Misty Shade: Hi Misty! Let’s start off with your Mortal Kombat promo... The outfit is straight up Mortal Kombat BUT it’s just Mortal Kombat, where’s the misty? I wanted y’all to put your own dash of personality into the promo look but you didn’t. The outfit is nice though :) But you’re wearing literally no makeup which is literally apart of drag. I don’t know why your face isn’t beat. Now onto your trash glamour look... It’s okay? The look is made out of what looks like garbage bag but that’s like the goto trash look is garbage bags so im not really impressed and i dont get much glamour from it anyways. But I really like your make up in this but i feel like your makeup is a complete different look from the actual look you’re serving tonight.
Stormer Summers: Hi Stormer! Really love your name by the way :) You’re serving me sex and I love it! Everything is so latex and lubed up, it looks good but would I say great? No. But you did not disappoint! The only thing I would change is the hair and that unnecessary necklace, also you have quite the package there... Carrying onto runway, It’s a plastic gown and it looks great! You served trash and glamour tonight on the runway and i’m happy with it. Tonight was a good night for you Stormer.
Litter Ally: Hi Litter! Your promo scares me but I. LOVE. IT. When I saw it, I gagged and when I figured out you were literally a penis... I GAGGED MORE! I love the ponytail coming out of the shaft, really good touch, but the only critique I have is why the red eyes? I kinda wish they weren’t there so we could see more of the... um... tip of the penis...? Wow that made me sound like a total whore but Litter, you did not disappoint! Now onto your runway, neck down, love it! its literally trash glamour. Neck up, love the mug, hate the hair. in fact the hair takes away from the glamour. If I had to compare it to anything then the hair would be the raccoon wig asia o’hara wore in her promo.
Aurora Belarachy: Hi Aurora! Let’s start off with your promo, i’m gonna say to you what i said to misty, it’s Mortal Kombat but where’s the aurora? where is YOUR personality in this look? If you added a dash of you to this look then i would’ve been more impressed then i am now. Onto runway, I loved your giant trash reveal, it was cute and was promising, but then you take off the garbage bag and.... in the most polite way possible... the look is ugly. I get the trash but there’s no glamour in this at all. I also get more man then I do woman based on this look and that’s not good. The only thing I like about this look is those shoes because their actually kinda cute for trash.
TaBestBicha: Hi Bicha! Let me start of with, WOW. Your promo is super good! You look polished and sickening, I would not fuck with you if i was placed in a battle with you! Compared to your entrance look, you stepped up hunny. Now onto your runway, let me start off with... WOW! You are an amazing edit queen and to be honest, stick with editing! This look is so good, it screams trash glamour! You did not disappoint this week what so ever. This was a great week for you :)
Blonde: Hi Blonde! You completely wowed me with your promo, you look so hot and mysterious! I love the lip/hair contrast, it balances out really well. This look was just TOO good. I’m impressed to be honest. Now also onto your runway, you look sickening! The gown is perfect and it’s literally trash glamour! You’re a bitch to watch out for in this competition... You slay.
Red Ruby: Hi Ruby! Something about your promo draws me to it, it’s really good! Its Mortal Kombat and a dash of Ms. Red Ruby in it! Your legs are FUCKING sexy and the cape was such a nice touch to it. And yo mug beat. I’m happy with this promo :) but then we got to your runway... No. This runway was horrible. This is my least favorite runway because it has nothing to do with the category... Where’s the trash? Where’s the glamour? You’re better then this Ruby, I know you are and I want to see more from you... IF you survive this week.
JerryOnTheSunday: Hi Jerry! Your promo look is nice, it’s not my favorite but it isn’t my least. It’s kinda just safe in all honesty with the exception of that killer blade on your back. It’s a nice look. Now onto your runway, it’s disgusting haha. The hair literally has a piece of shit on it and I love it! The gown is super glamorous and i’m into it.
Aqua Nova: Hi Aqua! So your promo is okay, it isn’t my favorite. I understand what you were going for, it isn’t bad but I wasn’t wowed like I was with your entrance look. Onto your runway, It’s trash, correct, but where’s the glamour? Like you’re just wearing a trash can... I’m not impressed Aqua and I know you can do way better sweetie. I have high expectations from you and today you didn’t reach that level.
Willow Blue: Hi Willow! Let’s start off with your promo, I’m actually pleased with this. I love that you keep to your schtick of dark glamour, it really makes you stand out in this cast. You also look sexy as fuck. Im getting that one anorexic emo girl that dances around on video and stuff... Someone please tell me her name but you’re very that haha. Onto your runway, you said it was paper but it just looks like white fabric but it’s a good look. You’re giving me glamour and not much trash but i’m gonna take your word and say it’s paper. It’s an okay look.
Ivonka Slut: You told me that your promo look was the same look as another queen and I told you that it’s fine as long as you outshined the other queen and tonight you didn’t do that. Jerry looks better then you because Jerry had a story with it and a weapon to clarify that she was here to fight but you’re just kinda here to be... pretty. Plus I don’t get any type of fighter from this look... But you’re gorgeous! Now onto your runway, i’m actually impressed with this, it’s really cute and petite! I wouldn’t say magazines are “trash” but it works! You look really cute tonight ivonka :).
Camryn Venti: Hi Camryn! So your promo was the only one with a concept so points for that... BUT... it doesn’t look good. Your makeup is really butch and it kinda looks like you don’t have any on and the outfit itself isn’t really cute... In fact this was probably my least favorite promo... Now onto your runway, it isnt trash or glamour... its a shredded jacket and a shredded bikini. Camryn, I know you can do better then this.
