Alright next we have Miss Botched.
*A man in a suit walks down the stage arm in arm with Miss Botched*
Man:I will be a translator and help you further understand her tonight as her most recent neck surgery has left some of her speech a little shotty and incoherent.
Alright! Miss Botched the floor is yours'!
Miss Botched (Heather Lockwood): Talent: I have a marvelouth talent that ith truly unmatched by the other thmaller tiddieth contestantth. Hold on while I apply my lipthtick. I need my little puckerth moitht for thith one.
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http://www.tubechop.com/watch/6149960