Gemini: Runway

https://imgur.com/gallery/UFCkUh3

I am serving a dark runaway bride. She didn’t want a happy and positive wedding but a rather dark wedding. I used this opportunity to play up to my odd yet high fashion style.

Litter Alley: Runway

https://imgur.com/a/25JIdAO

I'm coming out for an elegant and ethereal wedding. I'm not a campy queen, I'm an unexpected queen. You'll never know what's waiting for you in the back alley.

Litteralley.

Now introducing the famed fashion designer and editor-in-chief of Runway magazine, it's Miranda Priestly!

https://imgur.com/A5U39bM

Talian: Ms. Priestly, you truly outdid yourself with this outfit

Miranda: Well, Twinkies first impressions are the upmost importance. It is unfortunate that the temp workers you hired to sit next to me didn't receive the memo.

Twinkies: Well Miranda these aren't temps, they're-

Miranda: *holds up paper and turns head away* The details of your incompetence does not interest me.

Twinkies: Well hopefully our eligible bachelor can help!

Not So Santa: 1] What about me and my card turns you on and makes you want to date me?

Miranda: Well let's have a better look at you. You have no style or sense of fashion.

Not So Santa: Well I think style is subjec-

Miranda: https://imgur.com/c758vkT

Silence. Civillian.

Not So Santa: Did you just steal my gun?

Miranda: You're not the only thief in this workroom. I'm the alpha, bitch https://imgur.com/psugrHQ

Not so Santa: Speaking of relationship, not that you seem to be romantic in any sense of the word, 2] How would you organize a romantic date together in prison?

Miranda:Well that depends, are you a top or bottom?                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Not So Santa: I'm an experience.

Miranda: *scribbles down* Bottom with microscopic genetalia. You'll be of no use to me. NEXT!

Not So Santa: But wait, Miranda I have a lot to offer!

Miranda: And what shall you...



offer me?

*Not so Santa starts crying*

Miranda: That's all

Twinkies: Well it appears Not So Santa is too embarrassed to come out and ask the final question, so here goes! If you were to escape the prison together. How would it go?

Miranda: They call me pussy a prison, because no one escapes me.

Talian: And now introducing our next contestant a- Uh??
Abby: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!
*abby is seen rolling in her wheelchair into the room*
Abby: EXCUSE ME! MOVE!

*Abby backs into a wall* Hold on, This is new i just got this!
*abby rolls in between contestant 2 and 4*
Alright. Much better. Hello!
Talian: snatchlorette number… 3! great to have you with us

Abby: It’s my honor to participate! Looking forward to this.

Talian: i see you rolled in here with style!

Abby: Oh Yeah. My wheelchair is like the mercedes of all wheelchairs, it goes up and down and back, and i can lay down in it too! look *abby puts her chair in bed mode*

Talian: that’s great! Well Abby you are here to win a HEART. Let’s introduce our snatchelor Easter “Bad” Bunny!

Bunny: Talian, you know Im just here to find someone to be my 2nd kidney! thaticanlatersellontheblackmarket and just Always by my side!

Talian: i have a feeling snatchelorette number 3 is a great choice! Lets move to her, you read our snatchelors card already right?

Abby: oh i did indeed! I see he’s good with children i always need help with these bastards because as soon as i came back to the dance studio to see what the moms did i was in shock! These girls couldn’t keep their necks up, their legs were as straight as elton john, for the past months all we did was PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE. BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY WAY YOU MAKE IT.  I TAUGHT ALL THE DANCERS ON GOD DAMN BROADWAY, THE REASON BEYONCES COACHELLA LOOKED THE WAY IT DID IS BECAUSE OF ME!

Bunny: Oooh.. I love me some children…. I’ll be sure to help you!
But, What about me and my card turns you on and makes you want to date me?

Abby: honestly when i read that you love hopping around naked i started physically shaking. Only upper body of course. Because the only thing i wanna hop on naked pirouette first is on your C***

Talian: Abby!

