01) as im sure ive stated many times before on the interwebs, i really dislike alan walker's production. his whole quote unquote "style" is music drivel and everytime i'm forced to listen to one of his drops i wanna rip my ears out from my skull. this is "okay" by his standards. bin it.
02) i actually tried giving this a fair shot after being subjected to that opening song, but i really didn't give a fuck about this. not my thing whatsoever.
03) so this is winning! gorgeous! the pregnancy performance was ICONIC. to be honest, far from my favorite beyonce songs, but this is so jolly and smooth, every time i think it's not all that, she proves me wrong. beyonce is such a star <3 good game whoever submitted this
04) OMG THIS SONG !!! i love how world-weary and kind of dark the lyrics are in contrast with the teen pop sugary goodness encapsulated by the production. ive always loved this song and her rachel dolezal moment @ 0:33 still sends
05) charlie puth has done a lot better, but hes also done a lot worse. honestly i fuck w this, its very well produced and its peak cis white basic male pop. resign my sexuality ladies
06) natasha bedingfield showing us how 2 write a song, r*bak wishes. her oversinging is not it at some points, but this is kind of a bop ladies! cute song.
07) to be really honest, i don't give too much of a shit about harry styles and i have my own personal grievances with his whole shtick but you can't cheat a pop moment like this. kind of brilliant? this and "adore you" are ace. as much as i hate to see it, he really did that.
08)
SPARKS FLY
IT'S LIKE ELECTRICITY
I MIGHT DIE
WHEN I FORGET HOW TO BREATHE
YOU GET CLOSER AND THERE'S
NOWHERE IN THIS WORLD I'D RATHER BE
okay but gaybaiting harry styles has NOTHING on actual LGBTQIA+ ally miranda cosgrove fucking LEGENDARY i love this song i love miranda cosgrove i support miranda cosgrove in anything this is pop brilliance mom she ate that up the flavor hm she has the mind of a master a lot of people would be scared here and i will name em she has a point she is an icon a legend and she is the moment
09) okay but actual LGBTQIA+ ally miranda cosgrove has nothing on this song and i mean it. the timbaland beat. the missy feature. THAT FUCKING CHORUS. there is no dull point in any of this and yes i made sure to replay it 89238923 times after having listened to it before continuing the rest of this contest. one of the most underrated yet best songs of the 00s, r&b brilliance.
10) LMFAO what a throwback! i always felt like the instrumental had such sims 2 teas. i love how witty the lyrics are and i love her delivery, i just can't help but stan. indie pop goodness <3
11)
a pop moment. inna's 2009-2013 era outsold, and while this isn't my favorite single from hers from that time, it's definetly up there. very messy, but iconic nonetheless.
12) i absolutely despise james arthur. so i have a sister right? an annoying, ugly, CIS sister. why do i hate my sister sm? evidence number one: her favorite singer is JAMES ARTHUR. i... who tf stans james arthur? no, listen. visualize with me. you're casually talking to someone and the conversation is going overall well, no complaints yet. then the topic delves into music. innocently you ask "what's your favorite artist?" and the other person answers.... "james arthur". like ??????? why would you inflict your ears upon james arthur's ugly behemoth of a voice? straight people, that's who! so imagine being some1 with working ears just wanting to bop to lady gaga's artpop album -- and try to convince yourself it's good cause you're a closeted 8 year old faggot and that's what people did back then -- and having to listen to james arthur LIVE PERFORMANCES being blasted through the room next to you. also it didnt help that i was going through my "i can sing and hit ariana notes before i hit puberty!" phase in 2011 when that dumbass fucking say you won't let go song came out AND EVERY FUCKING PERSON ASKED ME TO SING ITFJDHBFDHJCBHJ I HATE THIS I HATE THIS SM I FUCKING HATE JAMES ARTHUR I HATE HIM JKDNSJNFJKSDNFDSIJKFNIUKGBTRGUIBRUIEGIU
13) here comes the smasha. i mean, WOW. this is a STOMPER. an absolute classique and a testament to british girl group pop excellence. i can't imagine listening 2 this music and not immediately getting turnt. kind of world-changing in a way. loves it.