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"On The Edge" is the story of a girl broken by the haunted nature of her debut album release. It's the year 2062. Niki'im Azealiea (Acacia Acai) is an aspiring actress looking for her big break in the music industry, and works in the underground scene trying to make a name for herself. When her morbidly obese manager Berfa (Liza Minelli) accidentally releases her mixtape titled "Lick my pussy (Just a little bit, tho)" her career sky rockets.
Searching for new beats to accompany her debut album, which she has already dubbed "Rich with a Not-So-Expensive Palette", she finds a single white vinyl record which she plays. The melody soothes her soul and she takes it to Berfa, who in turn gives the song to up and coming country singer Delilah Salts (Renee Zellwegger) who is famous for cheekily scrunching up her face during performances.
During the shoot for the song, which had been named "On The Edge" due that being a repeated line, a freak accident with an eyelash curler, a crowbar, and a bottle of 'Vita Malt' brand liquor, leaves Delilah with her lips stretched off of her face and her edges deeply cut, damaged, and lifted entirely off of her head. A money hungry paparazzo, unknowingly during the shoot, leaked the song out over the internet. Over the next few days, teenagers all over the world were left with ripped off lips and damaged edges not even the fiercest lace front could hide.
Berfa, however, realize that despite the accidents being linked to the songs somehow, people couldn't stop listening to it. She then decides to give the song to the desperate Niki'im and changes the lyrics from "Daddy, you put me on the edge, lift me higher, I'm your little girl" to "N****, put this pussy on ya dick, zamn zaddy, on the edge, n****, n****, n****, n****!"
While in the recording studio, Niki'im spits her verses and hears a faint sound. "Daddy... bestest..." she hears. Niki'im shakes it off and continues her song. "N****, n****, n****," she said. The wailing got louder and louder "RED DRESS, DADDY PUT ME ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE, DRIVE FAST, FUCK HARD". Niki'im began to panic then, but her desperation for attention and fame wouldn't let her stop rapping "N****, N****, N****!" she rapped louder, "N****, N****, N****!" And as she uttered her last n****, out of the darkness of the studio a vision appears unto her, of an old forgotten face (
http://thestacheguys.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/lana.gif ), holding a mirror up to her face and she got a glimpse of her destroyed, overheated, annihilated, dried out, crusty and oh-so rusty edges, as she let out a blood curdling scream.
And so the Daddy-Barren songtress Lana, swept through the world, tearing off young girls lips, making hers more plump, but worse of all, ripping and shredding the edges of poor unfortunate souls, leaving only flakes and damaged scalps in her way.
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This is THE Niki'im Azealiea, up and coming rapper, MISS FLOPERADERIE, YUNG CUNNILINGUS.
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