Up Next... We will have the Talent portion of the pageant. I asked all the queens to prepare a talent to showcase to all of us!
Up First: Pamela
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Next... Plai Station
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Last but not least... Thicness McChrist
A short time ago in a gay bar near you
A demon and an angel had a good screw
Their baby was delivered by a passing poltergeist
And that baby’s name was Thiccness McChrist
Thicc with two Cs, she lived in the ocean
In her underwater cave, she brewed a magic potion
The fired burned and the cauldron was fumin’
When she found the magic mix to turn her into a woman
She slurped the magic soup and to her surprise
Her sausage and potatoes stayed right between her thighs
She was a woman all along, and then she realized
It’s not what’s between your legs, it’s what in your mind
Thiccness wasn’t mad, she grew comfy in her skin
And she learned a lesson about loving the body that you’re in
Why be like the rest when you can be living art?
And who needs a thicc ass when you got a big heart?
Now I got a big heart and a heart-shaped booty
Your state is vegetative while I’m muthafuckin fruity
Miss McChrist, praise Jesus, I’ll make you say oh my gawd
Get ya knees on the ground and pray to the lawd
So I’m spreading the gospel of positivity
So just be positively you and I’ll be positively me
I like my men like my coffee; black and pumpkin spiced
First name Thiccness, last name McChrist
Pamela and Thicness McChrist you are the last two queens standing! Ladies, the time has come to lip-sync FOR THE CROWN! You were asked to prepare a lip-sync to "Believe" by Cher.
