Now that that's settled, let's move onto the challenge.
Throughout history, there have been pair after pair of dynamic duos. Whether we're talking Tia and Tamera, Mary Kate and Ashley, or Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan!
This week, you and your partner will be required to play BE$TIES for CA$H!
However, the fun of the game is that you get to come up with the questions! So if I were you I would be as outrageous as possible!!
If you don't understand the format it would go something like this:
Question) What is your favorite color???
Me: I wrote green!
Brandon: I WROTE DICK!!!!!! DICK!!!!!!!111
You must come up with 3 questions. They can be about anything under the sun. If you ABSOLUTELY need some inspiration I can give you a question to work with. The goal is not to get the same answer, but to come up with the wildest and funniest responses. Post your questions and answers in this thread.
The runway this week will be an in-sync look between you and your partner. Mix or match, the choice is yours.
You will have until THURSDAY, APRIL 2ND AT 7:00 PM EST TO SUBMIT.
Also, I should mention that the stakes are VERY high this round. BOTH members of the winning team will recieve the win. And BOTH members of the weakest team will lipsync. So think this out and make sure you aren't the worst.
ALSO, I want to say that even though I cant do a walkthrough of the workroom. You MAY pitch ideas and runways to me and see how I react (dont give it all away if youre not submitting yet) I am here to help
You MAY NOT send me lipsyncs for an opinion. That is all you
Welcome to a SPECIAL edition of... $I$TER$ FOR CA$H! Today we're... JOINED by Elle Emayho and Ellen Uhvex!
Question 1: What is your favorite feature on Paint.NET?
*Elle and Ellen write down their answers on their Paint.NET whiteboards*
Elle: I wrote the saturation tool cause that gives your outfit automatic sequence, binch!
Ellen: How could I only choose one feature? I wrote all of the features on Paint.NET... Including saturation!
*the bell dings; Elle and Ellen earn $10*
(Elle whispering to Ellen): Make sure the PAINT.NET logo on your eraser faces the camera!
*Ellen quickly corrects herself, smiles at camera*
Question 2: Who’s your favorite full-time online social justice blogger and part-time drag race judge who enjoys personally attacking the queens he critiques?
Ellen: I wrote Alexis Alexis!
Elle: Really gurl? I wrote Brandon!
*Elle and Ellen look at each other*
Both: What's the difference?
*the bell dings and Elle and Ellen earn another $10*
And now for our final question: What is the ONE thing you want for Christmas this year?
Elle: I wrote big boobs!
Ellen: Oh my God! I also wrote big boobs!
*We both turn toward the camera*
Both: Big boobs are a gift!
*the bell dings*
*Elle and Ellen walk out of the set with $30 in hand, and go to the strip club to celebrate their compatibility*
Jessica:I'm Jessica McMozzarella.
Neferti:and I'm Neferti!
Both:And welcome to ?????$ for Ca$h!
Neferti:First question.
Jessica:What st--...
Neferti:What store...
Jessica:Really? It's either one at a time or together.
Neferti:UGHHHHHHHH you go. Read it.
Jessica:What store would the other most want to be stranded in?
*Jessica thinks*
*Neferti writes her answer in a split second*
Jessica:Gurl done already?
Neferti:Hunny no you're DONE.
Jessica:Alright! Answer time!!!
Neferti:I wrote K-Mart...
Jessica:Excuse me?
Neferti:I've seen your outfits gurl...
Jessica:I said Popeyes!
Neferti:Popeyes ain't a damn store bitch!
Jessica:Get out your fucking flip phone and fact check me!
*Jessica pulls out her Motorola Razr*
Neferti: Are you for real? *Holds the home button* *Siri opens* Siri is Popeyes a store? *Siri confirms search*
Siri:You're actually asking this? Wow do I feel sorry for you.
Neferti:This phone is on top of its game.
*Jessica while looking at her Motorola Razr screen* Yeah it totally is!
Neferti:Why did you say Popeyes?
Jessica:Oh I'm sorry...every time I see you walk down the runway all I can think of is greasy chicken.
Neferti:Gurl.............
Neferti:Well we both end up coming for each other's looks. We should get 10 dollars anyways!
Jessica:Yeah!
Neferti:Bitch you're only agreeing so you can buy 3 more of your outfits from there...
Jessica:I don't get paid enough at these damn gigs.
Neferti:You get paid too MUCH.
Jessica:Let's move onto our next question
Jessica:Question 2-Who is funnier?
*Jessica and Neferti both write*
Jessica:3...2...1
*Both at the same time flips their cards*
*Jessica and Neferti at the same time*:ME!!!!
*Neferti walks off set*
Producer:Is she coming back?
*10 minutes pass*
*Neferti returns in a distressed mood*
Neferti:I have no words.
Jessica:Can we get onto this last question? I have a gig in 20 minutes.
Neferti:GURL sit down. You know damn well you wouldn't get booked nowhere.
*Jessica rummages through her bikini*
*Jessica pulls out a thin folded slip of paper with her thumb and index finger*
Jessica:READ IT AND WEEP! *Jessica holds it to Neferti's face*
Neferti:THAT'S A DAMN POPEYES COUPON!
Jessica:...
Neferti:WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A COUPON IN YOUR BIKINI?
Jessica:Someone's gotta pay the bills...whether it be dollars, food stamps....
Neferti:COUPONS!?
Jessica:I just really love Popeyes' okay?
Neferti:No wonder you're always looking greasy.
Neferti:We got 0$ from that question.
Jessica:Excuse me I really need to get going. *Gathers her coat*
Neferti:WE NEED TO DO THE LAST QUESTION.
Jessica:Why do we need to do these questions anyways? This isn't school.
Neferti:Did you even graduate?
Jessica:Sweetie I have a masters degree in fierceness and camp!
Neferti:Anyways...
*Jessica glares* *Silence for 30 seconds* *camera zooms in on Jessica*
Jessica:Okay what's the last question?
Neferti:Question #3...
Neferti:Do you like Popey---DID YOU WRITE THIS QUESTION YOURSELF?
Jessica:That’s confidential.
Neferti:I'm----goodbye.
