Ladies, I know you love reality TV just as much as I do. And what brought to this site was your love for Big Brother, so we thought it would be cool to do Celebrity Big Brother.
Femme Fatales presents:
https://youtu.be/58UXX7yUicI Logo:
https://i.imgur.com/6r32y0B.jpg Script: Julie Chen: Previously on Celebrity Big Brother, Arnold won the Head of Household competition!
Arnold: I am ze Ech oh Ech. I am feeling gud.
Julie Chen: He nominted Azealia and Britney for eviction, leaving Azealia to go on a racist tirade.
Azealia: Fuck you nazdy ass racist crackers, I am DONE with this fucking shit show.
Victoria: Enjoy 5th place, sweetie! Hope you vote for me in jury.
Azealia: I will cast a fucking spell on your coconut headass if you keep talking.
Julie Chen: Meanwhile, Britney handled her nomination with tears.
*cut to Britney sobbing into the bathroom mirror as she shaves her hair off*
Paris (DR): Britney is getting her hair all over my curling iron! SO not hot.
Julie: Arnold then went on to win the POV competition, securing his nomset. Now Azealia and Britney face eviction tonight, but not everything is so cut and dry. Let’s talk to the HouseGuests.
*Julie turns to the monitor where angry Azealia and bewigged Britney hold hands on the nomination chair.*
Julie: HouseGuests, it’s time for the eviction. Either Azealia or Britney will be evicted tonight...or will they?
*Britney takes off her wig, revealing a Coup d’Etat resting atop her bald head.*
Britney: I have decided to take me and Azealia off the chopping block.
*Arnold, Paris, and Victoria all are shocked.*
Azealia: You all tried me. Fucking faggots.
Julie: That leaves Arnold no choice but to nominate Paris and Victoria in their stead.
Arnold: I am zo zorry my beauties.
Victoria: Shut up, you old German fart!
Arnold: :(
Julie: By a vote of 212 to Freak the Freak Out, Victoria Justice, you have been evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house.
Azealia: Bye bye, VicWHOREia.
Victoria: Oh, pish posh! This isn’t the last you’ll see of me! I will return to television one day, just like Shannon Elizabeth!
Azealia: But it won’t be for another twenty years, boo boo. And by that time your white ass skin will have already started wrinkling in your thirties. Bye bye, whitey!
*Victoria self combusts*
Julie: Wow, what a crazy episode! Tune in next Thursday for the next live eviction and third BattleBack competition of the season. Good night, America!
*Episode closes out with Azealia and Britney twerking on Victoria’s black and white picture.*