Welcome, ladies! You've all made it to my favourite competition, THE SNATCH GAME! For those who don't know what it is, it's a competition where you will be impersonating a celebrity. I will ask four questions, and each of you will answer them as your character would answer them. Try to make the answers funny.
Example: Dumb Dora was so dumb, she used ______ to brush her teeth.
If I was Ke$ha, I'd say something like "Dumb Dora sounds a lot like me, so I said 'A Bottle of Jack'"
You will also need to create a runway look of your celebrity. Make it accurate and witty!
ALSO, A CELEBRITY CAN NOT BE DONE BY MORE THAN ONE QUEEN. So I'd advise you to CLAIM your celebrity.
Start your engines, and may the best psychological woman WIN!
QUESTIONS:
1. Skinny Minnie was SO skinny, that when she went to a restaurant with her friends, she ordered _________.
2. Dumb DeDe was SO dumb, that she thought Ebola was _________.
3. Justin Bieber has FINALLY gone over the edge. Last night, the paparazzi caught him doing __________.
4. Fatty Patty was SO fat, that her secret ingredient in her homemade pies is ____________.