Five superqueens, defenders of their homelands, have united together to become the Britannia Babes. Together, they defend the United Kingdom from evildoers both foreign and domestic, united as one while each never forgetting their roots. The Britannia Babes! Coming to an STD clinic near you.

Calamity Janet is The Red Fist, defender of Northern Ireland!
Her supercharged fisting ability keeps her country safe and her men satisfied. The Red Fist hopes to touch the hearts and prostates of the nation with her dedication to bring about a brighter future for the United Kingdom!

https://imgur.com/a/86X5urZ

The Mighty Thistle, hero of Scotland, gained her powers after being bitten by a radioactive highland coo. She also has a magical thistle gifted to her by a Glaswegian smackhead who she met in a multi story car park. She is armed with the best her culture has to offer, and always followed by her trusty sidekick, Hamish the Haggis. Ever since Margaret Thatcher personally murdered her family, she's been committed to fighting for justice, and thinks that one day she will fight crime independent of the other Britannia Babes.
https://i.snag.gy/fbOUBJ.jpg

Gemini is Spectre, she was an assassin to protect the Emperor of China. She is very skilled a fighting and she is stealthy. Do no mess with her and she will knock a bitch down in a second. Silent but deadly as always

Runway: https://i.imgur.com/Hfi5KIF.png

LIlla,(14/f/e). The Hero of England, Champion of the nation and the defender of the english rose. or just the hot one from the Brittania Babes
https://imgur.com/a/Vlg8j3B

Plai Statiòn

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/EBRHvOm

CF: I am Blueberry Blitz! A sweet but sour sidekick! My superpower is to create blueberry juice that can be used to make my enemies slip and slide about! I got my power from when an experiment at a local blueberry pie production company left me looking like this!

Alotta Nerve

https://imgur.com/a/ceQvoqD

Meet Crowbella! Crowbella is a troubled young woman who takes crime-fighting very seriously.

After the tragic death of her crow pet that died when she was 6, rather than getting over it, Crowbella used her daddy's money to build superhero wings and her own badass crow costume.

At night, Crowbella is just a normal secretary with minimal wage having to deal with the evil patriarchy, but at night she is a superhero who slays the evil patriarchy and gets that coin.

When she is not fighting crime and bad hair extensions, Crowbella is rocking out to MCR in her Crowbase, waiting for duty to call her.

And yes, she is getting her own Christopher Nolan movie trilogy, but with a lot gayer and a lot more Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

i am sweetiepie Barbie

i am sweet and kind and detrsoy baddies

https://imgur.com/a/vxJVK0Q

Madame Monroe as Madame Lucky

Her power is having a supernatural amount of luck, surviving death multiple times. Madame is not someone to underestimate.

Here’s my look: https://imgur.com/a/iu4Xw7U

Meet Alexis Airhead AKA The Femme Fetale

https://imgur.com/a/MLo4HKD

On a terrible date? Your father forcing you to watch Chariots of Fire for the 27th time because he is a fan boy who has a collection of merchandise from when he was 13? Oh just me? ANYWAYS, if you're in a terrible situation with a man (or woman, we don't discriminate), yell airhead and I'll be right there. Why do they call me airhead you may ask? Where do I fly? In the air. What do I do? Give hea-. I mean....I am just dumb sometimes! Just gimme a call and a good distractor will have you leave your terrible situation. The femme fetale? Will ALWAYS be there for you HONEY BOO BOO.

CLOSED.
WAITING FOR MOTHER RUBES TO WAKE UP