[New deadline starting now]

[24 hours extension starting from this post]

🍋 Lemonadé 🍋

Challenge:

https://imgur.com/a/ORwDmor

A flight attendant is walking down the plane aisle with a glass of water, stopping at a seat and bending down.

Flight Attendant: Here’s your glass of water, Miss Analiese! Is there anything else you’d like?

Analiese: Why, thank you! I was very thirsty, I always am! Haha. And yes, a bag of nuts will do just fine! Nuts... yes.

Litter Alley overhears Analiese from a seat behind, rolling her eyes and beginning to whisper to themselves.

Litter Alley: That nasty whore, always talking about dicks and being thirsty... WHY CAN’T I PLEASE YOU, ANALIESE?

LaOddity lifts her head up from Talians crotch, looking up at him.

LaOddity: Do I please you, glorious host almighty?

Before Talian can respond, Enobaria interjects.

Enobaria: LaOddity! Stop giving Talian a blowie while we’re in mid-air! You’re never going to win a second crown!

Suddenly, the plane begins to shake viciously, and before you know it, Analiese has her tits out. Oh, and everyone is screaming in utter terror.

Mustard Monroe: Everyone, just relax! I’m sure the captain has this under control!

Everyone stops and stares at Mustard, taking deep breathes and slowly calming down. Until...

Bella Black: We are all going to die.

Madness ensues once more, everyone screaming and rag dolling all over the place. Except Bella Black, who sits unfazed in her chair as the plane shakes and throttles.

Everything suddenly turns to darkness...

https://imgur.com/a/KYNZeiu

Everyone wakes up, looking around in confusion and shock. LaOddity lets out a horrifying gasp as she takes notice of the flight attendant, who is now a giant fucking Lemon.

Lemonadé: Your destination has arrived! Welcome all, to the new inductee of the circles of hell... The Fruit Farm! And your very new home!

Everyone let’s out a gasp at the same time, beginning to realize their current situation.

Enobaria: So you’re telling me that a talking Lemon is telling us that we’re in hell? Not to mention the flying apples with sharp teeth flying above us?

Lemonadé: Don’t worry! They only feast upon individuals who have had no lines throughout this skit.

Holli Daze: ..........

https://imgur.com/a/jfKp3hY

Talian: I thought it was going to be me! Phew!

The flying apples fly away into the hellfire with a screaming Holli Daze dangling below them. The group watches in complete horror as they witness their dear friend be taken away to their demise.

Litter Alley: And just like that, she’s gone...

Lemonadé: And just like that, the Holli Daze are over! And your days in hell are just beginning!

Lemonadé pushes the giant gate infront of them open, revealing a long, rocky pathway. With fire, of course.

Lemonadé: I’m sure you all have a lot of questions, and I will be glad to answer them while I ROAST YOU UPON FLAMES LIKE PIGS- I mean, give you the tour! Cmon y’all, there’s no time to waste!

Everyone begins to follow the Lemon as she goes down the pathwa-

Analiese: Gosh! It’s so damn hot in here! Can you seriously invest some AC in this place???

Interrupt my narrating again you cheap corner side hooker and we’ll see what happens. Ahem... anyway, sorry you had to witness that. Continuing on with the story, Mustard begins to ask an interesting question.

Mustard Monroe: So why exactly are we here? What did we do to deserve this horrible fate?

Lemonadé: Well, how many of you love fruit? How many of you love to eat fruit?

Everyone hesitantly raises their hands.

Lemonadé: MURDER! You’re all here for murdering and eating my beloved relatives, siblings, cousins, half cousins, and even my weirdly questionable aunts and uncles. Also for sleeping on me. Now, speaking of my relatives... we have arrived at our first destination.

https://imgur.com/a/7CFnmph

Enobaria: ...What the actual fuck is going on.

LaOddity: Strawberries were always my favorite fruit...

Lemonadé: These are my step siblings, the strawberries! Obviously the fucked up version of them, but aren’t they cute in a way?

Litter Alley: Yes, they are. I do agree.

Lemonadé: Oh, look at the time! It is time for... feeding!

Everyone blinks and stares at the lemon in confusion, before she grabs LaOddity and lifts her in the air. She screams, and then is thrown over the fence. The strawberries stop and stare, before POUNCING ONTO LAODDITY. BLOOD FLYS EVERYWHERE AND HER HEAD IS THROWN INTO BELLA BLACKS ARMS. MWAHAHAHAHA-

https://imgur.com/a/47ZWpdM

Bella Black: ...Nice.

