*Talian enters the werkroom*



Hello hello hello!l And welcome back to the werkroom of Talian’s Drag Race All Winners.

My ladies. Here we are again. Into another week. The competition is running huh? Either way today we explore the theme from All Stars 2 which was…

⭐️ DIVAS!

I really wanted to do a snatch game but then I remembered… hell. *video footage is shown of all previous Snatch Game disasters* but then I remembered… who are the fiercest divas of all? You! And so… today you will be doing impressions of each other. Because why?

🎭 Everyone loves puppets! Here you will find a blank puppet. I want you to customize it in the semblances of ONE of your fellow queens (ok… you can do Catalina and Talianna as well if you wish) and then create a VERY QUICK conversations between the two of you. I mean… you’ve seen the show.
I AM NOT EXPECTING OR REQUESTING ANY SORT NEXT LEVEL EDITING. ANYTHING VERY QUICK ON DRAW IS GOOD ENOUGH. If not even better.

•you can chose any queen to impersonate.
•more the one person can do the same queen.

Here is your puppet :

Transparent png : https://i.imgur.com/UkrQbro.png

‼️You have 96 hours (4 days)‼️

No extension.

[Win : 3 points]
[High : 1.5 points]

EXTRA POINT : Best makeover [1point]

[96 hours from now]

La Cucaracha

Puppet: https://imgur.com/a/FpJFIcl

Conversation:

La Cucaracha: oh my! And who are you supposed to be?

Puppet: Riddle me this, riddle me that, I’m British, one dimensional, and will put you to sleep with my drag!

La Cucaracha: Oh come on, Eden, don’t be too harsh on yourself…

Puppet: WRONG! Here’s another hint: I have a distinct drag persona that I bring up every 5 seconds!

La Cucaracha: Yes … the biblical queen, we know!

Puppet: NO! I ALSO LIKE SAUSAGES, IN MY MOUTH, YUM YUM!

La Cucaracha: Well Eden likes them up her ass BUT IT’S STILL THE SAME THING!

Puppet: FUCK THIS, I AM NOT EDEN GARDENS, I AM ANITA NAP!

La Cucaracha: OH! So you’re “Eden Gardens lite” then, the cheap knockoff of an already cheap knockoff…

Puppet: NO, and Eden has NOTHING on me!

La Cucaracha: I mean, she has a crown…

Puppet: I AM SICK OF THIS! PRODUCTION, PRODUCTION, I WANT TO FILE A COMPLIANT!

La Cucaracha: I don’t think they can hear you because they were told to only cater to the WINNERS of this ALL WINNERS cast and you are not a winner, baby!

Puppet: *Shrieks in frustration* THAT’S IT, I AM OFF TO ...

La Cucaracha: TAKE A NAP?!

PUPPET: FUCK YOU!

A CROWN. bitch i have 6! hahahaha

Eden: Oh hi La Cucuracha

La Cuc: Hi Eden! Did i ever tell you, i love your shade?

Eden: You have but you've also called me a lot of not nice things too

La Cuc: Well, obviously i don't like it when you're shady to me

Eden: Obviously, is there anything you do like?

La Cuc: Talian's washboard abs, i keep a folder of of his display pictures on my desktop

Eden: Must be difficult worshipping someone who won't give you a win?

La Cuc: Fuck you bitch, this shit is rigged. Did you see the ball challenge?

Eden: I saw it from my safe spot yeah

La Cuc: Fuck this let's quit

Eden: Yeah...let's quite...actually let's not

La Cuc: Ok i'm done talking to you now about our mutual dislikes.

Eden: Ok, see you again on friday when we're friends again!

https://imgur.com/a/1yflBKY

Anita: Hi Ruby! It’s such a pleasure to be here with such a legend.

Ruby: I’m the OG winner honey!

Anita: OG? What does that stand for?

Ruby: Old Goat!

Anita: That makes sense! I love your….

Ruby: Silence! I have something to say! I’m pregnant!

Anita: Congratulations!

Ruby: Although my doctor said that I’m so old that I won’t give birth to a child…I will give birth to a great-grandchild!

Anita: Oh. But you’re so flawless Ruby, I especially love your plump lips.

Ruby: Lips? I think you mean by herpes sores! I have so many I just put lipstick on them and hope for the best.

Anita: Eww…

Ruby: If that weirds you out, I won’t tell you the rest of my medical history. I have had more STDs than the number of times I’ve had to lip-sync!

