1. Pastora Soler - It’s alright, certainly nothing that exciting. It honestly sounds like some Eurovision reject song, and most of the time that isn’t good.
2. Polina Gagarina - I have similar issues with this song as I do with the first one. At least this one gets kinda interesting when the chorus hits.
3. YsäriBoi - It sounds really dated and cheap. The rap in the middle was really bad. Not a fan, I’m afraid.
4. Lea Santee - Ohhhhhh I’m getting Banks vibes from her (and that’s a VERY good thing). Absolutely loving the vibe of this one. Great entry!
5. Jolin Tsai - Ugh I usually like her stuff, but this was really dated sounding and kinda messy. Reminds me of entry 3 except a little less cringey. I want to stan this but I don’t think I can.
6. Grimes - The only Grimes song I can semi-tolerate. Honestly I don’t think I will ever be a Grimes stan, her music for the most part just annoys the everliving crap out of me. Even this song starts to get tiring to listen to towards the end, and I think it’s probably her best one LMAO
7. 3LAU - The vocals are nice, it builds really nicely. The drop is awesome. Absolutely loved this.
8. MADARA - Lindsey Stirling if she was Irish and old
9. !!! (Chk Chk Chk) - Oh God is this a song with no lyrics? Oh never mind, there are lyrics. I wish this song had no lyrics now… Just pretentious indie nonsense.
10. Arstioir - I wish this made more of an impact. It was just kinda boring and made me fall asleep.
11. L’Imperatrice - A more interesting vocal than the last song, but still pretty boring overall.
12. Shift K3Y - The beat is really nice. The chorus kinda goes on for a really long time. I usually don’t complain about that? But still definitely much better than most of the songs we’ve heard so far.
13. Da Zhung - Bibbles??? I doubt Bibbs would submit an Asian entry, but hey this seems right up her alley. It’s not for me, I’m afraid.
14. The Dø - Oh my God this vocal… It’s just so jarring. Okay, genuine question… why the fuck is there a clip of her singing karaoke in the middle of her song? This song was so stupid and awful in the first place. Goodbye.
15. Smith & Thell - Another shrill high pitched vocal? End it all please. Fortunately the vocal got a little better, just a little high in the beginning. Overall though I’m not really meshing with it as much as I want to.
16. Sarsa - Finally another decently listenable song. It’s nothing groundbreaking but it keeps my attention and sounds nice so it’s getting points more than likely.
17. Elena Tsagkrinou - Ohhhhhh I’m really digging this one. Definitely my favorite foreign entry so far (that’s because I haven’t listened to Red Velvet yet). I thought it was going in some sort of 80s direction in the beginning but I’ll take the ethnic vibe it’s going for too.
18. Oonagh - Celtic Woman the sequel. Good for you if you actually like this, but I will NEVER get into this type of music.
19. Knock Out - Oh my God… This is so cheap and bad. It feels trashy without even trying to hide it. I wanted to laugh with it but mainly I’m laughing at it.
20. Lorenzo Fragola - The vocal is really pretty. Normally wouldn’t vote for an entry like this, but it just might sneak in with some points
21. Red Velvet - Yeah I definitely would be lying if I said I didn’t consider submitting this song. Actually I almost wanted to submit
#Cookie Jar (yes, the hashtag is part of the song) as a joke, but I forgot this song was hyphenated. Anyways definitely one of RV’s better releases and issa bop.
22. XYLØ - It’s really cute actually. It’s a pretty cute lil pop song. Is it something groundbreaking? Absolutely not. But it’s not bad.
23. Amy MacDonald - It’s nice, but absolutely nothing I’d go back and listen to again.