ugg my shit wont come out

*fills condom machine as skyy rolls into the wrong bathroom again*

ffs skyy WILL YOU STOP FALLING ASLEEP/DYING

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

You guys are too much.

*as Ben scolds me for slacking on the job*

*finds a glove and puts it in the condom machine*

where is the newbie aka chez?

sorry, as I'm an illiterate transgender, I wasn't sure which room to go into. D:

try disabled

I heard it's a bit backed up in there D:

Peeps is never backed up...just misses pepper the toilet's mouth most times.  Jesica1 would be more than happy to toilet train him.

*throws cheznahuf in ben's mouth*

*ventures into the mens room to teach proper poo etiquette*

the "experts" will try to tell you that you should wipe back to front.  Thats a load of bologna. The correct thing to do is get a fat wad of toilet paper jam it up in your sh*t cave and use your index finger to wiggle it around, cleaning all those hard to reach areas.

Cleanliness is next to godliness, remember that.

-picks up phone-
Suicide hotline how may I help you?
-hangs up phone-
Ugh just another one of peepz hourly calls, we need to change the number

oh no there's a hole in the cubicle just about waist high

*bends down to investigate*

ow my eye