Anita: Gosh…but in all seriousness, I have loved getting to know you. Thank you for proving that velvet is timeless but also needs to be cleaned regularly…you’re starting to smell a little stale….

Ruby: That’s just the yeast infection!
Baiiii…..

Zsa Zsa: Today we are all blessed to be in the presence of this icon!

*a puppet pops up*



Zsa Zsa: Omg hi Plai it’s nice of you to finally join the competition!…oh never mind we’re still waiting for that to happen.

Plai: You bitch! Honestly Talian is just really frustrating me this season am I just not good enough?

Zsa Zsa: Sista don’t be silly you are doing great.

Plai: Then why have I been ranked low on soooooo many runways.

Zsa Zsa: I really have no idea Plai you’ve served us basic gowns, flat wigs, no makeup and crusty shoes so yeah I have no idea!

Plai: Ugh I’m gonna quit!

Zsa Zsa: Nooo don’t do that you have to stay.

Plai: Why should I stay I don’t like any singers and I wouldn’t slay any Lipsync to any diva except Lady Gaga so if Avra doesn’t swap with me it’s rigged for her to win and I quit! Bye!

*the puppet pops back down*

Zsa Zsa: Well thanks for joining me Plai I think it’s the most we’ve all heard you speak this entire competition! And scene.

Plai Statión Puppet

https://ibb.co/b6LjTqk

Plai: Oh hello Zsa Zsa! How are you doing today?

Puppet: I'm doing great! I just gave Talian a bribe so that I can win All Winners!

Plai: Oh wow, that sounds mighty fun, aren't you a little worried that doing this would alienate the other queens tho?

Puppet: Oh hell nah, who cares about those busted ass queens, I only care about myself, that and my side chick Avra.

Plai: Oh you mean the other queen paying Talian?

Puppet: ...

Plai: ...

Puppet: ...Bitch, whut?

Plai: Oh yeah, Avra's also paid Talian so she can win all winners.

Puppet: DAT FUCKING BITCH!!! *Goes under the table and comes out with a mini pitchfork and stuck on cross eyebrows* WHERE'S THAT FAT SLUT!? I'M SO GONNA GET HER FOR TAKING THE MAGIC BITCH'S MONEY OVER MINE!!

A: Hi! I'm Avra K. Davra!

?: And I am none other than the mistress of oddness and abstraction, the personification of art and urban culture, the freak monster of the franchise

A: Oh... who could they be?

*a puppet comes off*

R: It is I! Ruby Velvet!



A: Oh! Hi sister! How's this season going for you??

...

...

A: Ruby?

R: Sorry I can't answer right now. I am channeling my inner power to be able to find the answer to all existential dilemmas.

A: Can you do it like... faster? Time is short

R: Do not try to rush the times of art.

A: But... we're already late, the challenge is over

R: Again? Oh, damn mother of Salvador Dalí!

A: Ruby? Are you pasting napkins to your body with hot glue?

R: You can say so, yeah

A: Isn't that... painful?

R: ART IS A PAINFUL PROCESS

A: mmm...kay. Let me know when you're done.

...

A: Ruby? Why did you stopped suddenly? Are you done?

...

A: Ru-

R: Sh! I am channeling.

A: Yeah, this is gonna take a while, people. Just go ahead and grab a coffee. Save me a seat, plese!

Ruby: Everybody make way for the queen of queens! Mrs Eden Gardens is here tonight.



Eden: Oh hi there, hon.

*Eden puts out cigarette, and lights another one*

Ruby: … you good, mama?

Eden: Never better. Just got off the phone with my lawyer— let’s just say I’m about to get a big fat cheque to compensate for the severe mental distress I have experienced over the past… month.

Ruby: Oh? Do tell us more.

Eden: Talians Drag Race? How about Talians RIGGED Race. Frankly, this is a case for the FBI.

*Ruby adverts her eyes*

Ruby: .. Yes.

Eden: Don’t even get me started on—

Ruby: Annnddd that’s all the time we have folks—goodnight and god bless!

Thank you ladies. I’ve made my decision.

Eden Gardens.

You’re HIGH for this week and so roll receive 1.5 points.

But one girl really did that for me…
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Anita Nap

Condragulations you are the WINNER of this mini challenge. You will receive 3 points.

Oh wow! Thank you:)

But…

Wait…

There is more…
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La Cucaracha

Condragulations you are also the WINNER of this mini challenge. You will receive 2 points.

This is a mess you keep changing the points win total :p I think she should also get 3.

Congrats Cuc though

Who got the best puppet makeover? :D