*struts in*
https://imgur.com/a/b10iuDN (also runway)
*blows kisses* x
For my talent, I have a poem for you all.
"Sally the Show-Stopping Skank"
A comedy poem written and recited by Sharol Dasho
Here's the tale of the skankiest hoe,
and the best friend a skank could ever know.
Arrived to the stage pure of heart.
That same hopeful heart mistook her part.
Time and time again, her attempts to be wholesome
fell flat and in vain, until came the world of the scrotum.
Sexy Sally, did she slay;
old skanky Sally made her dent.
Humble beginnings, or so they say.
Humble intentions that came and went.
Not many have a talent for being slutty.
Most who wish for it are actually quite cunty.
Sally didn't choose the skank life, it with her.
Her inspiration to us skanks will always be heard.