Bunny: Woah

Abby: IM SORRY! This is so unlike me! I apologize. Listen, I got out of prison myself not that long ago and im. Well.. a little desperate!

Bunny: Damn you been in jail too?

Abby: Yeah.. i served my time. Why? Are you from the IRS!?
*abby is seen stuffing 100 dollar bills into her purse*

Bunny: Nah Nah, i love me a feisty woman that has seen things

Abby: oh i’ve SEEN things. Believe me. Have you ever heard of the game hide the cucumber?

Bunny: uhh no i dont think i ever heard of that

Talian: I think i know that one!

Abby:

Talian: so Snatchlorette number 3 what are you YOURSELF looking for in a man?

Abby: you know, i just want someone to love me. My life was harsh. I went to jail, had cancer and tried to be vegan. I just need someone to be my tango partner. They always say you need two for tango!

Talian: that’s right!

Abby: AND ONLY 1 FOR THE DANCE SOLO! MCKENZIE I SEE YOU BEHIND THE PRODUCER WHO EVEN ALLOWED YOU IN HERE GO PRACTICE BEFORE I TAKE YOU OFF THE PYRAMID ONCE AND FOR ALL!



*Mckenzie is seen storming off the room crying*

Abby: Oh please.. save your tears for the pillow

Talian: Alright…. Easter Bunny why don’t we make things more calm and romantic now and move on onto your next question? This one is my favorite *giggles*

Bunny: Okay, snatchelorette number 3. How would you organize a romantic date together in prison?

Abby: if we’re already on that prison talk im gonna share a little secret recipe that i learned with you. All we need is a quiet corner and a zip bag, some fruit, ketchup, a pinch of sugar and some water, but the secret ingredient in my pruno is just a couple drops of lesbian urine. truly lifts up the flavor

Bunny: Damn mama

Abby: oh and you wait. Did i mention that i was a celebrity in prison? Reality TV is really big there. That’s all they do, watch tv all day. So of course i had to keep myself busy and teach these butch lesbians how to dance. And if they remember everything correctly we will have our very own spice girls show to watch while we enjoy our drink!

Talian: sounds lovely! Looks like you two are made for each other!

Abby: Well i can’t wait to win so i can see whats behind the curtain. And prepare to impress me!

Bunny: oh i will impress you! I’ll give you some of my… dealing.. Chocolate..

Abby: Im Diabetic.

Talian: No sweet tooth for her! Mr East’Her do you have any last questions?

Bunny: Yes! To snatchelorette number 3, If we were to escape the prison together. How would it go?

Abby: listen. Im done with crime im done with running and escaping. We wouldn’t even need it. Because i have Maddie! And she performed all around the goddamn world! She performed in russia in a small swimming suit dancing for sia to lipsync to! She has those celebrity connections and she will get us out! If there’s ANYONE that i trust is Maddie. I love Maddie. You both should be more like Maddie why can’t you be like Maddie? Gosh.

Talian: Well wasn’t that your dream escape Mr Bunny? worth being famous!

Bunny: Oh indeed!
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Talian: well it looks like we reached the end of our show.. Aw.. Snatchelor. Have you made your decision? Snatchlorette number 1, snatchlorette number 2, snatchlorette number 3
Abby: https://media.giphy.com/media/26tklnICCyVmUim0U/giphy.gif

Snatchlorette number 4 or snatchlorette number 5!

Bunny: I think i made my decision, im confident. I choose snatchlorette number 3!

Abby: YEAH BABY!
*abby takes out the 100 dollar bills out of her purse*
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Talian: Well its time to meet her, please say hello to Abby Lee Miller!

*curtain opens*

Abby: Hey cutie! Well looks like i just developed a furry fetish!

Bunny: you look gorgeous mama! I think i made the right choice.

