Hostess ElChurch’s latest revolutionary energy drink is now being advertised. Go check it out!
~ Imaginary Aid ~
Logo:
https://imgur.com/a/iMTusNj *the camera zooms into Hostess holding a can of Imaginary Aid*
Hostess: Hi. Are you a thirsty person? Are you someone who likes to sleep? Would you say…you like to drink before you sleep? Well look no further because IA is the perfect drink for you!
*the camera pans out to the old woman that’s always in the audience for the finale of Talian’s Drag Race*
Hostess: Ma’am do you know what IA stands for?
Old Woman: IA stands for…I Agree!
Hostess: Wrong! IA stands for “Imaginary Aid” and I’m sure YOU can AGREE that Imaginary Aid is the best drink to enhance your sleep!
Old Woman: Listen here drag queen, I have never drunk an energy drink since I was 50 years old, what makes you think I would do so now.
Hostess: Well let me tell you! Imaginary Aid enhances your sleep because as the name states…it lets you imagine things! If you drink IA before you go to sleep…anything that you imagine can come true (in your sleep!)
*the old woman grabs the Imaginary Aid off of Hostess and takes a big sip and then burps*
Old Woman: Thanks drag queen! Im going to go sleep!
*the scene changes and Hostess can be seen talking with Tamar Indo*
Hostess: Oh, I didn’t see you there!
Tamar: Oh, I didn’t see you there!
Hostess: *mutters* you don’t have to copy everything I say Tamar…just stand and drink the drink!
Tamar: Oh, ok! *Tamar takes a sip of Imaginary Aid while looking at the camera* Mmmmmm! It’s so gooooood!
Hostess: It’s not just good…it’s amazing! Once Tamar goes to sleep she can finally imagine what it feels like to be a beautiful drag queen like me! 😍
*the Old Woman from before walks into camera with a crown on her head*
Hostess: Look who’s back! Our very first customer!
Old Woman: I would like to say thank you Imaginary Aid because for once I wasn’t sat in the crowd for the finale of Drag Race…I became Talian’s Next Drag Superstar!
*the Old Woman struts out of view collecting a sceptre from gods knows where*
Hostess: Wow isn’t that amazing! And YOU can live the life of your role model in your sleep with just one sip of IA!
Tamar: Just one sip of IA!
Hostess: Ingredients of IA consist of; Analiese’s stunning blonde wigs, Scheherazade’s comedy skills, Talianna’s lipsync skills and Twinkies LaChapelle’s fashionable outfits…all of which are non existent because remember, Imaginary Aid only makes you imagine things and so of course our ingredients are imaginary too!
*the camera changes to a video of the energy drink*
WARNING: Ear bursting singing incoming, cover your ears for safety!!!!!
“If you want to be the bride not the bridesmaid
Get your PJ’s on and don’t be afraid
If you want to be the bride not the bridesmaid
Then simply take a sip of Imaginary Aid”
~ The End ~