If you have an questions then please let me know!

Can the class be about anything?

^Yes... also you can take it in any direction you want (funny,serious etc)

Hello students, welcome to foreign language class. My name is Miss Eganja Lestranja and I will be teaching you every word in the dragtionary that you need to know. We will also be working on your reading skills, because it is what? *no one answers* FUNDAMENTAL!
*walks in front of a desk*
http://imgur.com/x6q5egQ
*drops bag and starts smacking red stick on various desks*
Let's start off with something easy...
A long night A'Hookin. This is a term technically coined by Kennedy Davenport when referring to her burning prostitue look on the "death becomes her" challenge. To give you an idea of what someone might look like after A long night A'Hookin, I included a picture of RheeqRheeq http://snag.gy/cSUJI.jpg

Our next vocab word is "back rolls". This term was used when Jade Jolie accused Alyssa Edwards of being a tad bit hefty in the back. To give you an idea of what back rolls look like, look at the material Hazel Likes Coxx used on her Marie Antionette high on coke realness dress. http://imgur.com/GKffkmC

One very important term all queens must know is "beat face". This is what a beat face looks like: http://imgur.com/sJVnfEu
This is what a face beat with a hammer looks like: http://imgur.com/2HFmdv8
I love Karen with all my heart... Too bad I don't have one.

Another great word to know is body-ody-ody. Body-ody-ody is sometimes used very loosely, like when referring to girls with unsynched waists and no pads. Good thing no one here is like that... *coughs* NO HOPE RAINDROP! *coughs* http://imgur.com/RgGJYT8

Our next word is busted. The definition of busted is unkempt, messy, unrefined, unpolished, or poorly presented. Some synonyms of the word busted would be Dickawhora http://imgur.com/K4jH0sn , Clitoris Clot http://prntscr.com/7m6sft , or A man DUH fuckup http://i.imgur.com/5y8U9zW.png?1 .

If you have not yet been read, it's not that I like you, you are just so pedestrian I forgot you were in the race.

Another word that I absolutely love is clock. No, I'm not talking about telling time. Clock means to point out someone's flaws. You can find this word used in Shangela's hit single "Werqin' Girl" or my hit single "Jesus fucking christ why did Joobi not lip sync last night" http://i.imgur.com/mDfQWNe.png

The last word for today is Kai-Kai. Kai-kai is when two drag queens have sexual intercourse, referred to among gay men as hardcore sodomy. One example of a kai-kai is whatever the fuck Aphrodite, Lola, and Constance were doing backstage during the lip sync.

Thank you all for coming to language class. You lovelies will have a big, big test tomorrow. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

RUNWAY:
*struts out*
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*poses*

Confessional: This is absolutely balls of steel to a tea. My makeup is serving Trixie Mattel. My tattoos are killin it, and my abs and tits are drawn on for my damn life. I'm being very revealing. I look ratchet at first glance and my colors are contrasting, but I'm trying to be unique. I'm serving up some Johneh realness and being VERY unique. Every color is worn at least twice (aside from the Marijuana in my head) and I've thrown on so much that I've made this trashy outfit look amazing.

Hello, darlings, and welcome to your statistics class! I'm Mrs. Aretha Matick, but do not call me Mrs, cuz that make it look like I married, and to be honest, some of the seniors in this class are makin me cream right now. So, moving on to your lesson...

*walks up to desk* http://snag.gy/eqNIo.jpg
Now, as I hope you all know, today's lesson is going to be about the different measures of center. For example, when someone wants to make sure that their pads are centered, they ask someone else instead of thinking they look fierce, when in reality they look like they made they look in half a fucking minute. *sees Raindrop's hand raise* Yes, bitch, that was you I was mentionin. GET YO FUCKIN PADS AND SPREAD YO CENTER!!!

The first type of center is mode, where most of the pieces of data line up. In the problem we have above, the dumb bitches who were safe last week instead of making a fucking move were considered the mode of the pieces of data. Especially EVERY FUCKIN QUEEN WHO WAS A WITCH. Seriously, there were more witches than there are at Hogwarts right now!

The second type of center is the median, which is the exact middle piece of data. If there is an even number of data, then the two pieces of data, which in our problem are Ms. "Sittin on Pretty" Karen Forewe and Mrs. "No Characteristics" Lola Donlin are our medians. Right in the middle - and 100% likely to stay there.

The third, final, and most important measure of center is the mean, which is the sum of all pieces of data divided by the number of data pieces. But, in my town, the mean is the one bitch who thank she all high and mighty and better than everyone else. In this... serious, problem, a Ms. Rory Patricks is the crazy bitch who we call "mean" in these pieces of data.

*sees a senior boy walk across the classroom and licks lips* Class is dismissed... And so is my birth control... *walks outside so I can teach this boy a "lesson"*

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My runway is inspired by avant-garde couture, mixed with contoured makeup. This is the first time I have ever used contouring in my life, so I hope the judges are in favor of it.

I'm doing ABC bitches.

Hello students! My name is Ms. Nointy Pips! I am your newest ART teacher!
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*smiles at classroom*
*adjusts cameltoe*

Today we are gonna start simple by learning the colors of the rainbow! :)
To help you recognize the color, I'll give some visuals!

RED: think, the blood the comes from my southern region ;)

ORANGE: I just got a giant vibrating...torpedo *shows class*
It's ORANGE!

YELLOW: Yellow is the color that flows out of a mans little monster into my mouth.. YUM!

