For this Challenge it will be Best Pick up lines.

This will be a simple one. You have until Wednesday :)

Then all of them will be ranked.

The top 3 will always win something, so aim high :)

There will always be a Bottom 2 and someone evicted each week

Post your pick up line here

Do your feet hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day

Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I'm sorry

That shirt looks very becoming on you, of course if I were you I'd be cumming too

Now, I'm gonna have to give you an example of the best one I've ever had (comes with a pic and everything)-

Scenario- Year 13 Icebreaker, at a club called 'Subtone' (where most of us were underage so no alcohol lol), it was fancy dress and I was Aladdin (https://twitter.com/gangsterdante/status/522473393283952640 )

Girl (in this case, you Jess)- Hi, who are you?
Me- A lad, Aladdin u ???????? ;) X

pickup lines are sometimes funny, but most of the time, they are annoying and weird. and they just don't work. so I'll save myself the embarrassment for our first challenge. but when I talk to a girl that I like, I compliment her instead. my girl is always complimented, she is treated like an elite, and she is #1 to me. from day 1 on. there are no exceptions.

I have no idea who you are, but God was showing off when He created you. your smile, your serious face, and your presence are all amazing to me. I would be happy just to sit next to you in silence.

Did you hear the news? There's only going to be eight planets after I destroy Uranus.

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

If I make a smoothie, will you come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.

Submissions Closed!!