9/11 Matthews: You know, you and Sahara Davenport have something in common. You both have turned to ash AND left families devastated!
Aishah Ali: Strange how your French teacher has it out for you when it's painfully obvious that you have it out for yourself with your basic outfits. Also, it looks like your hands... never grew as a child. How do you masturbate?
Amara Peligrine: DEAD FATHER DHJSKDHSKDHLS CANCER SKDKSDJSDHFHH DIE BITCH
Dirty Strawberyy: Who knew the elephant's foot from Chernobyl could suddenly mutate into a person AND do drag at the same time?!
Jana Jaani: Hey vloggers, it's me Jana. I'm here with another great product for you guys today, it's a limited edition Brazilian Migrant Dickie. It's really great for exfoliation and it thinks my dancing is sexy. Order now with promocode JANA20 to get a bonus surprise gift of 5 more looks this season on LeShawna because I have to rely on RACISM and BODYSHAMING for humor, along with my easy 3-step blackface kit.
Amara: See, I've devised a point system to predict Amara's longevity in this season, if she kills herself, she gets 5 points.
OKAY, AND NOW FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, HERE'S AMARA'S FAMOUS COTTON BALL TRICK!
GOD WILLING, Next time she perform that number she choke on the one she pop in ha mouf.
SheAteTheWhole Haggis: I'd like to see what this bitch could possibly have to say on anyone given that she telling us she already eaten ONE TOO MANY TIMES today, and I'm not talking no soup made out of chicken, rice, water, pinch of salt that's it.
Dirty: Your Asperger's erupts more often than I would like. Good luck finding a husband that would put up with you.
Ratana: No, girl, I totally think Ratana has a chance to win. Just like how I wear a prom dress and a unicorn head on to go to sleeps.
Aishah: Who's that one again? Wasn't she an early-season boot? Oh right, because Haggis came back for having the best look, Dirty for being the Strongest Snatch, and Aishah because Towelette quit.
Iridescent: Legend has it that if you look in the mirror post the link below three times, Iridescent will appear behind you and grandstand insecurely for like SEVEN FUCKING HOURS waiting for Tayvie to return from KCON. http://prntscr.com/go6334
When you get tired of her, whack her over the head with the pink LOW end and she'll probably quit the competition
9/11: Not only did a plane run into you, it also ran into your wardrobe.
Ratana- Filler queens sure are giving Tayvie a run for her money this year!
Dirty- I know if I read you than you're gonna send a long ass paragraph about how rude I am and blah blah, than you're gonna attempt to drag me and all the irrelevants are gonna be like "GET HER!!!" so I just dont really want the stress.
Jana- I'd kick your ass but I'd probably kill the gerbel tbh.
9/11 and tayvie : thankle gods the twin towers are falling like your scores on the runway and also like tayvie standards and the runway
Ratana : so I see your level 10 on msp so all your fucking time is mostly on getting fucking level 10 on msp instead of making your trash outfits good choices
Amara : of Lord your the only vagina in the competitions full of penises bad decisions gurl
Haggis : wow I did not know a Haggis has so much talent with just drawing lines on there body talent of the fucking year
Aishah : oh gurl who the fuck is that the reddit users are not allowed we don't want our eliminations being spoiled
Jana : your name is confusing it reads it's self
Iredescent : aka trying too be laganja 2.0 but failing horrible but the thing is we all wasted all of our reads on her during most of the competition so it's pointless reading you anyway
Myself : I am gonna read myself cause only classy people do that I am such a fucking mess like my wigs * takes off weave * yes bitches I am bald so good day Gurls