Analiese: Okay, Mr. Narrator, that’s a little much.

Mustard Monroe goes towards the lemon, arms flailing like a mad man in complete rage.

Mustard Monroe: You can’t just be throwing drag queens over fences into ravenous strawberries-

And then the Lemon throws Mustard into the ravenous strawberries.

https://imgur.com/a/FWnSDfG

Talian: ...

Enobaria: ...

Litter Alley: ...

Analiese: ...

Bella Black: Wack.

Lemonadé: They should be well fed now, shall we continue! We still got two more stops to make before I leave you in eternal citrus suffering!

The lemon swipes her hands together, before turning and walking down the path once again. The others follow, except Talian, who stares at the strawberries munching on Mustard.

Talian: How am I supposed to host another season if you keep killing all of my cast members?!?

She stomps off in the direction as the
others, eventually catching up. They appear to be walking down a grassy terrain with a rocky road. And Analiese will not stop complaining.

Analiese: This is some real bullshit, why are we in hell for eating fucking fruit? I’m done participating in this shitty Willy Wonka meets Sausage Party meets FUCKING hell crossover film! Get me the FUCK out of here!

https://imgur.com/a/fJX5ATs

Litter Alley: Wait, did y’all hear something?

Lemonadé: You must be hearing things! That’s the first step in going insane, next you’ll begin to hallucinate and shit yourself!

Litter Alley shrugs, continuing to follow the group down the path. They eventually go through some sharp rocks, coming across a lake of fire.

https://imgur.com/a/xItAIFB

Enobaria: Oh my god, give us a fucking break. Also, where the hell is Analiese? Wasn’t she just with us?

...Fine! I killed her! I was over her dramatics, she was poisoning the story with her stank!

Lemonadé: Wow! Down to 4 so quickly! We made it to the lake of fire, our second destination! We need to cross it, hence the wooden boat.

Everyone looks at each other in hesitation, the lemon gleefully sitting in the boat. They all take a seat, and the boat rolls out onto the seas. Lemonadé takes the reins, directing the boat forward.

https://imgur.com/a/IrQ64cu

Lemonadé: Nothing but smooth sailing ahead!

Litter Alley: Yknow, I’d actually be enjoying this boat trip if it wasn’t for ONE, we’re on a wooden boat in a sea of lava, which is completely not logical because the boat would’ve been set to flames the moment it touched the lava. And TWO, we’ve watched 4 of our friends die in horrible ways. By the hands of FRUIT.

https://imgur.com/a/DppfNlY

Enobaria: WHAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAAT!?!?

Lemonadé: Oh, haha! I guess I forgot to mention that there’s a giant watermelon kraken that lurks in this lake.

Talian: Get fucking real, you just didn’t tell us that because you knew this would happen!

https://imgur.com/a/yUEQZB7

Everyone screams in terror as Talian is thrown around by this huge green tentacle. Eventually, after a few long awkward minutes of Talian just being thrown around for no real reason, the watermelon kraken goes under, and as does he.

Enobaria: TALIAN!!!

Litter Alley: AHHHH

Bella Black: Our careers are dead.

Lemonadé: Awhhhh, oh look, I see the shore! We’re almost there ladies!

They eventually reach land, and everyone steps off the boat, pretty traumatized after all of that I bet.

Enobaria: You’d think?

Litter Alley: Oh really?

Bella Black: I’m fine honestly.

The group begins to follow the lemon once more, done a long, hellish looking pathway. They eventually come across a tiny entrance into a cave.

https://imgur.com/a/dQmLVk2

Enobaria: I am not going into that cave!

Litter Alley: Yeah, and that looks more like a hole to me, not a cave....

Lemonadé: You’d know a lot about holes, wouldn’t you?

Litter Alley: Why is a lemon asking me that?

And right then and there, the lemon pushes them all into the HOLE*. Correction. After awhile, and a completely different setting change, they all begin to wake up...

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Announcer: Welcome to... THE BATTLE GROUNDS!!!!! AHHHHHHH

https://imgur.com/a/dKHwXSv

Enobaria: AH?? Where are we?! What is happening?!

Announcer: These three will have to BATTLE in the BATTLE GROUNDS!!!!!!! Against fruits! If they die, they die! And if they live........ they still die! It’s fruit hell, baby! Get used to it! Now, release the fruits in the... BATTLE GROUNDS!!! I just love saying that!

