well im going this week so i guess then

You did tho

"In the Tengaged Drag Race 4 Labs you with your bare hands created your own drag daughter out of nuts and bolts. (She's basically a robot) It is up to you to create the image and bring her to LIFE!"

To clarify, you did.

I apologize my flop ass contradicted myself.

MAKE YA DAMN ROBOTS.

As you girls already know... I just love to tell a good story.

http://bit.ly/1cM6sot

JOAN OF SHARC: http://postimg.org/image/6bx5tfxop/
MISS SHARKANSAS: http://postimg.org/image/pxwitpl5n/

All throughout high school I was known as the ugly girl. http://i.imgur.com/b4hBSvw.png
Messy hair, freckles, braces, and a bottom so flat it could stun.

The bullying was draining to me, and one day I was fed up with it and I used a tagline I heard on television to defeat my oppressors. "I'm rubber, and you're glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." I said to my bullies. But it didn't work.

After being pushed to my limit with the teasing, I vowed that one day I'd get as much nut butter as all of the pretty girls in school. From that moment on, I started to craft my beautiful protégé, the Fembot. http://i.imgur.com/EyS7eea.png

I soon graduated high school and college and forgot all about finishing my creation. After getting my degree and moving back home, I found myself broke with allegedly expensive taste. I needed a plan.

After going through my closet looking for inspiration, I found her. The Fembot.

Little by little the Fembot started to come together as a newer, more elaborate invention. I put on my hard hat, got out my wrench and my welding materials and went to work on the invention of my life.

The Fembot was finished, and was essentially a robot hooker. When men were ready to pay, they'd slip their dollars in her bosom vacuum and the man and Fembot would be on their merry way. If anyone dare tried to scam the Fembot after receiving bed pleasures, she's armed with a pink perfume smoke that puts everyone in the vicinity to sleep while she's able to loot their wallets for cash. She has motion sensors on her head that can detect and and presume the exact erectness of any bologna pony in the area starting with limp, going to soft, then to hard, and ending with thiqq.

During kinky encounters, the Fembot is programmed to say "I'm wearing rubber, so we can screw. Now turn around so I can fuck you." However, as you can see, after an accident with getting trouser gravy in her eye holder, kinky encounters have to be kept to a minimum.

Fern's Diary;
http://i.imgur.com/QO2geqD.png

Fern and her DragBot Rose;
http://i.imgur.com/K8UjkQV.png

Commence Comedy Rose!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZndN9Rm4BE
*exhales* I guess I made her too much like me...

I don't get home for hours from work and I've barely started so... Ya

the amount of times the lolita/vinny hair shit has been used this season is unbelievable

After winning 12 consecutive challenges in Tengaged’s Drag Race 4 (and getting 2nd to Joan of Sharc), Alma Mater had established herself as the epitome of drag. Her reach was endless, and everyone adored her. But as she entered the ripe old age of 25, she grew worried for who would carry on the family legacy. She tried and tried to bear a beautiful daughter, but years of ugly shade and spermicide had rotted out her womb…. And no one wanted her ass anyways.

In a fit of rage (though she would later claim it was menopause), she melted down all her gold statues and created her offspring from the sticky yellow goop. Not that she’d miss them, gold is for fools. She programmed her firstborn with her impeccable makeup skills, her unrivaled comedic timing, and the body of a 21 year old, to prevent those pesky child labor laws.

“I’ll call you…. Val E. Dictorian” the proud mother said as she flipped the switch on. Then, she witnessed her newborns first words.

“NO HELL YOU WON’T BITCH,” the contraption replied! “MY NAME IS CO…. COL…COLGATE DROPOUT (though her birth certificate would later read Collegiate Dropout). In her strive to make her daughter so perfect, Alma had forgotten the most important thing for a parent to do. She forgot to break her daughter’s free will! And thus, a monstrosity was born.

Soon Collegiate spent her days playing online reality show games, lusting over scraggly white boys in said games, and stealing grease tubs from her McDonalds job. She was once heard saying, “CORVETTE DROPOUT DOES NOT PERFORM BASED ON SOCIETY’S RULES. SHE IS NOT LIKE OTHER ORGANISMS,” as she stole precious Crisco oil from the facility.

Alma was disappointed in how awful her daughter had turned out, but was relieved that she didn’t take her last name. She quickly wrote her creation back out of the will. But Collegiate doesn’t need her mother’s money to survive, not after meeting the handsome and compact Mr. Clit Annihilator 4000 XL, the 3rd.

Collegiate Dropout in her natural habitat: http://i.imgur.com/FX3nPW6.png
Alma Mater, the misunderstood innovator of cyborg creation (you can tell she’s crazy cause she’s not wearing makeup): http://i.imgur.com/tDzpNcM.png

I miss isis

I miss Allegra. I knew if she cinched too much she was gonna disappear entirely.

heather on heather violence is the number one killer in online barbie making