Ladies?
Miss Anxiety (Fern): Um, uh. I tried getting involved with the community and I started a social anxiety club?!... But I am still waiting for people to turn up... Besides that I guess I just make people feel better about themselves...
Miss Botched (Heather Lockwood): My greatetht contribution to thothiety ith being one of the only naturally goigeouth women left on the planet.
(Translator): Okay, she said her greatest consitution to society might be that she has the widest gorge left on the planet.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6alupda5o1qmfuk7o1_500.gif Miss Butch (Jessieca): My greatest contribution to society is for sure my free monster truck shows i put on in lower income neighborhoods!
Miss Meat Wagon (Alma Mater): Well in my 13 years of life I've birthed a racially ambiguous son that twinks worldwide can really wet their mouths on. I know I have...
Miss Perfect (Peach Fuzz): Well, I think my greatest contribution to society is my pious nature, intact hymen, and my love for Jesus Christ. Being abstinent is just *sucks teeth in that annoying southern manner* the bee’s knees! Being pro-life and all so that we have more Americans for things like jobs and fighting in the war to heal 9/11’s wounds, I’d never risk my beautiful swimsuit body for a crying dem- I mean blessing from Baby Jesus Christ of Nazareth. I mean, my body, isn’t it gorgeous?! *poses and smiles while the audience claps* I’ve never even touched a penis before… with my hands, so I’m helping get our boys riled up and rowdy to go fight in the war! Support our troops! Thank you.
Miss Pregnant (Joan of Sharc): My greatest contribution to society is my, um. My greatest contribution to society is my, uh...
*The right side of Joan's gown begins to lower, revealing her nipple. A milky, left breast is revealed and the audience can witness that Joan is lactating.*
My greatest contribution to society is my uh... lady-like qualities and the active role I play in my son's life as I prepare for his future.