SNATCH GAME:

Aphrodite Starchild as Gloria Swanson



Answers to Questions

1:Sharol Dasho
2:Pictures (Old hollywood way of saying Movies or films)
3:Unaborted Fetus

RUNWAY:
https://imgur.com/P4AtKwp
https://imgur.com/V2jEPEI
https://imgur.com/Qx4u4vV

CF:Tonight on the runway I am doing a look based on Katy Perry’s photoshoot for her first ever perfume Purr. And since I am a huge diehard fan of Cat Woman I felt like this was the perfect opportunity to channel that while staying on the Katy Perry brand!

INSPIRATION FOR LOOK:
https://imgur.com/Txagdn8

E.Z. Mode as Nancy Grace

1. There are just TOO many candidates running for President! Even ____________ is running!

*Nancy holds up sign that says "Too Chains"* The rapster 2 Chainz is running for the highest office in our land. What is our United States coming to that a POT. SMOKER. is a presidential candidate? I told him about how a man killed his family after eating a cookie containing the DEVIL'S. LETTUCE! And then he had the nerve to argue with me! I'm a law-yur, my word is law!

2. Donald Trump has gone TOO FAR! He is now banning ____________.

Covering missing white girls! Let me be perfectly clear, I have no prejudice against other races (unless they smoke the reefer), but covering non-whites doesn't put food on the table! Where will I end up if there aren't any more white girls to (tragically) go missing? Probably the same ganja den as that horse's ass 2 Chainz!

3. Conservative Cathy is so CONSERVATIVE, she would rather vote for _____________ than a Democrat.

MY HAIR DOME!

https://tvseriesfinale.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nancygrace-590x331.jpg

She knows good southern hair when she sees it!

*Attempts to flip weave, but it all flies off her head in one solid mass like a bicycle helmet*

GAD DAMMIT! ELIZABETH! ELIZABETH, I TOLD YOU TO USE GORILLA GLUE FOR MY HAIR! THIS IS ELMER'S GLUE!

Runway: https://imgur.com/a/4ZqzNG5

Inspiration: http://www.picslyrics.net/images/99116-katy-perry-your-so-supersonic.jpg

CF: I'm bringing you a look inspired by one of Katy Perry's costumes from the E.T. music video! I can't stand her music, but I'll give her credit where it's due, this is a GREAT outfit!

https://imgur.com/gallery/8n5mJEY

HOMBORGAR MET GALA TIME

Omen: Please welcome our next guest Anna Nicole Smith!

Oh hello Omen! I'm very excited to be here!

Omen: How have you been recently?

Well not so good actually, I have to take this paternity test and I'm afraid to.

Omen: Oh, why?

Well you know, I don't really score great on tests do I.

Omen: Anna it's not...........Never mind.

Omen: There are just TOO many candidates running for President! Even ____________ is running!

Well Omen, I said that even Dylan’s multiple drag names are running for President. *gets distracted while playing with hair*
Omen, did you ever know that I recently had red hair?

Omen: I don't remember you ever having red hair?

Oh yeah your right I don't *dumbly laughs*. It's just a lot easier to spell than blondee.

Omen: Ok thank you Anna Nicole Smith, moving on.

Omen: Donald Trump has gone TOO FAR! He is now banning ____________.

Donald Trump has gone too far, he is now banning Hard Rock Hotels. Thank goodness that he is, now I can stay in a Premier Inn! You may be asking, what’s the difference it’s only a hotel?! Well guess what, I wouldn’t be found dead in a Premier Inn!!

Omen: Conservative Cathy is so CONSERVATIVE, she would rather vote for _____________ than a Democrat.

Cathy, the bitch, is so conservative she would rather vote for my doctor than a Democrat. I have to tell you Omen my doctor is amazing just last week he told me that it shouldn’t be my husband that wears a condom in the relationship. Apparently I have to put the condom on my ears so that I won’t need to get hearing AIDS!!

Omen: Are you sure he said that?

Err I- I- HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY STORY! OF COURSE HE DID *signals him to go away*

*cops turn up and shoot Anna*

Omen: WHAT THE FUCK!!

I’M OK!!!!!

*camera zooms out*

Inspiration for runway: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e2/c5/f9/e2c5f9e354c33f8e9fd804293fc71469.jpg

Katy Perry’s wide awake look

Zsa Zsa Tea Runway: https://imgur.com/a/mp205gn

https://youtu.be/zgkEOoJaPg8

Alexis Mioda as Marie Antoinette

Omen: Next up is the last Queen of France! Please welcome Miss Marie Antoinette!

Marie: Ah, Bonjour! Bonjour! It eez zo nice to be here at le Snatch Game!

Omen: And it is a pleasure to have you here my dear! How's your husband doing?

Marie: Oh, 'e's been ze same as 'e alwais eez! Taxing ze poor, 'osting extravajent events and zé like!

Omen: That's nice! Anyway, the first question! There are just TOO many candidates running for President! Even ____________ is running!

Marie: Well, I'm rathair unfamiliar wiv lé concept of president, but ai know zat you Amairicans 'ave zem. Howévair, can you imagine a "peasent" beeng le president of anytheng!? Ai méan, that's as ludicrous as la peasénts takeng ovair France!

Omen: I know, imagine the chances of that happening!  Onto our next question! Donald Trump has gone TOO FAR! He is now banning ____________.

Marie: Zis Trump eez bannéng cake! Who could imagine a whirld wivoot cake!?

Omen: You must love cake then!

Marie: Oui, oui! Ai adore cake! If zere eez not a cake een évairy 'ousehuld, zey weehl 'avé nevair lived!

Omen: And what if they can't afford it if there's, say, a grain shortage?

Marie: Zey can eat grass or starve!

Omen: Okay then, last question. Conservative Cathy is so CONSERVATIVE, she would rather vote for _____________ than a Democrat.

Marie: Well Monsieur Omen, She'd rathair vote for mon 'usband! Speakeng of which ai 'aven't 'aird from 'im een a while... *A stagehand hands her a scroll of paper* What do you mean mon 'usband's been kicked off ze throne by le peasénts!? Honestly, ze peasents don't know 'ow to live once een a while!

https://imgur.com/a/rj1vFfG

Look: https://ibb.co/tZmBGVp

Paris Hilton

1. There are just TOO many candidates running for President! Even ____________ is running!

ME- I'm running, i heard that reality stars were hot right now and my when i made a song about, four thousand people
liked it, so i thought i had a chance. There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde,
like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

2. Donald Trump has gone TOO FAR! He is now banning ____________.

Walking and the problem with that is, it's like my own skill, apart from spending money.
Like in always say i don't think, i just walk so now i'm not sure what i'm to do.
Like how can i spend, if i can't walk to the shops?

3. Conservative Cathy is so CONSERVATIVE, she would rather vote for _____________ than a Democrat.

Tinkerbell! A the end of the say she's way clevererer then any person i've ever met. DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously
so if came do to me and her, i would let her win so i can focus on my successful music career.

It's Phila btw :P

CF: MFW Marie Antoinette was Austrian...