Omen: Please welcome our next contestant Nicole Richie!

Oh hello there Omen! How are you on this fine morning?

Omen: I’m great thank you Nicole. Hbu?

I’m ok I guess. I went to a bunch of doctors earlier and they studied my eating habits. Yeah they think that I should be eating food instead of cocaine and vodka.

*Nicole leans down under the table and takes out a bottle of vodka and start chugging it*



Omen: Coming to Nicole Richie next! Crazy Cheryl is so crazy, she thought tucking meant __________________.

Crazy Cheryl? Who the fuck is that? I though I was the ONLY crazy bitch in this building.

Omen: Have you got an answer for us Cheryl?

Yeah I do. She is so crazy that she thought tucking meant going to jail. Omen I have pleaded guilty of DUI charges and you know what I’m not worried about jail.

Omen: How come?

I’m very good at walking between bars! Just like how Ariana Grande is very good at walking behind Mac Miller and killing him! SHE SHOULD BE THE ONE BEHIND BARS NOT ME!

Omen: Paula Deen loves butter, she even spreads her butter on _______________.

Paula Deen?

Omen: Yes Nicole Paula Deen.

She sounds fucking gay.
Anyway, I said that Paula spreads her butter on bananas. Speaking of bananas and gay people. For some reason Paris Hilton and I got fucking fired from our Simple Life jobs at a banana company because we threw out all the bent ones! Like what do you expect us to do, let all the gay people near bent bananas? No bitch that’s gay.



Omen: Unfortunately that is not a match Nicole.

*grabs out a match*

I can light a fucking match if you want?

Omen: NO NO we are fine thank you!

Omen: Nicole. It's so hot in the summer, the best way to cool down is by doing ___________.

The best way to cool down is by doing 82 minutes of jail! Yep that’s right I only spent 82 minutes in jail. I guess it’s because I was only sentenced 2 minutes a pound! Hence why Paris Hilton spent longer in there oop.

Omen: Here we go. I love Jesus SO SO MUCH, I even have a ____________ of him!

Oh I know. I had a CBS sitcom of him!

Omen: Really?

NO. Why would I have a fucking CBS about Jesus. Of course it’s about the only real star here.

Omen: Azealia Banks?

You fucking bitch! Obviously it’s about me.

Omen: Oh what is it called?

It’s called CBS: 50lbs! Yeah it’s about my weight.

LOSS! I MEANT WEIGHT LOSS! I am almost as skeleton looking as Ariana Grande!

Omen: Oh dammit we are out of time! See ya’ll next time!

*gets up and leaves the building*

I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY!!!

*drives trough the building and crashes into everyone and everything*

Dolly Parton

Howdy there Omen, I’m so blessed to be here today, I’ve taken time off from reading to the children and bad mouthing Donald Trump so you know this is a special moment for me.



Crazy Cheryl is so crazy, she thought tucking meant __________________.

Keeping a pistol inside your weave like they do in the ghetto. That’s actually a tip I taught my good friend Queen Latifah and ya know she always asked me how I got my hair so perfect and I said I don’t know, I’m never there

*removes wig slowly, sliding out a rhinestone studded pistol, a rhinestone studded machete and a bible (covered in rhinestones)*



Paula Deen loves butter, she even spreads her butter on _______________.

*slides on a new wig*

Oh girl, she rubs butter on her melons, she says it keeps them firm, I myself haven’t found a tub big enough so I just call surgeon.



It's so hot in the summer, the best way to cool down is by doing ___________.

Sunbathing in the nude, but there’s snag when your half silicon, id be a puddle by the end of the day. I'd go from backwoods Barbie to meltdown Barbie.

*applies lip filler*

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I love Jesus SO SO MUCH, I even have a ____________ of him!

A bra and dildo matching set , that way I keep him close to my heart and feel his love inside me always.

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Omen: Just curious...how big IS your bra?

Let me just say, I was the first woman in Tennessee to burn my bra and the whole state fire department worked for 4 days straight!

Omen: Well then.

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Angelique as the Legend herself Etta James.
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1. Crazy Cheryl is so crazy, she thought tucking meant __________________.

Etta: Now baby, who is Cheryl? I once knew a Cheryl back in the day. Whew! That child was an ole loose thang. Used to let just any ole thang run up inside her.  So if it's the Cheryl I think you talking about baby...I put down "Swallowing instead of spitting."

2. Paula Deen loves butter, she even spreads her butter on _______________.

Now I can't be eating too much better. I got diabetes baby. My blood sugar rising just hearing about it. I knew Paula Deen back in the day. That wench ain't changed a bit. I put "White hood". Cause you know it's hiding in her closet next to them boxes of donuts.

3. It's so hot in the summer, the best way to cool down is by doing ___________.

Baby damn the summer. I'm hot now. I'm having hot  flashes turn them lights down off me. Somebody turn down these damn lights shit. I put down "smoking a cigarette." Cause that's what the hell I'mma need to cool down if y'all don't turn these damn lights down.

