deadly virus not worth not being able to show off your popping lip sticks? Introducing the Fishnet Face Mask! Demand to get into shops and on public transport with the latest fashion accessory that says "Not only am I a selfish bastard, but I'm also a slut".
The handy gaps allow you to fit in a straw for drinking, a lipstick, or even a stranger's tongue.
No more being forced to smell your own stank breath - the Fishnet Face Mask lets in fresh air, and lets out your filthy snot and spit.
The Fishnet Face Mask - because what's the point of living if you can't live fabulously?
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