Our new organization, FUCK, or "Fun, Unsuspectingly Corrupting Kids" is here to help you save your child.

Is your child enjoying their summer by either social interaction with other human children of their age range, Pokeyman Go, and/or playing games. Well, if so, you are a terrible parent. How do you suspect your child to succeed if they don't spend their summers studying? How will they get into Princeton, Harvard, AND Yale if they don't know all of Beethoven's Symphonies by heart or know something about the cell that isn't the mitochondria. Spoiler, they won't. Your child will fail and die. So parents, stop letting your children have fun, and instead, let them have a future.

We have this generous check here today of $145, which we raised by harassing the PTA, to help spread our message through ads on Pinterest and on HGTV.
http://i.imgur.com/GbJsh0g.jpg

Thank you.

Runway: http://imgur.com/nb4FCLx
Her mom hasn't let her change out of her school uniform in the past 2 months

Edited due to link issues

Hello all I am Sommers Eve Dush and I need to apologize to you all. In the past I spewed ignorant and dangerous information about makeup. After seeing this makeup transformation:

Before: http://waytofamous.com/images/danny-devito-07.jpg

After: http://www.myultralounge.com/Images/ginger.jpg

I realized that everything I believed about makeup was wrong! Makeup is the most important force on earth. I have decided to leave my position in the No Makeup Society and instead donate all of my savings to the Free Makeup Society. The Free Makeup Society provides free makeup to the ugly and more unfortunate looking people of the world. Let makeup change your life! Veronica has been using this service for years now!

I hope you will all join me as I donate my entire savings account of $8.53 and my collection of Burger King Coupons I receive in the mail every month.

THIS COULD BE YOU: http://i.imgur.com/rTOBfJ5.png

Runway: http://i.imgur.com/7n04zFe.png  coming to a mall kiosk near you

Could you spare fitty for a titty?

BABES is the Breast Augmentation and Beauty Enhancing Syndicate. Their goal is to make every woman a true BABE. To achieve this mission, they crowd source funding to give women beautiful new breasts. Some girls are unlucky and have grown up with breasts flatter than the line on my departed father's heart monitor, god bless him. He knew big boobs were a gift, and so I'm doing this for him!

Simply put, they turn flat chests into phat breasts. Having grown up with the large gazongas I have, I wanted to be able to give other girls a chance to really understand what it's like to be actually pretty for once, you know? In the theme of the organization, I am donating $8,008,135, because if you type it on a calculator, it looks like BOOBIES in all caps.

Here's just an example of a BEFORE and AFTER transformation of the beautiful work they do at BABES: http://i.imgur.com/zf3bY0W.png

Give them your money!

Hello and good evening everyone, my name is Nina Teen, and today I am here to speak on behalf FOR the teens.

As you may be aware, DC Entertainment has recently released an 'educational' film titled Suicide Squad. This is purely unacceptable. Now, I have not been given the chance to see the film myself, but I assume this film encourages the teenage youth to commit suicide, even going as far to teaching the youth HOW to kill themselves!

Youth suicide rates are at an all-time high, and with films like Suicide Squad being released into our cinemas and brainwashing our youth, we know who to blame. As a former youth myself, my heart aches to those who fell victim to the DC Entertainment trap.

By donating to the Anti Suicide-Squad, a charity foundation erected by me, Nina Teen, earlier this week, you can help keep the youth of today alive by making sure they do NOT watch the propaganda that is plaguing our cinemas.

The $9 you would've used to see this sorry excuse of a film? Donate that to my charity, where all of the funds received will (go straight to my bank account (strikeout)) be given to a youth in need of mental support after seeing this corruptive film. If I can donate $9, can't you?

So the next time you're at the cinema, don't choose Suicide Squad... choose life!

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Runway/Poster: http://i.imgur.com/qTO72yt.png

She's coming

[Fern, Week 7]

Hey Ferns! Today I'm here to bring awareness about Cancer... and no Cancer isn't just about emotions and strings of bad luck (like Isaiah’s horoscope commentary suggests). For a lot of young men and women out there the rigorous chemo can cause both damage and loss of hair. That's why I've decided to not only donate all of my tips from my last performance, but also the hair straight out of my scalp. Hopefully with these actions I can not only make cancer less of a drag for these kids but also allow them anything they want from the macca's change range.

Runway Look:
http://i.imgur.com/Xqa8SUX.png

Davina has asked for an extension. The challenge is now due tomorrow at 9 PM EST (in about 21 hours)

Davina is the only one allowed to submit past this point.

The charity I chose to support is "Feed The Children" which focuses on providing food to starving children in Africa. I have decided to donate $25 of canned Walmart soup to this charity because it does wonderful things such as providing food to starving children in Africa, as well as giving food to children that are starving in Africa. I cannot possibly sit around and allow those children starving in Africa to have a smaller waist size than me and to be skinnier than me just because they have no food to eat; therefore, I am donating today to this charity that helps starving African children so that they are not skinnier than me while they are starving in Africa. 

I urge you today to donate to "Feed The Children", so that we together can become a united force in helping these starving children in Africa by giving them canned walmart soup as well as other commodities such as ramen noodles, baked beans, and canned sweet corn in order to prevent them from starving to death, in Africa.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/10/article-2060030-0EBC25F400000578-685_468x366.jpg

Just look at the smile on that kid's face after receiving a can of tomato and bean soup

We do it for the children!

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Runway Look: http://i.imgur.com/lG8aJbT.png