[Runway and main challenge now can be posted together, so the deadline for the main challenge is the only one]

Get ready.... for the world premiere... of
TALIANNA by Talianna Thee Icon!

[Verse]
Girlies c'mon lets make some noise
The baddest bitch is coming through
Full of beauty, grace and poise
Talianna's the one who's coming for you
Season 10 winner, winner chicken dinner
These other girls just here to lick my shoe
I might not be the best at rhymes
But I already slayed this challenge like four, five times

[Chorus]
All the way from the tiny Guyana
Proud of my culture, my roots stay blessed
Gonna slay all winners, hoy o mañana
These other flop winners stay super stressed!

This one's for my fam, Haus of Baguette
Used to be Oui Oui, now I'm Talianna
I just think it works better, sorry Faguette!
Kissing Twinkies' ass is the only way to secure my bag-ianna!

[Bridge]
Shut your mouth my rhymes might be super duper cute
Clothes get a toot but my singing stays getting boots
Rhymes are kinda cute, maybe I'll snag an extra point
If anyone reads this song I'll give them broken joints

[Pre-Chorus]
Who cares if I'm in the bottom for this really stupid challenge (yikes)
Like ten more left so some points I'll have to scavenge (ugh)
Viewers in the lounge don't stop supporting me (please!)
I'll slay these other challenges I promise you my besties (yay!)

[Chorus]
All the way from the tiny Guyana
Proud of my culture, my roots stay blessed
Gonna slay all winners, hoy o mañana
These other flop winners stay super stressed!

This one's for my fam, Haus of Baguette
Used to be Oui Oui, now I'm Talianna
I just think it works better, sorry Faguette!
Kissing Twinkies' ass is the only way to secure my bag-ianna!

YOUTUBE LINK:

RUNWAY:

I am starting off in my stunning African inspired dress and my gigantic afro


And then BAM!

A sculpture made entirely out of hair is under that! How's that for double whammy?

(Link with both pics together have been provided for the runway section if that is required: https://imgur.com/a/3YiFN7X )

"Praise The Lord" By Eden and The Biblical Puns

C'mon praise the lord
he is out mighty shepard
and we will be his sheep
until he leads us
to eternal sleep

oh yes, He'll fortune us
our wildest dream
and give us anything
as long as it's free

he gave us:
inflation and starvation
let's not forget global devastation
and your reward for this...
Poor sanitation

I say now, praise the lord
for keeping you humble
it's all free so why grumble
praise the lord for the gift of life
though you can't afford to feed your wife

Yes praise the lord!
though financially
you'll never be restored
you can still afford
to praise the lord

I say praise the lord,
Yeah, praise the lord
yes, be thankful for,
now be grateful for,
c'mon praise the lord
yeah now praise the lord
c'mon and praise the lord for
your poverty!

https://voca.ro/1ePcyoM4PmQY

For this runway i wanted to show exactly what Eden is about- statuesque, lots of acccessories, chokers, dramatic statement pieces and once again looking gorgeous in pink. Pure heaven!

Song: Sexy Bae by La Cucaracha

[THE BEAT IS A SLOW, PIANO COVER OF SUPERBASS, BY NICKI MINAJ]

Song's digital / CD cover:



Vocal recoding: https://vocaroo.com/1kyc864HX8Uj

Lyrics:

Give it up for my man, we call him Talian
Body-ody-ody-ody-ody, Megan Thee Stallion
When I see him walk in, my heart just stops
Put my hair in a bun, my panties drop
And he’s crisp, he’s hot, he’s my pizza hut
Likes to eat ass with a fork, no crust
He’s a dream, on steam, makes me scream
In the Summer days, he’s my favorite ice cream
Looks so sick, sick, I just wanna lick, lick
Words so slick, slick, hit me with a dick pic
He’s my boo now, hands off him, bro
He chose me over you, bitch, eat crow
I said, Anita, back off my guy
Eden, Hoe, don’t you even try
If I have to, I’ll commit a crime
Homicide, tax evasion, I’ll do my time
Yes I will, Yes I will
Beyonce’s crazy in love but I’m just as ill
I am La Cuca, a real life bazooka
Light a bitch up with Cigar from Cuba

You live rent free in my brain
I wake up every morning calling your name
Can’t you hear that booom badoom boom boom badoom boom
Talian’s my sexy bae
booom badoom boom boom badoom boom
He’s just my sexy bae
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

La Cucaracha's Runway:



CF: Y'all wanted BIG HAIR TO THE GAWDZ HUH? WELL! I came here wearing hair on my head, on my body, EVERYWHERE! This look is the jackpot and it's all my real hair, not a wig! I promise! *winks*

Imgur link in case needed: https://imgur.com/a/KqnDrB0

Anita Nap - Episode 1

Live recording - https://vocaroo.com/1b2ZE5Q192OC
Backing used -  'On My Own' - Youtube backing (please ask if you want a link)
Performance look (With the band) - https://imgur.com/a/YtZs84S

The Casual Teas – Stabbed my heart

Lyrics

We met in Vegas one night, such a dream
But I should have left when you tried to ream.
You had those Fred Astaire eyes,
But I know now they hid all your lies.
All I wanted was for us to go steady,
But you couldn’t see I did more than give head-y.
You couldn’t handle all my crazy,
Or that I didn’t look like Patrick Swayze,
So I called you out for being lazy…
And that’s when everything went kinda hazy….
But all I know is that…

YOU STABBED MY HEART!!!
You left my body rotting in a rubbish cart.
I may now live six feet under
But killing me was such a blunder.
I’m gonna haunt you till the day you die,
I’ll watch you in the bathroom, I hope you ain’t shy
You’ll regret the part,
When you…STABBED MY HEART!!!

