Mud N. (mudndawilderness):
Why hello my two favorite hosts of M&N's Survivor! Flashback to my first season, Saipan. All I can say is I played the wolf in sheep's clothing game, but never got out of that sheep onezie. I was ABLE to play better, I just chose NOT to because I thought the jury would react a certain way. Not today... I promise you that I'll bring the heat 4 times as much as I did before back in Saipan. I am going to do my best, make the moves that I need to make, and hopefully make it to the end where I can get that million. I've never lost a jury vote besides in this series, and I've been DYING to prove myself in this particular series! I've been having group game withdrawal, my last game was way too long ago and I've been DYING to play again even though I've been kinda busy. So get ready, because I sure am. And soon enough, my competition will also be DYING.
When I got my invitation, I was surprised, excited, and kinda like "about time" all at once. I was super happy and filled that app out real quick. It's obviously more important than homework!!! So I wait a little while for the season to start, and now the hosts reveal FIFTY TWO FUCKING PEOPLE?!?!?! I always say that hosts were smoking something when they introduce twists, but you guys must have snorted a few lines of coke. I did something similar to this recently, but I eliminate five. FIVE. Wow, now I don't even feel special for getting invited or cast. Fucking hoes.
Well anyways, I just gotta show all these clowns up and prove that I deserve my spot more than they do. But, I need to be smart about this. At first, I was thinking of choosing "skill" because wtf would that be??? I feel like nobody's gonna pick that one. But now that I know it's proportional, I have no idea what I should do, I'm pretty well balanced when it comes to competitions tbh. Here's what I think about each:
-Endurance: I'm a dumbass so I'd probably pull a Crystal and slip at second 1
-Puzzle: If it's a slide puzzle I'm fucked. Also Noah is a beast at these and I guarantee he's doing this one.
-Skill: No idea what this could be. But I am a pretty skilled individual :) lol jk kill me
-Spam: Sounds great, but everyone that's spamming would get all the people right away, while I'll be seeing Marshmello. You would have to be there initially in order to do good.
-Speed: Maybe? Idk how a non-live speed would work tho. Maybe all the people that are good at LIVE speed challenges will pick this one, but will be thrown off by the non-live? Idk we'll see.
-Trivia: This trivia must be super hard if it's non-live god damn.
So I'm leaning towards Speed after typing that but not sure tbh. This is just so stressful, I don't want to lose my spot from a competition! You'd have to rip my torch out of my cold dead hands if you want that to happen. I'm a fighter. Let's see how this goes, it'll be an interesting start.
Besides that, I'm putting my strategy into place. I always position myself really well socially, so I immediately went to work. As people were getting announced, I was messaging "Congrats!" and "Hi :)" to everyone I even remotely knew, and starting conversation with them. Here's everyone I've messaged so far:
Noah, Ryan, Kyle, Tim, Harry, MC, Zyler, Marto, Liam, Jay, Emmett, Jordan, Alan, Logan, Sarge, Brittany, Will, Nels, Dan
There are other people I slightly know, but not enough to start a conversation with them yet. I'll say hi if we're on the same tribe.