Fatass Betty: hello everybody and welcome to…
Fatass Betty and audience: *chants* WHO FUCKED THAT GIRL UP AND GOT HER PREGNANT
Fatass Betty: Im your host Fatass Betty and tonight
we have a very special guest..please welcome MISS TENSION
*audience cheers*
*Miss Tension dances down the isle like she is on ellen degeneres
*
Fatass Betty: now Miss Tension, lets here the tea
Miss Tension: Well as my family and friends know im
a lesbean but yet here I am pregnant so I think its time we expose a gender faker
Fatass Betty: Alright im
ready, who was it?
Miss Tension: now here’s the real gag, I hooked up with 3
s called “ladies”
Fatass Betty: Lets bring out Quinn
*Quinn begins walking to the main stage when Miss Tension corners her and they start a cat fight
security breaks up the  fight*
Miss Tension: YOU BITCH FUCK YOU
Quinn: WHATS GOOD BITCH? READY FOR ROUND 2!
Fatass: okay okay bitches spill the tea
Miss Tension: okay cause this tea is the truest of all the teas, the Lipton in a world of Bushells
Miss Tension: she messaged my mom on Facebook
*begins sobbing*
Quinn: GET OVER IT HOE
Fatass: so you think she got you pregnant?
Miss Tension: no I just wanted to beat her ass while I had the leverage of this stage
Quinn: Fuck this shit she
*leaves*
Fatass: Okay...let’s bring out Rionnoir
*Rion walks down to the stage*
Miss Tension: we hooked up 15 times within the past 2 weeks and I just know she got me preggers
Rion: I’m literally a women
Fatass: well what Miss Tension does not know is that we hooked you up to a lie detector test, roll the clip
*a clip of Fatass Betty and Rion making out is played
Miss Tension’s jaw is on the floor*
Fatass: STOP THE VIDEO THAT'S ENOUGH. The lie detector proved that Rion is NOT the FATHER OR MOTHER I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHICH ONE
Miss Tension: but that means…
Fatass: LETS BRING OUT MIRACLE
*Miracle is greeted by the audience booing her*
Miracle: YALL KNOW NOTHIN! IM OUT ERE TRYIN GET THE STAMPS OF THE FOOD FUCK YALL
Fatass: So the person who impregnated you is your own aunt Miracle
*Miss Tension is seen crying*
Fatass: Quite the Miracle that no one saw this coming after this video was leaked on YouTube
*video shows Miracle fingering Miss Tension*
Fatass: and our DNA results show that Miracle is the impregnator
*Miss Tension tries to run off stage but falls and a medic has to help her get up*
Miracle: GIMME MAI WELFAIR BIETCH
Fatass: Join is next time on
Fatass and Audience: WHO FUCKED THAT GIRL UP AND GOT HER PREGNANT

http://imgur.com/1FQZapg

Didn't realise the deadline had passed, so sorry :(

Went for a southern belle look for Miracle to match with the script

https://imgur.com/a/zpRjg

https://imgur.com/QVhYJzl

Looking like a proper chola