Don't you hate being stuck in a terror attack and have no where to go? Hate being on the top floor of the World Trade Center?
Introducing the fabulous Purple Parachute. This fire-proof, terror-proof parachute has all you need. All you need is to press a button and the parachute will deploy.
The parachute will deploy and you can land safely to the ground. The parachute includes a water-filled bottle, a towel and a Special Nokia Purple Phone to call whoever who want.
All for $19.99. If you order now you can get a special tandem parachute for free! Not just save yourself save someone else. (All features included)
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