SOOOOIE MOMMA

I will now announce the results of each test...

PART ONE - OUTWIT

[1.] Noah - 1 min 13 sec
[2.] Max - 1 min 39 sec
[3.] Tim - 1 min 52 sec
[4.] Billy - 2 min 44 sec
[5.] Nick J. - 3 min 7 sec
[6.] Nathan - 3 min 17 sec
[7.] Jordan - 4 min 13 sec
[8.] Kyle - 4 min 17 sec
[9.] James - 5 min 13 sec
[10.] Gavin - 5 min 18 sec
[11.] Zyler - 6 min 6 sec
[12.] Klaus - 7 min 48 sec
[13.] Tyler - 8 min 14 sec
[14.] Nick D - 8 min 58 sec
[15.] Gabe - RANDOMIZED
[16.] Stoner - RANDOMIZED
[17.] Christian - RANDOMIZED

looks

*looks*

PART TWO - OUTPLAY

[1.] Max
[2.] Klaus
[3.] Noah
[4.] Tim
[5.] Christian
[6.] Nick J
[7.] Billy
[8.] Nathan
[9.] Gavin
[10.] Kyle
[11.] Nick D
[12.] Tyler
[13.] Jordan
[14.] Zyler
[15.] James
[16.] Gabe - RANDOMIZED
[17.] Stoner - RANDOMIZED

Closer Look at Part Two
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5 min 49 sec        9        Max
7 min 54 sec        9        Klaus
10 min 7 sec        9        Noah
16 min 35 sec        9        Tim
8 min 5 sec        8        Christian
8 min 12 sec        8        Nick J
8 min 16 sec        8        Billy
9 min 59 sec        8        Nathan
18 min 57 sec        8        Gavin
6 min 19 sec        7        Kyle
14 min 4 sec        7        Nick D
17 min 2 sec        7        Tyler
14 min 17 sec        6        Jordan
4 min 24 sec        4        Zyler
10 min 7 sec        3        James
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(nobody got all 10 questions correct)

[01.] What year did Survivor: Marquesas begin airing?
[02.] How many winners started on a red tribe in the season they won (hint: Chuay Gahn and Vanua were both orange)?
[03.] Who is the oldest player from Survivor: Nicaragua?
[04.] Who was the seventh player voted out of Survivor: The Amazon?
[05.] Which contestant from Survivor: Samoa was born on December 26, 1983?
[06.] How many times did Erik Reichenbach win the immunity challenge in Survivor: Micronesia?
[07.] How old was Jeff Probst when Borneo began filming?
[08.] What was name of the second yellow tribe to ever appear in Survivor?
[09.] How many times has Ozzy Lusth been voted out at tribal council?
[10.] Who is the overall youngest player to ever appear on Survivor (based on Date of Birth)?

[01.] 2002
[02.] 5 (Amber Brkich, Chris Daugherty, Todd Herzog, JT Thomas, & Sandra Diaz-Twine)
[03.] Jimmy Johnson
[04.] Roger Sexton
[05.] Kelly Sharbaugh
[06.] 3
[07.] 38
[08.] Boran
[09.] 5
[10.] Jessica Peet

PART THREE - OUTLAST

[1.] Noah - 794
[2.] Max - 477
[3.] Billy - 243
[4.] Gavin - 168
[5.] Tim - 161
[6.] Tyler - 156
[7.] Kyle - 145
[8.] Jordan - 132
[9.] James - 47
[10.] Nick J. - 33
[11.] Nathan - 12
[12.] Nick D. - 3
[13.] Christian - RANDOMIZED
[14.] Zyler - RANDOMIZED
[15.] Stoner - RANDOMIZED
[16.] Klaus - RANDOMIZED
[17.] Gabe - RANDOMIZED

Noah what the fuck

It all comes down to luck. It seems we have a close battle for the top spot between Noah, Max, & Tim.

eh not really for me but ill take it lol

PART FOUR - OUTLUCK

[1.] Tim
[2.] Christian
[3.] Klaus
[4.] Nathan
[5.] Gavin
[6.] Billy
[7.] James
[8.] Tyler
[9.] Noah
[10.] NJ
[11.] Max
[12.] Kyle
[13.] Nick D
[14.] Jordan
[15.] Zyler
[16.] Stoner - RANDOMIZED
[17.] Gabe - RANDOMIZED

Closer Look at Part Four
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TIM        7        3        3        (13)
CHRISTIAN        7        2        4        (13)
KLAUS        4        2        7        (13)
NATHAN        6        3        3        (12)
GAVIN        1        3        7        (11)
BILLY        5        3        2        (10)
JAMES        3        6        0        (9)
TYLER        1        5        3        (9)
NOAH        2        4        2        (8)
NJ        5        0        1        (6)
MAX        4        0        2        (6)
KYLE        3        1        2        (6)
NICK D        0        5        1        (6)
JORDAN        1        0        3       ( 4)
ZYLER        0        3        1        (4)
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i-

Those scores have been averaged into a final ranking:

[1.] Tim
[2.] Noah
[3.] Max
[4.] Billy
[5.] Gavin
[6.] Nathan
[7.] Nick J.
[8.] Klaus
[9.] Christian
[10.] Kyle
[11.] Tyler
[12.] James
[13.] Jordan
[14.] Nick D.
[15.] Zyler
[16.] Stoner
[17.] Gabe

Closer Look at Adjusted Ranking
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Tim [lionsden121]        3        4        5        1        13
Noah [noah_kondon]        1        3        1        9        14
Max [Novamax243]        2        1        2        11        16
Billy [bvance1212]        4        7        3        6        20
Gavin [greyconverse]        10        9        4        5        28
Nathan [Matedog1209]        6        8        11        4        29
Nick J. [NJKoda1998]        5        6        10        10        31
Klaus [snick427]        12        2        16        3        33
Christian [Christian37]        17        5        13        2        37
Kyle [Kyle12212]        8        10        7        12        37
Tyler [VanHow10]        13        12        6        8        39
James [Jacubra]        9        15        9        7        40
Jordan [jman96]        7        13        8        14        42
Nick D. [jmain14]        14        11        12        13        50
Zyler [MJFJUNE]        11        14        14        15        54
Stoner [Gaiaphagee]        16        17        15        16        64
Gabe [skimmilk4]        15        16        17        17        65
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Tim, Congratulations! You are the top-ranked contestant from the results of this challenge. Your hard work has earned you a difficult choice:

You can take this map and go to the Lost Oasis. Here, you will enjoy the luxury of safety. You will not attend either tribal council tonight, nor will you participate in the next episode's immunity challenge. You will join the tribe that loses that challenge, after they vote someone out at that tribal council.

The Lost Oasis will prove to be an isolating place. To some it is important safety. To others, it may feel like doom. Should you find that its offerings seem too good to be true, you can swap places with someone in the list above. That person will go in your stead, and you will join the tribe that they would have joined.

Once you make your decision, the person who is to head to the Lost Oasis will read this parchment aloud to the cast before they depart.

*shows parchment*

And then I will reveal the tribes...