*presses button*

I love your story and the way you emote when you sing the song. The passion you give makes me feel like you wrote the song. I think you could be a dark horse in this competition and blow everyone away with your performances. Please choose #TeamMichael.

*SLAMS BUTTON RIGHT WHEN YOU SING*
Oh hell no I remember you from when Tommy did his X Factor and I mentored you before! I only have one spot remaining and I choose you because you are just amazing. Back in Tommy's X Factor I was the mentor of the Over30s and I was able to get you to the finale! You'd be the perfect addition to my team as I know how much potential you have and I know I can get you to the finale so I'm begging you PLEASE join #TeamDrake I want you to fill my team I'm saving this last spot for you!

ALSO ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY PLEASE LMAO

*doesn't Press*

Congratulations Sam Bailey!
You have turned 2 chairs!

It is now time to pick a coach.

I'm gonna take spin final person spot

AHH YES!
*runs up to hug Sam and goes on stage*

MY TEAM IS FULL!

Congratulations Drake!

Sam Bailey is on #TeamDrake!