I’m livinnggg

Runway-

My idea is that Jenna Side is about to snap her boyfriend a sexy and gorgeous almost naked selfie for her man and decides to use a cute filter. But all of the sudden, her finger slips, leaving her to accidentally take a pic with the distortion filter... and this happens

https://imgur.com/a/sCiOi3q

Actual snapchat filter-  https://d1o51r9qdgnnlz.cloudfront.net/static_image/92d1f7c6-cca2-4603-9994-b1a67f105bde/static.jpg

App Name: drag it app
What the App does: it give new drag queen advice on how to get started in drag and helps them unleash their inner glamourzon
A short commercial or poster showcasing the App! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebS21lRrF3U

Runway: http://imgur.com/gallery/nEEkIWU

Sis-Swatch

Eden: Please Welcome my good friend Alyssa Edwards

Alyssa: "Howdy, my name's Alyssa Edwards and this *tongue pop* is revolutionary!  Now if your tired of looking like coco Montrose or want to take the shine off your fillers- sorry trinity- then you need to download sis- swatch! A legendary new app that colour matches makeup to any queen so y'all don't have to end up looking like expired fruit or a reject from the cabbage patch dolls"

Eden: I can That's right, you simply take a picture of yourself, as I know you bitches like to do and the app searches the net for best possible products to give you the ultimate fish look.
Everything from from foundation to blushes and lipstick because every queen needs to give good head...oh I mean face.

Alyssa: The kids are watching, don't be cute...
remember kids...don't be a coco.

https://imgur.com/a/iD3wbIP

Runway: Deer Filter

https://imgur.com/a/gbtnws6

App Name-E-Gay
What it does-An app for Drag queens to Trade, Sell and Buy items.
Commercial-Sent in Skype.

The autumn snapchat filter.

https://imgur.com/a/uaiPgKY

Challenge- Drag Queen App (Jenna Side)

Thesaur-sis (thesaurus)

Do YOU have troubles differentiating between what a Kai Kai and a Kiki is? Is keeping track of all the drag families as complicated as the Kardashian family tree? Well do WE have an app for you...

Introducing the Thesaur-sis, perfect for any confusing sister situation! Sort through the hundreds of America’s favorite and best drag queens and find out ANYTHING you need to know about them (Sorry Charlie Hides!)

Not only will the Thesaur-sis give you very personal, detailed, and most likely illegal information regarding the queens, but also lists over thousands of the most common terms used by drag queens!

So why are you waiting?! Take your bills out of your wallet and put them in some titties! It will be one cute Kai Kai...or is it Kiki? Buy today!

Do you have dyslexia?
Are you Monique Heart?
Is English not your first language?

Then do i have the app for you!

Now introducing, LSFYLSAVER!

This app has a database of popular drag queen music, so you will ALWAYS have the lyrics on hand. No excuses!!!! Many popular queens use our app.

Season 1 winner Analiese testified:

"Thisuehdhdhs app has chsnrteehdh mydyyd draggdgd prformsnce. Can you fgett me anothrr jaegr"

And before you ask, yes, she was having sex with someone. She also got a 2nd jaeger.

So ddon'twait! Download LSFYLSAVER now!

heart snapchat filter look https://imgur.com/a/LKGmX6I

App: Readr

Slogan/Description: “The app that generates reads that’ll will help you read them to filth”

Commercial:

*A corporate man is sitting at his desk*



*Miracle Monroe pops up from under the desk, her hair is a mess and her mascara is running*

*The man pays her*

Man: Here you go whore!



Miracle (with deepened voice): Thanks man

*The man turns to the camera, shocked*



*Miracle (normal voice) walking away, she notices the camera* Hey kitty girls, it’s me, Miracle Monroe!

*Wipes cum off chin*

Miracle Monroe (enthusiastic voice): Whenever I feel like I can’t read a stupid fucking bitch to filth, I just look to my handy new app, Readr!

*Walks out the door, slams the door on an intern as I leave*

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oEduVK8jh2l2c7hhm/giphy.gif

*Leaves the building and takes a subway, her MUG and hair is fixed*

Man on train: Faggot!

Miracle Monroe: *presses the generate button on Readr*

Readr: Girl he isn’t worth reading look at his skinny white working-class ass, his wife’s cheating on him with his best friend, he’s getting bald and his best insult is “faggot”, tragedy hit him hun.

Man: *scalps self and lies on floor deceased*

Miracle Monroe: ooh bitch don’t try to come for me! *walks over head body*

https://media3.giphy.com/media/13VFiE6X3DVozu/giphy.gif

*Gets off Subway, almost at her home*

Miracle Monroe: And also if you get the monthly subscription for Readr+ for only $4.99, you’ll get to make your own custom reads for other people to use in the app!

*Frankie Grande who’s thirsty for TV appearances makes a cameo role, pressing the generate button*

Readr: Lilac oof girl your so thirsty for drama whenever you see a new episode of a reality tv show your seat gets wet from your moistness

*Frankie Grande looks at Readr confused*

*Venus D-Lite walks up to him and pushes him*

*RuPaul appears behind Venus*

RuPaul: Sashay away

https://media1.giphy.com/media/JIPGsTTiAkCw8/giphy.gif

Miracle Monroe Voice-Over: Download Readr now on the App Store and the Play Store!

Snapchat Filter: Vomiting Rainbow

I decided to make it an anime rainbow look with the iconic Vomiting Rainbow Snapchat filter when it first came out. Icon.

https://imgur.com/gallery/MK1n0xx

This was the Snapchat filter for those dumb hoes who didn’t have it from the start, face used is the iconic Shawn Mendes https://imgur.com/a/iRSMDT2

(A bit longer than I’d hoped...im sure I’ve said that on a Friday night before 🤔)

Tara Toma, that link for your look doesn’t seem to be working

Plai Statiòn

App name: Boozer

Top of the mornin' to ya!

Now, everyone loves a drink, if you're a drag queen you definitely love it. And if you're an Irish drag queen like me you usually drink at least 18 bottles of irish cider every night! But enough about me. Every drag queen has had the problem where they pound down shots after a show and then realise they have no way of getting home!

Random person: Why don't you just walk?

Walk!? You expect me to walk in 5 inch heels!? Are you mad!? *ahem* That's where Boozer comes in!

You sign into the app and then you see for any Boozer drivers near you and message them while sober and when you're ready to go home you message them while drunk and they'll pick you up and send you home for only $2 a mile and a 5% less chance of being raped!

Person: But the risk is still there...

But it's less likely to happen!

Person: That still means the risk is still there!

*Hits him over the head with a cider bottle and knocks him out*

So what are you waiting for!?
Download Boozer today!

WARNING:BOOZERISNOTRESPONCIBLEFORANYUNWARRENTEDSEXUALBEHAVIOUR
FROMOURDRIVERS.ALWAYSCHECKYOURDRIVERSBEFOREENTERINGTHECAR.NO
PERSONWASHARMEDINTHEMAKINGOFTHISCOMMERCIAL.

Plai Statiòn

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/eTkCWum

CF: For this look I've gone with a bunny filter on top of a playboy bunny-esce maid outfit with black and white to make the purple jewels and the filter colours pop.

*walks into shot*

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*takes out phone*

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