Abby: oh... well thank you. You know what i think im in love. Im even gonna dare to do this
*abby reaches under her wheelchair and pulls out:*
https://imgur.com/a/HBeuWj7
Im gonna put you right here. My number 2! Right behind Maddie. Because no one is above Maddie! Have you seen her perform? Have you seen dance? and have i already said you should be more like Maddie?! Come on stretch those legs

Bunny: yeah about that Maddie girl.. I would love to meet her

Abby: later, later! Hop on cowboy!
*abby smacks bunny’s butt and puts him on her lap, rolling away.*
https://media1.tenor.com/images/f052086365597f6fb6dd15cba6f44b8e/tenor.gif

Talian: truly a match made in hell. And that was it for today everyone!
*no one claps*
- End -

~ Bella Black ~
Runway: https://imgur.com/a/n8Y4oFn
my husband wanted to get married at the blue lagoon. i ended up giving him blue balls. i love blue.

*Intro music plays*

Talian- Welcome back to "The Snatch Game of Love"!!! It is my honor to introduce our next contestant: the socialite, model, singer, actress, and America’s princess- Paris Hilton!!



Paris- I’m like so excited to be here I could literally die.

Talian- Well, we are super excited to have you Ms. Hilton!!

Paris- I would be too. *takes a selfie*



Bunny- It's an honor to meet you Ms. Hilton! You are one smokin' hot babe.

*Paris stares blankly at Bunny*

Bunny- Uhhh... anyways *nervous laugh*. What about me and my card turns you on and makes you want to date me?

Paris- *turns to Tailan* Oh, you mean we’re being interviewed as potential bachelorettes?

Talian- Yeah Paris... did you not know that?

Paris- I just thought like... idk like... ugh idk like I was the bachelorette, and men were trying to get my attention. Or in this case... Bunnies?

Talian- Is... that a problem Paris?

Paris- *turns to her purse* what do you think Tinkerbell? *leans in*

*Tinkerbell lets out a few small barks*

Paris- Tinkerbell thinks you look poor and Bunny looks fat but it’s fine. I’ll continue.

Paris- Anyways, your card of full of some plusses-I LOVES the drug dealing... but not the chocolate part.

Bunny- oh, and why’s that Ms. Hilton?

Paris- I’m not a fan of big.......
........black............
...chocolate! unlike that whore Kim Kardashiannn.

Talian- that is true Paris. I need to ask you something.

*Mother Tal puts on her reading glasses* In your autobiography, you mention that you were making out with an actor at a nightclub, and when you went into the light you realized he was black. Then you wrote that “you can’t stand black men and would never touch one”.

Paris- I like literally have never said that. *chuckles*

Talian- I am reading your book right now Paris, it is literally in my hands.

Paris- The press always tries to spin this. I never said black guys are THAT gross. *looks at manager offstage* this is ridiculous *starts to get up*

Bunny- why don’t you sit that fine ass down babygirl and stay awhile?

Paris- *baby voice* okkkkkk. Only for you Mister Bunniii :)

Bunny- I'm glad to hear that. How would you organize a romantic date together in prison?

Paris- Hmmmm, well in my free time, I love shopping, being really FUCKING rich, and spending time with lots of coke! *pulls out a diet coke can*. Do any of those get your little carrot excited?



Bunny- Oh Paris, I'd love to take you shopping, but the general store in prison is less classy than Walmart. I’m afraid I won’t be able to treat you to something nice.

Paris- Walmart.... do they sell walls there or something?

*bunny and Talian laugh*

Bunny- I love a lady with a sense of humor!!

Talian- Good one Paris!

Paris- *looks confused* good what?

Bunny- Uhhh, nevermind. If we were to escape the prison together, how would it go?

Paris- Wellll, if we like escaped from prison, that would be sooooo hhhoooott. We’d be like a couple on the loose. We’d have to do it at night though, so no one saw us!!

Talian- Hey!! You could call it, "one night in Paris"!! *winks to camera*

Paris- OMG I lovessss it. *realizes that’s the name of her sex tape*  Hey wait a min...

Talian- And that’s all the time we have for snatch game!! The winner is... Paris Hilton’s trust fund!!!! Untill next time America!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/U1fcX0whge5kACg7Do/giphy.gif

*outro music plays*

This is the last gif! posting again so the gif populates on the page :)

Talian: And next we have: Caylee Anthony? Aren't you a little young to be here?

