Introducing to you the 'Lazy Light Switch' and it's pretty self explanatory. Too lazy to walk to your light switch? Just got in a car accident and can't walk? The lazy light switch is here for you, just tap the red button and your bedroom light will switch itself! However, if you use the switch more than once, it detonates! Oh no, LaTasha is about to press it again, no LaTasha!-

Presentation -

Runway - https://imgur.com/a/adLH6Ef

Rehab is giving you Candy Stripe 50s realness. She is ready to serve....some of Kholesterol Kicker to some fatties in the hospital.

Are you black? Vote democrat? Believe women should have rights? Then do I have a tool for you! Introducing... Wacky Will's Voter Registration Card!

https://imgur.com/gSCk8Fi.png

With this handy card, you get to ensure that our great leader continues another four years of dominance over the libtards! Just follow our simple instructions and turn in the card. We even filled some of the spaces for you to make it easier. For example, education level? The only people concerned with that are the undesirables of society.

Speaking of, for any applicant who doesn't meet the standards required for us to allow you to vote, we have a wonderful storage unit where your registration card will be placed.

https://imgur.com/murO3h1.png

No need to worry about voting now! We took care of it for you.

We hope this discourages you from voting!

Runway: https://imgur.com/D0T5quX.png

I wanted to show I'm a proud American.

Oh and Im bald this week to give skinhead realness #representation

My product that is so shitty and horrible......... is ClaraJ's Consulting Services!

https://imgur.com/a/z0FvkpN

hi!  im 3 leg sin clair, and if you're like me, you're morbidly obese.  after my 17th place finish in season 20 of tdr, i resorted to food to drown my sorrows...

https://ibb.co/JpvP8SP

once a skinny legend, in a matter of months i blew up to 400 pounds, consuming 8000 calories a day.  i tried everything to lose the extra weight; diets, exercise, but nothing seemed to work!  that was until i discovered Pet Parasite!

https://ibb.co/L1tTcMF

Pet Parasite is different from other weight loss methods in that it involves literally contracting a fucking parasite.  rather than cutting down your calorie intake, it exponentially increases your calorie consumption as your pet parasite matures.  better yet, the process of losing weight is very fast

here is me after just one week on Pet Parasite:

https://ibb.co/9wQBnm2

it took no time at all to see results!  in just 7 days you can become the envy of your fellow patients.

Pet Parasite's success is all thanks to a recently discovered parasitic worm that scientists have yet to discover the species of.  the side effects of contracting this worm remain undisclosed, so as to ease the burden of worrying about what negative side effects the parasite may have.  besides, who doesnt like having an anonymous worm inside them?

as an added bonus, your Pet Parasite doubles as an actual pet once it reaches adulthood!  but remember to keep them spayed or neutered, or else everyone in your neighborhood might get a Pet Parasite of their own!

try Pet Parasite today, and get the model-thin body only a corpse can have!

hi! my name is amara peligrine.
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are you a sad bitch?

do you contemplate how you wrote an amazing semi-autobiographical novel about a women who spirals into a depression?

ever just wanna kill urself?

tommmeh208 this is for YOU!

introducing... the PLATHINATOR!
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this will let you BAKE away all of your problems with a few simple steps!!!

step one: block off ALL holes to the outside room.

step two: open the plathinator's door.

step three: put ya head in!
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step four: kys

and THERE! you have officially committed sylvia plath!

get ur own plathinator today for the low low price of 9 T$!

the runway: https://prnt.sc/td5xl8

Does being away from your BFF bring you down?

Do you miss constantly complimenting them and being able to laugh at your bad jokes?

Does your BFF long to feel your tongue in their rectum?

Introducing Lip Service!

Lip Service consists of what at first glance appear to be two pairs of large, fake lips. But there's more to them than meets the ass!

One pair is called the transmitter, and the other is called the receiver. You simply stick your tongue into the transmitter, and through a complex network of portals your tongue will emerge from the receiver! Now you can kiss and lick the ass of the man who saved you from obscurity no matter how many miles separate you!

Lip Service comes in 3 colors: Cherry Red, Passion Pink, and Shit Brown!

*WARNING: IF THE TRANSMITTER RUNS OUT OF BATTERIES MID-LICK, YOUR TONGUE WILL BE CUT OFF. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE E. COLI, MOUTH CANCER, AND HASHIMOTO'S DISEASE. ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF LIP SERVICE IS RIGHT FOR YOU*

This product was produced by Visage Industries, Inc.

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/nb7iq7w

CF: Here we have miss Diarrhea Perlman wallking down the Jersey Shore wearing the Passion Pink Lip Service! She is living her best life!

Miss Idaho Challenge presentation:

Like Potatoes? Like those guns they fire T-Shirts at sport games? Why not combine both?

Introducing The Potato Gun...

This star of the art gun shoots out Potatoes! It’s great fun for the whole family! Forgot to put your potato in the microwave? Just quickly use your Potato gun and shoot it to get it to cook!

This gun can shoot over 100 feet in the air, perfect for at-home use!

Buy the Potato guy today!!

Miss Idaho, 21, Idaho!

https://imgur.com/a/uN7KBx4

Twinkies LaEyeglasses

Tired of this boring ass reality where everyone seems so normal and boring you caught your dog yawning too when you came home last night?

Then, I have something exactly for you!



Presenting TwinkiesVision 3000. The first ever hyper reality visor that makes your reality worth living!

From “Everyone naked” (where you’ll be able to see all the people walking around you naked) to “Zombie apocalypse” (where you’ll be actually able to say “I see dead people”) no more dull moments! Don’t you trust me? Let’s hear from some of our most satisfied clients!

“I was so tired of my husband coming home and be so bossy and distant, you can’t imagine how much time I spent indulging on the knife before cutting his bread to cut his throat instead, but thanks to the TwinkiesVision 3000 now I can murder my husband any time I want and no need for the police to be involved. With the “murder mode” I get all the relief I need to bear another day with that pig”

Call now, for the first 10 lucky callers, I will add an amazing skin for your TwinkiesVision 3000 that will make you look awake and aware of your interlocutor even tho you’ve been watching porn this whole time! Don’t worry... your bulge is so little they won’t even notice!



Remember :

TwinkiesVision 3000. Makes your reality... a show.

Selling glasses.

And body ody ody

Introducing - Analiese’s crystal ball!

Rubbing it will tell you what may or may not possibly happen in the future - possibly in tayvies drag race - here’s an example:

*rubs ball* Nisha will... suck a dick within the next 72 hours!

*rubs ball again* Clara Janine is a drug addict!

Ooooo I wonder what it will say about me!

*rubs ball* Analiese btm2

Fuck.

Diarrhea you wanna try?  *passes ball*

NOTE - BALL IS MORE ACCURATE WITH PPE PLUGIN.