Litter Alley: What are we supposed to fight with!?!?

Announcer: Oh yeah! :give sword eno, lit, bel

https://imgur.com/a/pvW0Ro3

Announcer: NOW FIGHT!!!!

The flying apples swoop down from above, biting their teeth and screaming horrible things such as “YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH!” or “YOUR LACE LOOKS BAD!”

Enobaria: Fuck you! You’re an Apple!

The three manage to kill a couple, but the rest begin to flock on Enobaria, biting all over her and just absolutely wrecking her. Litter and Bella run to the rescue, and just start swinging their swords at the flying apples. They manage to kill them all, but Enobaria lies there with them...

Litter Alley: Enobaria, No!

Enobaria: Litter Alley, come closer...

Litter Alley: ?

Enobaria: Closer...

Litter Alley: ????

Enobaria: Tell Crystal Clear....... I was the sole winner of all stars 1...

Then Enobaria dies. and the ravenous strawberries are released! Bella Black impales one with a sword as it was falling, and so does Litter Alley, but hers doesn’t die. It continues to bite as it goes down the sword, WHAT WILL LITTER DO!? Is it the end!? Bella Black kills it, wow Litter Alley you really suck at this, don’t you?

Litter Alley: Shut the fuck up!

The last ravenous strawberry just hides in a corner, and it’s slaughtered ruthlessly by Bella Black.

Litter Alley: ...Don’t tell me, the kraken...

Bella Black: ...

And they guessed it! That fat ass watermelon kraken with the green tentacles drops into the arena.

https://imgur.com/a/Qr2QZnZ

Litter Alley: Is there really any hope? Like, we’ve had to watch all of our friends die, and now you’re asking us to against this behemoth....

Bella Black: Shape up, Litter Alley! We’ve made it this far!

Bella Black gets SMASHED.

Litter Alley: Oh wow. Exactly.

Litter Alley gets SMASHED.

https://imgur.com/a/PgogNGR

🍋 Lemonadé 🍋

Historical Villain:
https://imgur.com/a/UsdoDFf

Confessional: This lemon is Vladimir the impaler, and I’ll fucking impale you on a stick! And eat your fucking heart! Because that’s apparently what he did! Get a taste!

Myoi Mina Historical Villain Look:  https://imgur.com/a/RjM6mg7

*I'm going for John Wayne Gacy meets Kristin Gilbert Realness. Kristin Gilbert is a really interesting serial killer to me and when serial killer comes to mind, these two I'm inspired by come to mind! Angel of Mercy, that bitch is me! (look it up!)

"Comedy" Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11N7sRKn1HQ0ciS3M-L1Mg_A9uyH3czSNo1Gm5CnlxgY/edit?usp=sharing

[ulterior 24 hours extension]

[added to the previous extension for a total of 48 hours]

[this is also the last extension that will be granted so make it work]

Deadline is exactly 24 hours from this post

•as soon as everyone posted we go on•

Meringue's Historical Villain:

https://ibb.co/D5R5bp9

For my nonfictional villain, I'm going with Lacey Evans from the WWE! She's a heel who's known for crushing her opponents with a proper Ladies' Right. She has a classic aesthetic and if the judges want something a little less costumey, I hope this does the trick! 💛

~A Tour through the Circle of Rehabilitation~

"The year is 2021. The situation is dire. The stores are all online, keeping you from flaunting your wealth in public. Travel bans have been placed... canceling your well deserved trip to the exotic community center down the block. And all the while, your unwatched show list on Netflix has gotten smaller and smaller. You've almost watched Tall Girl so... you know it's getting rough. Trust me, I know how you're feeling; Shut in, shut down and shut up! Well, I'm happy to tell you that now, if you've been spiraling out of control due to the corona virus, there's now a place for you to go to cure yourself of your Quarantine Qraze; hell! Hi, I'm Meringue C. Whatchamacallit and here, in the 69th circle of the underworld, we've got a place for you to go to curb those pesky little habits you picked up staying indoors. Here, in the Circle of Rehabilitation, we believe in positively replacing bad habits with good ones! And of course, we have the absolute best mentors to positively enforce quality performance in your life."

Meringue: "Have you been eating a little more than regular due to services like Uber or DoorDash? Don't worry! Even though no one is around to see the size of your belly, we here are always watching!"

Meringue pulls a rope which drops in a sofa with a confused looking person on it holding phone.

Meringue: "Our teacher, Miss Naomi Campbell, specializes in curbing electronic usage to get one more in peace with themselves."