Caylee: NO I AM NAWT. BE QUIET

Talian: ...Where's your mother?

Caylee: NOOOOO! DONT CALL MY MOMMY PLEASE SHE'LL GET REALLY ANGY :(

Talian: ...whatever. Let's meet your snatchelor: Not So Sainta Klaus!

Caylee: OMG SANTA CLAUS I LOVE YOU PLS BUY ME CHRISTMAS PWESENTS

Talian: ...Producers, call her mother.

Caylee: NOOOOOOOOOO PWEASE :(

*Casey Anthony enters the room*

Casey: CAYLEE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Caylee: MOMMY IM SO SOWWY I DIDNT MEAN--

Casey: COME HERE.

*Casey drags Caylee offstage, some muffled cries are heard, and then the noise of a car trunk being shut*

Talian: ...And now we have the tot mom herself, Casey Anthony! Here's your first question.

Sainta: What about me and my card turns you on and makes you want to date me?

Casey: Well... Since you seem to be so good with kids, maybe you can help me ;)

Sainta: With what?

Casey: Oh, you know... Christmas Presents... Faking a home invasion... Body disposal... the usual.

Sainta: Wow.

Talian: Can someone go check on Caylee? Something seems up.

*the producers shrug their shoulders and ignore Talian*

Sainta: How would you organize a romantic date together in prison?

*Casey looks nervously at Sainta*

Casey: What ever do you imply? In the event that did happen, we would gaze at each other longingly through the prison glass, occasionally making out through the glass.

Sainta: Sounds hot...

Talian: No, guys, I am genuinely afraid for the kid. Y'all need to do something.

*that one fag that everyone hates is made to go look.*

Talian: Thanks xoxo

Sainta: Alright, Casey. If we were to escape the prison together, how would it go?

Casey: WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT PRISON I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING WRONG. *collects self* If we escaped the prison together, we would have a child that we would end up kill--

*casey's van suddenly crashes into the building*

Talian: what the fuck

fag driving the truck: uh. well. we out here.

*muffled cries are heard from the back*

Talian: ...yall hear sumn

Casey: uh. no?

*suddenly the muffled cries stop*

Casey: Uh......... I had fun but i gotta go now lol!! *runs over to car, throws fag out, and jumps in, accelerating the wrong way, hitting Abby Lee Miller, and getting stuck* FUCK.

Abby Lee Miller: CALL THE POLICE!

Talian: OPEN THE TRUNK.

*the trunk opens, revealing Caylee in the back, most likely dead*

Casey: OMG NO CAYLEE :( IM SO SAD NOW. *obvious fake crying*

Sainta: bruh

Talian: Gurl, what the fuck? You know damn well whose fault this is. We all saw it.

Casey: The state of Florida says otherwise ;). *speeds off, hitting paris hilton on the way out*

Talian: Ignorant bitch. Anyways, that's all the time we have. See you next time on Snatch Game of Love.

https://imgur.com/a/jpxOkbI

CF: With her pink gown, huge pink veil, and bouquet, she's sadly ready to go down the aisle. She's regretting this HUGELY.

Jasmine Side runway: https://imgur.com/a/qrZ7h9f

I am giving you FAIR MAIDEN REALNESS. She is married off by her family to a wealthy prince- but she’s in love with a stable boy. She can’t help but break down on the runway. I’m hoping I can show judges that I can make creative looks and concepts, and not only do cute looks.

Snatch game look *couldn't leave out tinkerbell* : https://imgur.com/a/tFb8FiW

~ Snatch Game ~

Twinkies: “Welcome to Snatch Game of Love! Our next contestant is a blonde who’s a total bitch and gives second rate handjobs!”

*Brittnay walks on stage, while on the phone with her mom*

Brittnay: “Listen here you cuntface slut, I’m STILL PISSED at you buying me a nissan leaf. A FUCKING LEAF, MOM! A LEAF! Now I’m stuck at some dumb ass game show where I have to clarify that my HANDJOBS AREN’T SECOND RATE! I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON CONNOR FUCKING DEVARNAN, I WILL SHOVE A BAT SO FAR UP HIS ASS THAT’LL HE CHOKE ON IT!”

