Hello everyone and welcome to the first drag panel at OmenCon!! It’s Zsa Zsa Tea and today I will be presenting and showing all of you how to do a death drop! The first step to being able to do a death drop is to be a skinny legend so if there are any fat bitches in the building then please be prepared to snap your non existent neck or remove yourself from my panel, thank you! Are you all ready to start? Ok let’s go! Let’s me show you it all together first so you can get a feel for it and then I’ll slow it down for you!
3,2,1 *tongue pop*
Got it? GREAT! Give it a try ya’ll!
Audience member: I- I- Can you go through the process for us please?!
*rolls eyes* UGH! Fine. You put one leg out straight, lean back, bend your back lick and drop falling away from your front leg like this
Audience member: O-ok. Here goes!
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NO NO NO NO NO!!! THAT WAS SHIT! Like what the hell were you thinking? You literally just slid down it’s not even close! I-
GET OUT!
Audience member: *cries and runs off*
Now, anybody else want to try?!
*silence*
Ok.... YOU AT THE BACK! COME HITHER!
I hope you’ve noted my useful tips. Now, death drop my child!
You at the back: umm ok, you only live once right. BAM!
https://media0.giphy.com/media/l46CeaoOIybEN1eJq/giphy.gif OH MY GOODNESS! I really am amazing! I’m so happy I’ve taught you how to death drop well, but still not as good as me! *smiles*
Ok we have time for 1 more bitch to death drop in my presence today!
*fat girl is seen jumping up and down like crazy*
Ok, ok. I did say to leave but sure I guess you can give it a try *cackles*
Fat girl: OKAY! YES MAMA GAWD *tongue pop*
https://media0.giphy.com/media/qP9mqXLsZ0tgs/giphy.gif *stares in amazement*
Wow you’re good for a big bitch! Still not better than me but A for effort.
Fat girl: Oh I’m 1000% better than your ugly ass
*gasps* I don’t have time for this but bitch bring it on then!
*audience chants “DEATH DROP OFF, DEATH DROP OFF!”
Fat girl: Ok I’ll start, RAKAKATITITATA!
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*audience screams*
My turn! IM A BOSS ASS BITCH!
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*audience screams*
Fat girl: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!!!
*pulls out platform*
KAH!
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*audience bursts out in screams*
OH GIRL OF COURSE I CAN!
*gets into platform* HIYA!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PastelAlarmingBrant-max-1mb.gif Fat girl: You fucking bitch
Oh yeah and what
Fat girl: Yeah well I’m gonna have the last death drop bitch
Oh I don’t think so
*both jump up and death drop at the same time and*
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*audience is gagged and gooped*
*security escort the fat girl away*
*fixes hair* And that ladies and gentlemen is how you death drop! *faints*