Hello, children. It is I, Pepper Labeija, the legendary mother of the legendary house of Labeija, but of course you already knew that.
http://i.imgur.com/g23oYSU.jpg
http://fiercerthanyou.com/2011/11/07/pepper-labeija/ I am by far the strongest snatch, these children have nothing on me! All the children come to me for my wisdom, as I am their wise guardian, but you wouldn't know it from looking at this youthful face. No bags, no lines. Lovely.
I don't have a pussy, but if I did, it would be as bald as a chinaman, it would smell like roses, and taste like mangos. Of course, I don't have a pussy, I would never get a pussy, and I have never encouraged getting a pussy, but these children think that if they get a pussy, they'll have a fabulous life.
I am the last true drag queen of the Harlem balls, and I am as flawless as ever. I am absolutely the strongest snatch, for I am the living legend, Pepper Labeija, mother of the biggest house in all of New York! And you can't disagree with a Labeija, we'll kick your ass!
To the children who think they're snatch is stronger than mine; you know nothing, you are inexperienced and unprofessional, that is why I call you children. And if you can't take it, then ha! Suffer.