Twinkies: “Miss, phones aren’t allowed.”

Brittnay: *she glares at Twinkies* “How about I unlace my shoe, turn it sideways, and stick up your uterus, you stupid cunt?” *she hangs up*



Twinkie: “Anyways, it’s time for the first question!”

“Bunny”:  What about me and my card turns you on and makes you want to date me?

Brittnay: “Well, nothing about you turns me on since you’re basically a fucking furry freak. However, I broke up with my moronic boyfriend and then he got a cum guzzling, beret wearing, stupid ass canadian whore pregnant! Then I dated a guy who’s gayer than literally any guy on Fire Island. Basically, my standards are almost as low as Lucinda Rear’s are, so you’ll do.”

“Bunny”: “Thanks?”

Twinkies: *blinks* “....Moving on, it’s time for question 2!”

“Bunny”: “Okay, how would you organize a romantic date together in prison?”

Brittnay: “Picture this, we sit next to each other in my stupid fucking nissan leaf, I give you a handie and then you drive off after I get out, just CONNOR DEVARNAN DID TO ME! FUCK THAT TWATHOLE!”

Twinkies: “.....That’s so romantic….”

“Bunny”: “.....Where would we even get a car at?”

Brittnay: “.....God, I wanna fucking murder you.”


Twinkies: “Alright, last question!”

“Bunny”: “If we were to escape the prison together. How would it go?”

Brittnay: “Well, you fat so you’ll slow me down. So my best option is to roll you at the guards like you’re a fucking bowling ball so you’ll knock them down, then I’ll run out and get away!”

“Bunny”: “Wow….just wow.”

Brittnay: “Do you have a fucking problem with me? I’ll gladly shove this chair down your throat and make you shit it out, YOU FUCKFACE!”

Twinkies: “Maybe you should be a bit nicer-”

Brittnay: “SHUT THE FUCK UP TWINKIES!”

Twinkies: “....That’s all for now!”

*Brittnay looks into the camera*

Brittnay: “I am so done.”



Snatch Game Look:

https://imgur.com/5JQ75Fm

CF: “I’m giving Brittnay Matthews realness! She may be a doll and she may not have went to prison but she has a lot of anger issues so yeah!”

Rat ~ Week 2 Runway ~ Bride On The Run(way)

https://imgur.com/XoaOYG5

CF: "I'm serving you diamonds and white roses! I look cute! I feel cute! Hopefully I win or something!"

Talian: Next up we have a Rupauls Drag Race alumni Vanessa Vanjie Mateo

V: MISS VANJIE...MISS VANJIE...MISS...VANJIE

Talian: Are you ready to meat your match

V: Yes I’m looking to see who is behind that door

Talian: Well who do you think it is

V: BROOKLYN COME BACK TO ME BABY...I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

Talian: No it’s not Brooklyn...It’s Bunny

V: YOU MEAN BAD BUNNY GIRL...I love his music Boo

1] What about me and my card turns you on and makes you want to date me?

Talian: Vanjie Whats say you

V: Well you know Bad Bunny you make my nipples hard. From the way your voice is low and you obviously you have big meat Bad Bunny...I fantasized

Talian: Fantasized

V: Fantasized...IM ABOUT TO DEEP ALL IN YOUR BACK BAD BUNNY. COME GET THESE COOKIES. Get these Cookies

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2] How would you organize a romantic date together in prison?

Talian: Vanjie do you have answer

V: Girl I would come and give you a whole lap dance honey. It’ll make yo dick wet and then I’d be like...COME GET THIS CHOREOGRAPHY
*Vanjie Gets up*

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE.....

v

3] If we were to escape the prison together. How would it go?

Talian: Vanjie I know you got this one

V: Yes I do...For 29.95 you can get yo Vanjie escape prison kit. It comes with a crowbar for yo big beefy daddy to escape the window...A 4 inch gloc for yo big beefy daddy to BUST A KAP IN THE COPS’ ASS...and a some running shoes so that you and yo big beefy daddy can run off into the wilderness.

