"Bird of a feather"
*Whispers*
Welcome to drag jungle, here on the island of Snatchpussy.
What we're looking for today, if we're really lucky is... the Nailat Bird.
Nailat bird's love to look at their own reflection in lakes and oceans so they're often referred to as:
The Talian bird as they often see the world staring back at them a little bit skewed.
What does one look like? Well... there are two species of Nailat Bird.
The older species is dark in colour and thiccer than most birds, apart from the ancient Ykcin.
It has a very distinctive deep call and waves it's wings around when it sings- Yes almost like an Italian,
weird right?
The newer species that has developed recently, is more slim line, has defined wing shapes and elegantly
floats between all other species making peace and aggressively pumping it's chest to the pop-rock
sounds of the surrounding groves. (we believe, played by the monkeys on their coconut drums).
*enters a overgrown area of the jungle*
Now this is often called the Nailat pasture and all this overgrowth you see here is jush...more specifically
it's called judges jush and this is really important because the Nailat bird like to conceal themselves within
this jush and use it for protection. Protection from what? Well once upon a time, it was the ancient Ykcin bird i mentioned earlier.
However that species hasn't been seen for a long time, and now it would appear a new species called Ysaid-Niahc has been trying to get close
to the Nailat bird, but he remains unimpressed and stays hidden in his jush.
If we want to locate the Nailat bird out in the open, we need to locate the Facuon. A regal bird; flies high up in the skin,
the most beautiful exterior you'll ever see and a deceptively large head. The Nailat will sit transfixed at the sight of the Facoun flying
and circling about everyone down below, in awe at it's beautiful colours.
With so many species in the world with a variety of personalities with the ability to entertain the Nailat bird with chirpy songs, fluid movements
and cheeky pranks, it is unclear why this bird does not warm to other species but scientists can only make one conclusion: BREEDING.
*points*
OH LOOK, a streetwise creature rummaging through the trash looking for a new armour- i believe this creature has migrated from
the urban jungle, legend has it, it's referred it as the Sebur ( which translates locally at street rat wrapped in ASOS).
*Camera cuts and fades back*
We have been sitting here for 6 hours and all we have seen in the Ysaid-Niahc wildy attacking all the jush trying to find the Nailat- how cute,
wants to be friends so bad it's goes in aggressively. bless it. Oh, oh listen- *the Ysaid can be heard talking* WOW that's amazing...
*Ysaid starts swearing and crying*...oh maybe we should leave it alone a little while...
*Camera cuts and fades back*
We have been here another 4 hours and still nothing. Nothing more frustrating than deadlines being continually extended...Excuse me.. *answers phone*
"uh-ha, right...ok, but that's not fai-, i see, what about the othe-, no, ok, that's shame".
I just received word from our research team that this is Facuon migration season, they've all flown to the crown tundra for the spring, which
sadly means the Nailat won't be seen out and about here as it refuses to mingle with other species and will live happily in it's judges jush
until the next season comes around.
*starts to walk away, deliberately tramples some holly on the floor*
