01. papa topo & la prohibida - this is literally a fangoria song. down to the gay ass video likeee. the VIDEO was the REAL feature film. and for that i am truly and well entertained. stinky smelly u get the gist. i like it!
02. juliet cadzow - a real ass woman just trying to honk her horn and roll down the road. she's so real!
03. estelle - okay i love this queen with all my heart.... but i won't excuse this. i hate steven universe i hate the steven universe community, this sounds like one of those my little pony fanmade songs you'd find on youtube made by ingrown blue haired teenagers in their basement. this reeks of pronouns. i wouldn't even listen to this piece while feeding ducks at the park, which i know is the best way to experience estelle's music
04. meaghan jette martin - contrary to popular(?) belief, this woman was never the moment and she deservedly faded into obscurity and i laughed! laugh at her. but this is a serve. OR IT WOULD BE IF THE SENDER HAD PICKED THE MOVIE VERSION HIGHLIGHTING THE ICONIC MOMENT WHERE tess breaks down because her mom isn't paying attention to her performance in a song about demanding attention and she just runs off and cries like a hee hee haw haw loser. yeah you fucked up!
05. joe hisaishi - THIS IS STUNNING. ian jokingly planted the seed of there being a miranda cosgrove remix however and now i can't die without seeing the harvest. will say sparks DID fly just like electricity everytime i was able to experience this CHOON. amazing. i cried i peed i laughed.
06. victorious cast -
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07. hoku - another dumb blonde is probably one of the best songs ever made. this is LESSER, but it's still really cute in that early 00s girly rock kind of way. i won't spoil it for any readers who just so happen to stumble upon this but the PLOT TWIST at the end rly is a sight to behold. SAMANTHA MUMBA! WOW!
08. donna murphy - not crazy about disney songs in the FIRST place unless they're like... really well executed, but this is probably one of the most solid disney choices u could've selected. mother gothel was camp
09. lisa lougheed - this diva gave BIRTH to smelly smelling synthpop artpieces. you harmony song contest girls couldn't even SPELL S-T-Y-N-K. this is amazing, of course, but also sort of one note and, to quote dan at various points in the LP, '''started to drag'''. cute though!
10. the hex girls - my sapphic divas. i do not have a strong emotional bond to scooby doo but, like my adoration for BRATZ ROCK ANGELZ, i know a group of talented pretty fictional women when i see one. this is a slay, but u knew that already
11. takeshi ike - was never a dragon ball girl. a swing and a miss i fear
12. monster high - this lyric video did take me places it really did. the song is actually a slice of very late 00s rnb pop hits. the veins of jordin sparks run through this track. this did GET me nonironically and also ironically. a bop!
13. bhoomi trivedi - surprised this is like the only bollywood song in this week? this really had no business going as hard as it did. maybe raja kumari *is* famous. i wouldn't know, but this did make a very good case for that. a hit! we did move.
14. crazy ex-girlfriend cast - literally wanted to claw my own eardrums out. it's funny because i love rachel bloom and i love SOME songs off this show but then there's shit like this. it was giving bottom of the barrel snl sketch like GENTRIFICATION. who laughed. literally who laughed. not one chuckle in the audience. not even a snicker. and a writing room got paid PAID for this. embarrassing
15. tove lo - i do stan this bop but in a week as elusive and camp as TV+MOVIE week... i just do not know if this is as strong of a song to make it into my top 10. like let's look at the material u know? this would've def faired well with me in a non theme week and now its gn b fighting for points. :////
16. empire cast - i love empire songs because all of them specially some of the later ones feel like parodies of actual rnb songs... very POUNDLAND is what i'm getting at. this is an excellent example but this is really elevated by how aggressively sh*t it is like WOW it just goes into a 180 and turns into the best song i have ever heard. this song feels like ten minutes and i wanted it to go for FORTY. obsessed and i am so dead serious.
17. lindsay lohan - LOL this was one of my backup entries. i'm not entirely in love with it which is why i didn't go for it, but i love love looove lindsay and this is still a pretty solid accessible glitzy pop rock bjork style piece from the 00s. amazing actually
18. tyra banks - was sure we were getting a LIFE SIZE song appropriately right after lindsay... i had never heard this in my life? the SECOND i heard darkchild's name my p*ssy did fall to the floor like wow. the production on this is CRAZY. there are a few moments where her ad libs are BAD, but the production and chorus do carry. this is kind of the greatest song ive ever heard in my life im in LOVEEE!!!!! WOW. leave it to tyra banks to make an incredible artistic statement. my rabies infested diva
19. raven symoné - raven was way before my time and while i am familiar with her as a famed failed musician, i am not familiar with the actual music BUT WOWWWWWWW this holds up really well. reminds me a lot of early 00s rnb influenced j-pop, like very glitzy and fun with these grinding rnb beats behind. i am OBSESSED with this non-ironically, and while assuming that this is probably one of the most obvious entries this week, this was actually a discovery for me.
20. hilary duff - an iconic piece of cinematic lore. these techno beats always made my p*ssy collapse like wow the shattering. the mere shattering and collapse. where were YOU the day hilary duff took the world by storm? bop bop bop
21. issa rae - thank u for reminding me i have to watch insecure. this was amazing i felt the poetry and spoken worditry in my veins. very wise sentiments and poignant lyrical details. was enlightened by this piece i was! thank u maya. angeluouuuu
22. marco grazzini and rachel wilson - im sure this is very funny and HAHAHA HEE HEE HONK HONK to all of you NERDS who watched total drama past the first season but i am above that and above all of you. this was frankly TERRIBLE.
23. eden espinosa and jeremy jordan - boring and bland i feel like there's a song just like this in every d-tier disney musical project and this was like the blandest and most whatever execution of it
24. skycycle - i don't know what to say so here. have a puppet. this was very bad
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25. luka kloser - all i have to say is THANK GOD this was sent to a theme week and now won't clog a top 10 in a normal week. we really did win! this was fine for what it was actually. very cute piece of synthpop whatever, i hope we can get these women to pack some DEODORANT on the go next time because it did smell.....
26. bridgit mendler - I AM HANGING IN AS HARD AS I CAN BRIDGIT, BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S ENOUGH. the biggest takeaway i got out of this was realising good luck charlie and dog with a blog are not, in fact, the same show.
27. aaryn doyle - by far the best song out of the camp rock saga like literally no competition blew out of the water AMAZING a round of applause for the queen of soul aaryn doyle. an immaculate shong like wow my hips could not stop swaying
28. RADWIMPS - cute but i really tapped out when people started singing. everyone should take notes from kikis delivery service in the next tv movie installment. still some v neat production mmhmmm yaassss tasty.
29. 2gether - NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS FROM AND HAD NEVER HEARD OF IT. honestly did 'backdoor lover' by dujour outsell? yes. but i am a sucker for these kinds of beats nad i just know 2gether dream about a girl who's a mix of destiny's child and also just a little touch of madonna's wild style. and frankly what else do you need. this is amazing. HAVE TO WATCH THE MOVIE SO BAD.