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Runway: https://imgur.com/a/Utpwpj8

Voiceover: It is time for me to show you all why I was brought back. This is sheer elegance and a side to me that I don’t think I’ve ever shown on the runway. This is vogue, this is Paris, this is opulence. I’m ready for my close-up now Ms Twinkies.

Miss Plai Statión and The Tetrimi-hoes present their 80's Synthpop hit:

Life's A Game

https://vocaroo.com/1kR4zd24G5eN

Lyrics:
The news of the world is constantly driving you 'round the bend
Alone in your bedroom, you'll never amount to much my friend

Mother is asking if you'll ever go out at all
But the world outside has slowed down to a crawl
You don't know the answers are found in your soul

Play the game
All the same
It's a shame
Who's to blame
Life's a game

Play the game
All the same
It's a shame
Who's to blame
Life's a game

Plai Statión Runway



For my Runway this week I've chosen to present a look inspired by the Pokemon Ninetails, so I've given myself 9 huge ponytails! Complete with a simple but gorgeous full body outfit that definitely shows off some boobage!

Plai Statión full look: https://ibb.co/0r1nxqt

-Avra K. Davra-

CHALLENGE:

https://vocaroo.com/1jstNrHkZxfY

Lyrics:

If I have to write a song
to tell yall how it's been so long
since I got up on the big stage
after finally leave the cage

now it's time to tell the story
how I left the edge of glory
clear the doubts is now my mission
tell mom Twinks 'bout my addiction

It all started with a love tale
really thought he was my soulmate
I was living with a monster
and I had no f*cking clue

First were shouts, but then were punches
I was locked in the dungeons
couldn't scape from that inferno
Now I get you, my girl Monroe.

whisky entered
the equation
made a road
of dissuasion
trust me, doesn't
make me proud of
all the mess I
did it on tour

didn't know what i was doin'
dind't care where i was goin'
was just looking for scapin'
I thought nobody could help me

On the cover
of the news
Next to Nicole
and Tom Cruise
the huge story
of abuse
they just want to
get some views

reached rock bottom,
goin' up now
ready for my
second big crown
finally from
that life I'm out
reinvention
is my gig now

RUNWAY:



CF: Feeling my roots, my colors and my vibrant joy!

Link: https://i.imgur.com//gpwjjTd.jpg

DISCLAIMER: I chose to talk about addiction and abusive relationships because I think it's something that a lot of people are going through all the time and I think it's important that artists and people with significant influence in society can come out and say, "Yes, I went through this horrible situation but I was able to get ahead and here I am, it's not impossible, it gets better." It is not my intention in any way to offend or make anyone feel bad, so if someone takes it as an offense, I apologize and I always empathize with each and every one of you. Remember, whenever you are going through a situation of violence and/or addictions, you can ask for help.

(There's a little musical intro I think it's really cute so I didn't really wanted to cut that off, but the lyrics go from 0:10 to 1:40)

CHALLENGE:

Song:
https://vocaroo.com/18wJ2RNkOwFV

Lyrics:
I said I don’t wanna be a winner
But since I got the bag, my waist got even thinner
I’m in the hall of fame like a sticker
I got that Tengaged fame, I’m just living richer
I said like “Ooo, what’s up, lemme apply for this game”
Look, I’m into drag, I’m sure it won’t be that lame
And I ain’t sure how this gon go, I ain’t tryna go first
Look and after this, I might just come in first
Look, I’m starting to really like what my drag has become
I grew my wardrobe with Fendi, Chanel and Louis Vuitton
The queens mad, cos I out here in my prime
I got my own style deemed top toot of all time
Talian knows all the talent that I’ve got
It’s enough for All Winners, with the check buy a yacht
I know I ain’t perfect, that’s why I spend time to reflect
I’ll always show respect, this kind of drags where we connect
And I know not everybody fucks with me
The future’s scary and it’s hard for me to foresee
I’ll be at peace and let the world be free
For now I’ll show me and hope I’m Tal’s cup of tea
Look, I said I don’t wanna be a winner
But since I got the bag, my waist got even thinner
I’m in the hall of fame like a sticker
I got that Tengaged fame, I’m just living richer
I said like “Ooo, what’s up, lemme apply for this game”
Look, I’m into drag, I’m sure it won’t be that lame
And I ain’t sure how this gon go, I ain’t tryna go first
Look and after this, I might just come in first

RUNWAY:



I’m giving you colours, I’m giving you art project and most importantly gigantic hair! And let me tell you I don’t wear orange hair regularly but I love it on me tonight!