Celebrity (Singer) name *DO NOT USE MENTIONED PEOPLE IN THE LIST BELOW THE APPS* - Demi Lovato
Genre of music - Pop, indie, EDM, some rock
Do you have any judging experience? What? - Not specifically judging on Tengaged, but I used to judge people’s writing in-depth as a beta reader, so I’m used to giving honest critiques.
Why should I pick you? - I think I would make a great judge because I come from a family of singers, so I actually have some advanced singing experience/knowledge. Also, my passion is writing, so my grammar will be fine and I’ll actually be able to construct intelligible sentences. I also take things really seriously and am fascinated by elimination-style reality shows like the X Factor, so in general I’ll be really enthusiastic about the game. Last but not least, I’m brutally honest with my critiques and won’t just clap my hands and produce a golden sticker shaped like a star when the performance actually flopped.
Will you judge within 24 to 48 hours of the performances when instructed? - Yeah :D
Judge THIS performance : I’m going to split my critique into sections to make it easier for me and the performer:
Vocals: I can’t judge vocals that are nonexistent--you actually need to sing. It was obvious that you only moved your mouth ill-fittingly to some pre-recorded noises getting blown out through the speakers. This is the X Factor; perhaps you’d be better suited for the show Lip Sync Battle, where no perceptible amount of talent is required. 1/10
Dancing/Performance: Some of the dancing was decent, though this looked more like a soccer mom attempting to bring sexy back. The costume was not flattering, and for the most part the dance moves were basic and recycled. Honestly, I spent more time squinting to find the stripper pole than I took to watch the relatively emotionless performance of a wannabe swimsuit model flop around some greasy flooring like my neighborhood hoe. 3/10
Theatrics/Artistry: Some of this was nice. The opening with the silhouetted hands was pretty cool, and overall everything was solid enough to keep my eyes from bleeding. 7/10
Overall: 2/10, rounded significantly down because your voice holds the most weight and, admittedly, your nonexistent vocals were heavy enough to drag you and this performance down to the pits of utter trash.