*shakes light stick*

im gonna die

IM GOING HOME

Ladies, this week, you were asked to waltz down the runway PREGNANT together with your new drag daughters, made entirely out of candy!  Ultimately, Claire Skies couldn't take the sweet and had to get out of the kitchen, er, workroom.

First up for critiques...

BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE POP! BUBBLE BUBBLE POP POP!

claire :(

GLYCERIN, and her daughter, GLYCENING: http://i.imgur.com/QWa2UH2.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/wfgot2nj

Nik:  This was so regal and gorgeous.  Your face looks gorgeous,  I loved the toned down makeup and the hair and how you did your lips (not sure if you do them all the time like this, but they really popped for me).  My only actual problem was that your dress kind of looks like an apron, but I’m not sure if that was intentional?  Anyway your daughter is complete perfection like it was truly a flawless look from head to thigh for me from the cracked eyebrows to the detailed peppermint piping on the gown like… you did that.

Ken: Hello Miss Body! First off, this color combo is gorgeous and everything completely compliments each other. Did you do your face differently this week? Something about it seems very fresh… but again that might be the colors you chose this week helping you. I’d continue down this path. ONE QUESTION, isn’t the theme supposed to be pregnant? I’m unsure if you’ll get clocked for not walking the runway pregnant (unless the shading is supposed to be a baby bump, but it didnt read).

Taylor: This is quite cute! I think the colour scheme is very pretty and I like the detailing in the crown. My only problem is that your daughter is outshining you slightly, and I wish your baby bump was bigger because it looks reads more fupa than maternity.

wow

Up next...

ROSA, and her daughter, PUFF: http://i.imgur.com/IQiBFl9.png /  http://i.imgur.com/RWENDRb.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/nsyvbd2o

Nik:  I wasn’t crazy about these looks.  The baby bump looks super blurry and there are weird spots like popping out of it.  Is your baby trying to bust her way out???  See a doctor about that.  The look itself is pretty basic and  your daughter is cute and fits the assignment but there’s nothing to really rave over.  You got a solid ‘meh’ this week from me.

Ken: Again, I LOVE your face this week. That hair is laidt like we laid Claire Skies to rest this week. I know shading and creating a 3D baby bump is hard, but I appreciate you going for it. And I think it was smart to use the fabric to wrap around the edges and help you sell the illusion. Puff seems… unfinished. Like I feel like if I donate 25 cents a day she can get the help she needs.

Taylor: Your two looks are very polished and pretty which is what I expected to see from you. Your daughter look is just perfection and it's so cute! I wish there was a bit more to your look though, it doesn't seem very candy themed. I think some sort of candy embellishments would've helped convey the theme better, but overall you did well!

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ETHEL ESTHER, and her daughter, CHOCCLIT: http://i.imgur.com/9f4BFGP.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/23w0zfpj

Nik:  This was so fun!!!  Your daughter is super cute and I never even thought someone would do a chocolate rabbit.  The colors are so bright and bubbly and the use of gummy bears was adorable.  You look great, your daughter looks delicious. 

Ken: I hate Tengaged proportions. Your head looks so strangely round, and thats not at all your fault. The colors were gorgeous. I LOVE the gummy bear everything. I’m glad you got Floss to walk the runway with you this week. And thank you for the arms being (mostly) proportional! I think they helped bring focus to your pregnant belly, because I couldn’t tell until I realized you were caressing your swollen boywomb.

Taylor: I like everything about this but your hair. It reads as slightly juvenile and I think something more glamorous and extravagant would have elevated your look! Your daughter’s eyes are slightly terrifying but other than that she looks fierce.

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SALMONELLA, and her daughter, GINGER BREAD: http://i.imgur.com/PZjxBO3.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/ooeqmjpb

Nik:  Great concepts this week.  Your daughter is cute and creative and reads the most ‘candy’ out of everyone this week for me.  I love what you have on as well, your outfit conveyed candy without being super in-your-face about it and your makeup looks great as well.

Ken: Your daughter looks like a BITCH.  I love the coordinating ideas (cotton candy collar and jacket, red hair and red licorice). You’re the first one I could immediately tell was pregnant. Just one SMALL thing I want to remind you of, that green eye sticks out like a sore thumb. I would’ve maybe chosen to match it to a color in your daughters top, just to keep it from popping out so much.

Taylor: I think you really managed to create two strong looks, I don’t think either of them are outshining each other. Gingerbread was a very cute idea for skin, and I think your mother look is one of the best so far.

Up next...

YAYA SOLO, and her daughter, SUGAR DUET: http://i.imgur.com/Y0OrAdX.png / http://i.imgur.com/FUJ32dx.png

Mario: https://clyp.it/rm50ozbw

Nik:  I didn’t see much of a resemblance this week between your daughter and you.  Your daughter reads like ‘Alien vs Predator’ meets ‘The Lorax’ and you’re just kinda fat girl.  It just wasn’t all that.

Ken: I think the star of your group was your daughter for sure. In future rounds, I would advise you to tell us a bit of the story, because we might not get the concept you were going for if you dont. For now I’m going to say you got abducted by aliens and thats why you’re pregnant? Because they probed you? Who knows?

Taylor: Your two looks are very cohesive and cute! I wish your pregnancy was slightly more obvious with your mother look, but overall I appreciate the pastel colour palette and I feel like the sweetness of the outfits is being well conveyed through the imagery.

I take part of my critique back. The daughter is scary and she gives me Derrick Barry vibes.

*Throws my baby fetus at Taylor's head*

she is a dominatrix mario girl she is