http://prntscr.com/glbxwj

STOP THE PRESSES, Senator Tammy Duckworth may have lost her legs at war but she's been outfitted with some BRAND NEW GAMS. She's decked out in purp hearts and ready to win the votes of the lovely citizens of the state of Illinois!

Snatch Game: Shirley Phelps

*coughs into mic*

Hello my name is Shirley Phelps, I am an ambassador at the west boro baptist church aka the only correct church and if you go to any other church then you are obviously a sinful faggot and you will forever burn in the fiery pits of hell.

*sips water*

Okay, I am here to speak about how I'm the smartest snatch here and I mean, I'm the smartest snatch cause I am the living vessel of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. He has told me himself that all these faggots in wigs will burn in hell and thats why I'm here today on this god forsaken show to warn every single one of you and your viewers to STOP watching this disgraceful and sinful show before they burn in hell along with you cross dressing dykes. Its never to late to change and thats why I brought...

*pulls out a bunch of West Boro Baptist church bibles from clutch*

Thats why I brought all of these CORRECT AND TOTALLY NOT HAND MADE bibles so all of you can read them and fix your wrong-doings and become good faithful Christians!

Runway: Iridescent: Shirley Phelps https://imgur.com/gallery/cGX39

Lena The Plug: I'm Lena, and I have the strongest snatch because I managed to get a beauty blender stuck up my own snatch. When adult industry actresses like me are on their periods, we shove one up there during a scene. I had forgotten to take the fucking thing out and it got STUCK. I birthed it and named it Marsha. Then flushed her down the toilet. I'm smart because I use my strong snatch to get money on my private snapchat! Yes, that is true, I have a private snapchat people can pay to be added to that's just scenes of me having sex with my boyfriend. Good masturbatory material. You can subscribe and add @lenatheplug. ;)

look:
http://prntscr.com/glchzx
http://prntscr.com/glci1r
http://prntscr.com/glci37

Tammy Duckworth's legs: I think I deserve to be the strongest snatch because THESE LEGS DON'T BEND. I could be some fancy prosthetic, but Tammy isn't afraid to get DIRTY. I am prepared to help carry our Senator through helping those citizens of our lovely coastal state worst afflicted by this hurricane season.

https://imgur.com/gallery/4PqpY
cf: i am serving you some satan if they were a moody teenager who wore haute couture everywhere they went

namaste, you ugly fucks! satan here!

i often have so many fans of mine come up to me and say, "satan, how is your snatch game so strong?" well, i credit my snatch being the strongest to notbeingsomeuglyassbitchnamedmarywhogavebirthtosomecoconutheadasslookindionnewarwickmothafucka...

*takes sip of martini and is quiet for a bit*

he does look like dionne warwick, you gotta admit that.

https://imgur.com/a/j4CSm

Haggis is impersonating, DONALD TRUMP.

Instead of the usual sheep intestines, hearts, liver, etc pouring out of the haggis, It's donald trump pouring out while wearing an intestines suit. This haggis has been turnt INSIDE OUT.

U AINT BACK IN THE GAME YET HAGGIS, go to the other thread

LMFAO HAGGIS

I am the strongest snatch. Why? I've done great, amazing things. Said great, amazing jokes. QNN keeps reporting on my lack of unfunny jokes but they WRONG. Yes they are WRONG, and it's nothing more than FAKE NEWS. I've done amazing snatch work In North Carolina, Amazing snatch work in D.C. I am the STRONGEST snatch.

http://prntscr.com/glxnwr

Hi! =3 My name is mastropola, best known for stanning the Kellys, being a problematic bitch on tengaged.com, and wishing I lived in the 00s.

So, first of all, I should be the strongest snatch because, well, I think it's obvious! Not only am I the only the prettiest and irrational person on this hellhole, but am I able to maintain my OTTN5 edgic every day of my life while slaying your faves and being on the brink of death.
My hobbies include but are not limited to: Listening to pop goddesses like Avril Lavigne on my REJUVENTATION™ playlist, catfishing on Omegle for ~fun~, playing games like Roblox/Toontown, and sleeping during the day like the Shady Mawma Owl I am!

Finally, the strongest snatch should obviously go to me, because, well, I- ...hold on. VANESSA! Give me one second............. anyways, I think I should be the strongest snatch because I am a stars winner, survived Hurricane Irma when I wished for nothing but death, plus AND spam in frooks, and have a shrine of Kellys/00s moments whilst having anorexia and diabetes, ROFLCOPTER! I think the strongest snatch should be obvious.
FULL LOOK:http://prntscr.com/glxnb0

Snatch game: Paula Deen

Tayvie: Next up is Paula Deen!

Paula: Hello, Tafie!

Tayvie: It's tayvie....

Paula: Oh sorry, I was never really educated on names of disappointments.

Paula: I am he strongest snatch, because I know how to cook and how to be racist! I also make a mad good thing of cookies!
Now, I was once called out for being racist... and it's kinda true.. but ONLY on wednesdays do I do blackface! Except for special occasions! But for now, I'm wearing the skin of one of my past black employees! Now, wanna try a cookie Toffie?

Tayvie: IT IS TAYVIE, but sure!

Tayvie: This tastes a bit funny...

Paula: Sweetie, it's because it was made from all natural... slaves!

Tayvie: *Pukes*

Tayvie: This is all the time you have, thanks for making me hate cooking even more.

Paula: Thank you toffee for eating my food!

Look:
http://imgur.com/2I79w4i

ROUND 1- THE WEAKEST SNATCH

11-Sep        Iridescent
Towelette        Ratana
Jana        Iridescent
Amara        11-Sep
Ratana        Beat
Fofifa        Iridescent
Beat        Iridescent
Iridescent        Fofifa

with 4 votes, IRIDESCENT you are the weakest snatch GOOD BYE (1 bonus point)

ROUND 2

11-Sep        Towelette
Towelette        Ratana
Jana        Towelette
Amara        11-Sep
Ratana        Beat
Fofifa        Ratana
Beat        Ratana

with 3 votes, RATANA you are hte weakest snatch GOOD BYE (1.5 bonus points)

11-Sep        Towelette
Towelette       Beat
Jana        Towelette
Amara        11-Sep
Fofifa        Amara
Beat        Amara

we have a TIE.

Towelette and Amara you are BOTH the weakest snatch good bye, (2.5 bonus points to both)

11-Sep        Fofifa
Jana        Fofifa
Fofifa        Beat
Beat        Fofifa

with 3 votes, Fofifa you are the weakest snatch goodbye! (3.5 bonus points)