Talian: What does that have to do with how you escape

V: Hmmm...I don’t know just needed the promo

Talian: Anything else

V: If you order in the next 24 hours and use code Vanjie you could get 2% off THANK YOU MISS VANJIE...I thank myself

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Talian: Now her is ur lucky guy...BUNNY

V: Wait a minute...THIS AINT BAD BUNNY

Talian: I know

V: DID U JUST HOODWINK AND BAMBOOZLE ME...YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SO LUCKY I HAVE A GIG AFTER THIS...I WILL TAKE MY CHECH IN THE MAIL OR IN PAYPAL

*Leaves*

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Twinkies:  Hello and welcome back to the snatch game! Our next contestant, best known for her role in Orange is the new black, Its Uzo Aduba

*Looking nervous, Uzo looks away shaking her head, whispering quietly to herself*
Uzo: Give me a second
*Uzo looks away again, starting to talk to a picture of Piper*
Uzo: No! I am not cheating. Its with a man. Thats not cheating.

Twinkies: You alright over there, Uzo?

*Uzo looks around and then focuses back on Twinkie. Throwing the picture behind her*
Uzo: Yes! Its fine. I am fine! You fine? Cause i'm fine to find love

Twinkies: Good to hear.

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Bachelor: So bachelorette number 1, What about me and my card turns you on and makes you want to date me?

*Uzo looks up with a small white line under her nose*
Uzo: What doesn't turn me on? I would love for you to invade my lady parts
*Uzo licks her lips, smiling happily at Twinkies*
Uzo: But you look even better *Hints towards Twinkies*

Twinkies: I could get into that.

*Uzo starts to laugh crazily widening her eyes, turning her head slightly, looking at Twinkies. Uzo stops for a second*
Uzo: Its the medication
*Carries on to laugh crazily widening her eyes*

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(In between questions)

*Uzo points at Twinkies, smiling at Twinkies while she blows a kiss at her*

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*While thinking of an answer for the second question, Uzo starts banging her head violently, shaking her head in irrgular occurances, trying to think of an answer*

Bachelor: So Bachelorette number 2, How would you organise a romantic date together in prison

Uzo: Follow me to my jail cell and you can find out. Cause i can do it on top, or on bottom. All for you my little dandelion.
*Uzo starts to make weird noises as she starts to get excited about her date idea*

Bachelor: Maybe we won't have to wait till tonight.

Uzo:OO. Chocolate and Vanilla swirl. You will see that tonight. Grrr...

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*Just before answering the third question, Uzo starts cleaning the floor with a sponge*

Uzo: Sometimes the feels inside me. They get messy, like dirt. I like to clean ok, pretend the floor is my mind.

Twinkies: I ain't judging you.

*Uzo looks up for a second*
Uzo: You want a clean woman to sit on your candy cane, don't you Santa?

Bachelor: Oo. Yes. If we were to escape the prison together, how would we do it?

*Uzo starts to freak out looking back at Twinkies*
Uzo: What about Piper? Me and Piper. It has to be together.

Twinkies: You came here to forget about Piper. To try and find love. Piper is gone.

Uzo: What! Piper. She's gone. I need to get out. Quickly. I need to find her. Please, Sainta, you need to help me. Can you be my vanilla to my chocolate and burrow me out of this place.

Bachelor: I guess so.

*Uzo walks round to see the bachelor, and stops dead in her tracks*

Uzo: Yo, i am very excited to be with you. Me and you. Uzo and Sainta. Chocolate and Vanilla
*Tries to be sexy but fails miserably. Uzo turns to Twinkies*
Uzo: If this fails between me and him, your next!
*Winks*

Runway: https://imgur.com/gallery/9WYfx1s

For this runway I wanted to go very princess like. My look represents those who abstane still marriage due to family or religion but this princess has a secret. Even though she’s a virgin it doesn’t mean she has done. Stuff