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Hello, ladies!  This week, you were asked to put your best nails and sewn in hairs and fake it till you maked it in the second annual Miss Tengaged Drag Race Pageant.  Once again, all si-, er, five of you will be getting critiques this week.  We'll start with...

Ethel Esther as Miss Milf:  http://i.imgur.com/HzTffRQ.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/ndkl334q

Nik:  I liked how you took 2006 Rihanna and mixed her with 2016 Rihanna it was very clever.  You had a good look this week, and I think your answers were funnier without the translator.  It was a good week all around, just a few little details here and there that aren't worth mentioning.

Taylor: This was quite a concept and your answers felt like they dragged on for too long. I mean this is funnier than anything I could put together but I expected more from you because normally you’re hysterical! I like the look though..

Rosa as Miss Bussitopen:  http://i.imgur.com/DSb3anf.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/1kv1sk1j

Nik:  Your look was gorgeous like I want that hair in my closet immediately.  Your character was very dry.  I think the more you talk when you're trying to be funny, the less you... are.  Your look was superb again.

Taylor: As per usual, your look is flawless. However, this was a comedy challenge and I feel like you should have camped up your look to compensate for your lack of comedy skills. Your character was kind of limited though so I didn’t expect a lot from you, but I still think you could have made it bigger.

Glycerin as Miss Piggy:  http://i.imgur.com/uZAXRc4.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/lcxd0qjo

Nik:  YOU ARAE YOU YOU ARAE the clear standout this week to me.  Your look was strangely beautiful, your answers were funny, 'greezy' was hilarious.  Great job Miss Piggy.

Taylor: You had the clearest concept of everyone, and I’m glad you chose this character for yourself because you truly made it work for you. This felt so trashy that it was great, and I feel like you were the star this week.

Veronica Veleno as Miss Issippi:  http://i.imgur.com/5K8fAEo.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/rujkszqk

Nik: Meh.  And for future reference, meh.

Taylor: This look is so ugly like there’s comedy and camp, and then there’s just awful. This is the latter. Your answers were boring and this was just underwhelming.

Salmonella as Miss Demeanor:  http://i.imgur.com/LqzklCK.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/jwhrlozz

Nik:  Your introduction and talent were funny, the rest was not.  Your look however was so good it was very runway and unconventional, the way you used the jumpsuit stripes with the leather and the styling all together it just meshed.  Keep this streak you have going is my advice to you.

Taylor: Your introduction was hilarious and I love your runaway look! It’s very refined and polished but still feels like a character. I think your answers were slightly lackluster, but your overall presentation was by far the best. Good job!

And the other one!

https://clyp.it/wgvljvrm

Ladies, I've made some *cough* decisions.

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Salmonella, smoking kills, and so did you this week.  You're safe.

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Miss Piggy, this week, you really Kermitted to your character, and we ate it up!

CONDRAGULATIONS you are the winner of this weeks challenge!

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