(0:07-0:014)

*Miss Campbell stomps into the room.*

Ms Campbell: "Excuse me. What is that? What are you doing?"

Stranger: "Oh, uh... j-just ordering food onli-"

*Miss Campbell takes the phone out of the stranger's hand and throws it on the ground.*

Meringue: "Another successful lesson taught!"

Stranger: "Wait, my phon-"

*Meringue pulls the rope again and the stranger as well as their sofa is sent flying out of frame.*

Meringue: "Have you been running out of activities to keep yourself entertained? Never fear! With Miss Maritess Trosper as your activity leader, you'll find yourself buzzing with excitement to get up and around the house!"

*Meringue pulls the rope again as someone in a chair falls nearby as Miss Trosper approaches them.*



Miss Trosper: "You, loser. BACK off. Why don't YOU block me? I don't need to block you because I don't have time to look at you. And you know what, because you are a piece *snaps fingers* of a garbage."

...Person: "H-How did I get here?"



Miss Trosper: "Oh, so you're trying to get attention from me, huh. You're not gonna get nothing. No attention for you. ZERO. ZERO is what you get. You have no reason... for me to like you."

......Person: "Wh-"

*Meringue pulls the rope, sending the person flying back the way they came.*

Meringue: "That's enough for a preview! For any of your rehabilitation needs, we'll be here waiting for you in a fresh circle of hell that is populated with short people at the end of the world. Book your trip to New Zealand today and visit the Circle of Rehabilitation today!"

~ Runway ~

The real life villain I have chosen to portray is Nero! Nero was the fifth Roman emperor, ruling from 54 to 68. He is best known for his debaucheries, political murders and persecution of Christians.

If you don’t know who he is then search him up bitch. Or he can be seen in the first photo of my runway to the left of me! And so I am stomping the runway FULLY stoned from TOP TO BOTTOM...literally and I am living for this look!

https://imgur.com/a/LCcjzfH

Shanita: Welcome to Hell(h)o(e)! Yes Hello and Hoe merged into one...so original right?! Thank you! As you can see there is fire and devils everywhere...so it’s clearly not fucking heaven is it! You are here not because you said Annaliese’s drag was ugly, not because you told Talian his makeup was busted...but because you became a whore. Here in Hell(h)o(e) everyone was a whore in their lifetime, they just unfortunately got caught in some kind of kinky sexual act...

*looks at Litter Alley crying in her dorm room*
Litter: “it was only a dick pic I swear I didn’t mean it!”

Shanita: Let me show you around! As you can see the first thing when you enter is a red statue of our resident cock destroyer...Mustard Monroe! And yes it’s red because that’s the prostitute colour am I right or am I right?! This statue has been here for decades upon decades...almost as long as Talian’s lifetime.

Shanita: Let’s continue on! Next up in the land of Hell(h)o(e) is your dorm rooms and now what’s special about these is that since this is fucking Hell you get to spend eternity with a sexually frustrated whore.. yassss! For you lucky hoes you can be roomies with the one and only Shitty Pie! Wow...amazing! Or if you’re not feeling that you can always be roomies with foot fetish and feet licker addict, Nina West! Talian care to be roommates with your fave?

Shanita: Next to the dorms we have our amazing canteen where you can get a range of food such as dick, ass and cum. *everyone’s eyes light up*
Of course I’m joking you fucking sluts, you’re here to suffer for your lustful sins and therefore the foods range from dry aubergines, crusty peaches and gone off milk. Enjoy!

Shanita: We have lots of entertainment such as movies nights which include movies such as: “hot stud...failes to jerk off”, “petite slut...farts during sex” and “sexy daddy’s...cock doesn’t work”. We also have strip poles...used for live ballet routines! Trust me, you’re gonna love the entertainment here in Hell(h)o(e)!

Shanita: Finally, I would like to talk to you about jobs. We have many career paths here and you sluts have to work or else you get punished with the very very beautiful but painful opera music! There are a range of jobs from caring for devil😈 babies👶, to becoming a firefighter👩‍🚒 and putting out non out put-able fires🔥, to being a nurse👩🏾‍⚕️ and saving lives...that don’t exist because you’re all fucking dead you filthy whores!

Shanita: We hope you enjoy your stay here in Hell(h)o(e) and wish you the very best here! Oh and try to avoid any and all horrific sightings...so basically just don’t leave your dorm or beware the risk of all the hoes...ok bye!