4. I love Jesus SO SO MUCH, I even have a ____________ of him!

Jesus is my Lord and savior. God knows more about me then I do. My favorite thing he did was when he took this one evil heifer I knew back in the day home to hell where she belonged. You know she tried to sleep with my husband. So baby "I even have a picture of him" cause anybody that will take your enemies and shove them in the ground is a wonderful God. Yes Lord.

Alexis Mioda as Victoria Coren Mitchell

Omen: Now comign to us all the way from England, and her own trivia show Only Connect, Victoria Coren Mitchell is here!

Victoria: Hello Omen, it's a pleasure to be here tonight. This better be worth it because I cancelled a poker game I was going to play with some old friends for this.

Omen: That must have been hard for you considering you've won two massive poker tournaments. What is your secret to poker?

Victoria: Wine, Tea and plenty of donuts. *Sips some red wine*

Omen: Alright then! Let's start this show! Crazy Cheryl is so crazy, she thought tucking meant __________________. Victoria, what did you put?

Victoria: Well I actually went ahead and put "a slang term for drinking" and speaking of drinking I've actually bought this very lovely bottle of champagne to celebrate my first appearance in America. *Pulls out two glasses and pours the champagne into them*

Omen: Oh thank you so much Victoria! *takes a sip from the glass*

Victoria: You're welcome dear. *chugs straight from the bottle*

Omen: Okay, moving on. Paula Deen loves butter, she even spreads her butter on _______________.

Victoria: *slightly slurred* Well Omen... I'm quite familiar with Daula Peen... *pauses as she thinks about what she said* Did I say that right?

Omen: Near enough!

Victoria: Oh good... Anyway I just put "Butter". Because I've watched her a few times myself and boy does she love the stuff! Almost as much as I love donuts! *Pulls one out and shoves all of it into her mouth*

Omen: Oh... My... Goodness...

Victoria: *mouth full* Fhant wne?

Omen: Uhhh... No thanks. Next question. It's so hot in the summer, the best way to cool down is by doing ___________.

*Victoria downs some more wine*

Omen: Victoria?

Victoria: *Very slurred* Oh sorry... Didn't know it was my turn... I just put "Drink plenty of wine". Speaking of where did I put it?

Omen: Uhhh... You finished the bottle last question...

Victoria: *looks around and pulls out a cup of tea* This'll do... *drinks it*

Omen: Anyway, final question of the day. I love Jesus SO SO MUCH, I even have a ____________ of him!

Victoria: *a bit nauseous* Ugggh... I'm not extremely religious myself so I just went ahead and put "Game show named after him".

Omen: Ummm... That doesn't really fit the question that well.

Victoria: I know but right now I think I'm gonna throw up... I shouldn't have had all that wine... *Looks at the other contestants* Anyone got a bucket?

Omen: Afraid not Victoria... Anyway that's all we have time for today so tune in next time for another exciting episode of Snatch Game!

Victoria: *throws up on Dolly's lap* Bleeeeeeh... Sorry...

Alexis Mioda

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CF: For my Beyoncé Look I've chosen to go for her iconic look in the music video for Single Ladies! Some might say that's a safe choice, but I think that I make it work! Especially considering my more... Ballooned frame.

Zaye Dae K

Beyoncé Runway

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Snatch Game- Tiffany Pollard

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Omen: And now, from Flavor of Love, to Celebrity Big Brother, everybody welcome Tiffany Polard!

Omen! I've just been so busy with um- well my man and all its so nice to be here with all these beaut- these other ladies today.

Omen: Okkkkuur girl, just glad you could make it. And those shoes, mama!

What did you say?

Those shoe-

"Oh, you want your fuckin shoes back? I don't care! They're missin the damn rime stones. I don't need your shoes!" *winks at Omen* Its good to be here.

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Omen: Okay Tiffany, so what did you answer?

Well I put Crazy Cheryl is so crazy, she thought tucking meant she'd have DAMN chance at stealing my man. But you know, cute will be cute. And gorgeous will devour cute.

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"And were back to Tiffany Polard! Now what exactly did Paula Deen spread butter on?"

Well Omen, a girl needs a good sticking every now and then. Theres no shame. God gave us the gift of man butter, and a smart human being can appreciate that. Am I right? Now I know Paula Deen is a foxy lady, and I know she'd be spreading that man butter on- well I just put Human Organs, Omen.

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Omen: And we're back to the one and only Tiffany Polard! What did you answer for the best way to cool down in the summer?

Well Omen, I'm a simple woman really. I wrote "50 Shades of- Get the fuck inside you fool"

_________

Omen: And finally, we have Tiffany Polard! How much do you love Jesus girl?

Well the lord has blessed me greatly over the years, Omen. I put I love Jesus SO much, I even have a - well a blindfold! A woman of my kind isn't going to hell, and well, Jesus doesn't need to know everything. *winks*