Iridescent as Heppie Vitus
Amara Peligrine as Clara Midiya
Dirty Strawberry as Sylvia Phylis
Lassy McClassy as Gonnie Rhea
*Sylvia Phylis walks into the Chernobyl Bar*
*she walks over and sits down next to a drunk Patron and orders a drink*
Heppie Vitus: What would you like to drink ma'am?
Sylvia Phylis: FUCK COMMUNISM
Heppie Vitus: Good choice, Coming right up!
*the drunk patron gives a look to Sylvia*
http://68.media.tumblr.com/ccd93b74884da418a381f2b6bc5c594d/tumblr_ol4slzgGel1qcmx0fo7_250.gif *A patron turns around and gives a look*
http://68.media.tumblr.com/3725e107a31de993ab7b02fc272ed46f/tumblr_ol4slzgGel1qcmx0fo2_250.gif Drunk Patron: IM CLARA MIDIYA AND IVE BEEN HERE 35 YEARS COMMUNISM IS THE ONLY WAY
Sylvia Phylis: Thanks for making yourself known, irrelevant
Clara Midiya: ThAnKs FoR mAkInG yOuRsElF KNoWn, IrReLeVaNt
insert spongebob chicken meme
Sylvia Phylis: OH SO YOU WANT BE BAD BICH?
*Clara begins to pounce the bitch*
*the patron in the back ground breaks them up and begins to speak*
Gonnie Rhea: uh can u like not ppl are trying to enjoy a good drink and id like it if--
*Sylvia fucking snatches Gonnie, killing her at the spot and making her into a zombie*
Sylvia Phylis: GONNIE! GONNIE! oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead
Heppie Vitus: How did she turn into a zombie... Oh wait, I forgot, we're all bathing in radiation because of Chernobyl!
*dies*
*Gonnie grabs Sylvia by her nappy weave and drags her out of the bar*
Clara Midiyia: And thats how we do it in pripyat. Meltdown style.
Character Looks!:
Heppie Vitus:
https://imgur.com/gallery/ChgKX Clara Midiya:
http://prntscr.com/gg2rz0 Sylvia Phylis:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_hMJ-d6EWcXTmJwRl84VzBmV3M/view?usp=drivesdk Gonnie Rhea:
https://imgur.com/a/CpkYg 