GREEN: When getting gagged by... big long objects... I sometimes puke this color ~ GREEN

BLUE: The color of my hu-ha! (think waffles too)

PURPLE: This is the color of the veins running up and down my unshaven legs! *winks*

WHITE: small

BLACK: large

Pink: This is the color of my special little canal that men like to explore :)

Brown: I eat a LOT of this color. Can you guess what it is :P

Well class, thats a wrap!

Call me when you're legal if you know what i mean!

*struts out of class*

* Enters auditorium with Supervisor Caitlin *

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Good morning students!
My name is Mrs. Hazel Welsh, but please call me Ms. Hazel so the whole school can know I'm single.. ey? Cheesy? Nevermind then. Also welcome our supervisor, Miss Caitlin, she will be observing everyone of us.. that includes me so better behave kids or else .. okay!

I will be your teacher for * gets chalk and write *.. S E X  E D U C A T I O N.. for the wholeeeeeeeeeeeeee year!

And by I mean sex education, not those positions you've been thinking like 69, doggy-style, etc. Now.. enough with all the talk, let's get straight down to business, literally..

* gets suitcase and shows a laptop *

Now for today's lesson, we will be discovering about the different kind of terms in sexual education, from A-Z, get it? Now let's go * clicks on the next arrow button *

First up from letter A is Abortion,

You see kids, abortion is the medical removal of a fetus which is a poor little red thingy from the stupid mother's vagina. We have two kinds of abortion but we won't get into that..

Next up is from letter B, Bacteria..

It is a tiny organism that causes an infection in the body. Now I know you're thinking, what does bacteria got to do with it? Fun fact of the day for all the teens that might have a sexual intercourse every day.. um week, month. Bacteria can be inside you via intercourse which can transmit disease in your body fortunately, like HIV and AIDS so warning, it's deadly.. sex is a risk.

Now, you know what's coming up, C is from Camel Toe!

Camel toe is basically just a woman's bulge. It can also indicate whether someone is you know.. * does a penetration illustration with my finger * or not. * cheeky grin *

It's a lot of the student's favorite toy, a D..ildo! * slams model on the wooden pedestal *

Now a dildo is a toy used to pleasure all those people that has no one to mingle with or all those people that are.. losers. It is usually made out of rubber and plastic but people took the limits high when they created wooden and glass dildos, which is a pain in the.. butt. Okay!

In fifth place.. it is the common thing in every adolescent.. EJACULATION!

Ejaculation, from the root word ejaculate is an activity used for once again people with no one to mingle, those people who are.. once again losers or simply someone who is wanting to pleasure one's tingling emotion. It is an activity that makes your private part eject or release what we called semen when we our in climax or orgasm.

Now, the sad thing we always have to hear from, Fetus....

Now kids, fetus is a small organism that comes from an embryo and that can turn into a baby IF the parent doesn't fuck up and does the abortion thingy because EVERYONE DESERVES TO LIVE. Got it kids? So if you got pregnant, don't drop that thun thun thing because it can do you wonders in the future and so on.

Next up is the word, Gay.

Okay, listen up, gay is being sexually and romantically attracted to people of one’s same sex. It can refer to men or women, although many gay women will use the term “lesbian.” Also known as homosexual, which some gay people feel is a derogatory word because homosexuality used to be a diagnosable mental illness. Now, kids, don't you go gay shaming because did you know the LGBT community is very useful to the society, not like tools and not fools, they are mature, responsible, people with darker pasts with you that are hard-working in every way like drag queens who are people with grave experiences. That will be your assignment, drag queens.

* After many many many more words *

Okay kids, time for the most important and common word in our society today, sex.

Sex is simply a sexual, romantic activity done by two people or if they want.. three or if they want to do more.. more, this includes sexual intercourse which is something I don't want everyone to do early but..they already did like our principal.. oops sorry.

(PT.2)

Now for a controversial survey question,

Who here had already done sex?

* Everyone raises their hands *

Oh, that means everyone.. now here's an advice. Use protection because I don't want to see someone with a tummy poking out of their abdomen while they're at school and I also don't want to see you running into my faculty asking to be my godmother because I know most of you kids can't afford turning a baby into a well-rounded kid quickly unless you're rich.

* bell rings *

Okay class, sadly we didn't got to finish it all because I'm so chatty but we will continue it tomorrow, now your assignment again is about drag queens, if you don't got an assignment, I'll meet you at detention tomorrow. Now goodbye class!

* walks out with Ms. Caitlin gossiping like ducks on a no-filter zone *

CF: I'm really confident in making it next week, I just hope the judges like it and none of the queens shade me.. oh wait they have? Who? RyJam? OH BITCH! I WON THE FIRST CHALLENGE WITH MY LOOK WHILE YOU DIDN'T. take a seat hun.

RUNWAY:
http://imgur.com/jahTZyp

I'm serving you simple (which is SO DARING FOR ME), non-pleasant for the eyes texture look, contoured with black skin and black lipstick to make me unique. I know the judges will clock, read and criticize my look but c'mon, let me get through with this.

CF: Poor Ryjam tried way too hard to shade the whole cast. He flopped this week :/

I think what really flopped was your ratchet ass drawing of a total drama island character with big tits. Why don't you come for yourself before you come for me, because I was joking. At least I'm being Max and not relying on crude sexuality like everyone else.

Confessional: All these queens reading me think they're so cute. I don't get cute. Nor do I get drop dead gorgeous. I get fucking majestic. And my class are going to learn something god damn it!