Kol confesh

First off, screenshots are bullshit. I hate when people start bringing screenshots to SURVIVOR games. Its just annoying... If they want to play on that level I can play. Bitch i got google chrome, I got inspect element if people wanna send screenshots of me I can get some DIRT on you. It may not be real but.... Photoshops a bitch.

Dakota is all "Kol, I know you said this about me yadiyada. I saw it in a screenshot. I have proof" So I sprung up like vampire out of their damn coffin, to get all up on my inspect element. I added some things to the convo... That made Alan/Ryan less cute and innocent and me more cute and innocent.

Come for my weave bitches. I will be at the Individual Immunity challenge tonight, I doubt I will win but I am gonna give it a shot. These people are just getting on my nerves, Nolan is my favorite right now.... And Dakota is REALLY fake. Like the fakeness is just ooizing out of her. Pouring and pouring... And I think Dakota is like SUPER entitled. Acting like some queen. I am just shaking my head so fast right now.

This is going to get violent... I am so close from making a thread calling these heifers out.

NOTE: Just to deal with any possible "Photoshopping messages is against the rules." Why the hell so? There able to send 100% proof in screenshots but I can't poison the water a bit? But I doubt ya'll will have problems with it <3

Alan confesh

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/survivor-org/images/7/77/2_(4).gif/revision/latest?cb=20140331200753

Live footage of me when Nolan says he has an idol and I know he is telling me that because he has another one and it's final 2 now because no reason and all ive worked for the last month is going to result in another 7th and another 3 year wait to try again

Alan confesh

help me

send help

I could have won this game if I could find idols.

Nolan has possibly 2 but defo one. Bitch left the wrapper for me to find.

I did well this season. I played until the game threw an impossible task for my chromebook and then its a f2 which is like fuck cos im in a f2 with ryan and nobody will wanna take us to f3 so yeah.

But last person to get a vote

First two time immunity winner

Blindsided two vote steals

aint bad for a "bad casting decision"

see everyone in the VL on finale night where nolan will win < 33333

off to ponderosa to eat those 10000 burgers I made with the jury boots more commonly known as the fan tribe

Kol confesh

I am the Final Fool.... "Fool" laying low, I just can't. So now that this whole "Nolan has an Idol and is using it tonight" thing is going  around, I decided to use it to my advantage and say to Nolan that I have the Fools Tribe Idol and that I MIGHT use it tonight. He can spread it all he wants, actually I really hope Rose said something to someone about it, I just don't think she did sadly. I can use this to coast into f5! I just have to be smart about it, I won't be suprised to see Nolan not even use this "idol" he has. Because I doubt he even has it.

So it looks like I have worked my way into a group with Dakota/Leah/Owen/Nolan/Myself the Dakota/Leah/Owen trio kinda scare me... But Owen messaged me and Nolan yesterday for an alliance... Without Leah/Dak, so maybe they aren't a trio..

Anyways it looks like Alan is who I want to go home. So I am gonna make him go. ;)

Alan confesh

So yeah 7th again. I'm obviously mad but I saw it coming from a mile away. Why wouldn't they vote the only person to make a move this season. Why wouldn't they vote out the person who wins the most immunities. I get it. I can't be bitter.

I was never winning the season. I didn't come to win. I came to play. I don't think I will ever be the person that can make it to the final and still have a case. I knew I could get to the end but I think making moves and having bonds and winning immunities would be a lot more admirable than losing in the FTC. So I have no regrets about making myself known as a threat.

In terms of the rest of the game. I would probably vote Ryan if he makes it to the end but that wont happen. The only other two playing anything is Nolan and Dakota. I'm not bitter at Nolan because I did rat out his idol and was planning to vote him out.

I'm not happy with Dakota for sending Nolan screenshots. I think its a pretty weak way to play and I know that I wouldn't ever play that way. I much prefer to try and persuade people through my own means and not by fucking anyone else over. I'm honoured that I was seen as a threat to her that she had to do that to me considering she would have got 16th if I didn't save her ass and now she thinks she is running the game. I would find it really hard to vote for her at the end because she isn't there on her own merit. She could have easily been out pre-merge if I wanted her to go. The only reason she is still in is because I couldn't risk losing Ryan by pressing for her to go.

The annoying thing is that I knew I was going. I knew that I was getting votes and talking to people before they vote flat out lying to my face isn't cute. I've always been honest when it's not a blindside. If someone asks me I'll tell them the truth. I think it leaves a sour impression when they know they are going. I knew as soon as I lost immunity.

It's a season basically of last chances and knowing that I wont get asked back because production can't stand to see me even breathe was a good thing because I knew I could play harder. I don't think many of this season will get asked back and I think they aren't giving a good account of themselves. I think Kol is trying to stay alive, he isn't even trying to turn the game, he is happy getting 2nd to Nolan. Leah isn't playing any kind of game either and neither is Owen. Yes I may be angry for a day or so because I got voted out but I can say months down the line that I was one of the most aggressive players this season which is something they wont. I think Leah/Kol could get a stray vote in the Jury. I don't see Owen get any to be honest. At least I know if I did get there I would have a chance.

It's been a really fun season. I would play again but that is unlikely considering I have gotten 7th both seasons I played and 19th in that banned mess. I have no regrets. I came to play hard and if I played myself out then fair enough. I came here to try and change opinions and I think might have changed a few. Thanks for the opportunity to play again. Hopefully I wasn't too much a let down.

-Side Note-

Any bitch at FTC trying to claim Tyler and Ashley as their moves will be called the fuck out and they will not get my vote. Unless it's Ryan. He knows they are mine.

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Ryan confesh

Well that was unexpected! (I thought it would be me not Alan)

It was pretty obvious from the beginning of the day that it was going to be one of the two of us getting voted out. In a sense i'm glad because I'm hoping it may take some of the target off my back now that i'm not seen as this huge duo threat. Especially with it now being a Final 2 (That completely blew up in our faces) I was always banking on a Final 3 so we wouldn't seem as much of a threat but now it's just not going to work.

I still want to try and target Dakota/Leah because they are the next big target in the game and once of them is gone i'm hoping the other may try and work with me. I'm completely over Nolan/Owen/Kol as i've literally spared them so much this game and they've just turned their back on me. I can't complain too much though because Alan & I were playing the middle for a long time!

I think I just need to take a step back and see if anyone approaches me before the Immunity challenge. If not then I need to win or go to work in re-building some of the relationships i've lost in the last day or so.

It's going to be a tough last few days but I really just want to make it further than my first time and that's one more Tribal so fingers crossed! :S

Ciao for now.

Kol confesh

Its getting down to the nitty gritty.... I think I have a fair shot at beating anyone here at FTC, the only person I am worried about is Dakota. She gosta go. She comes to me telling me to put my vote on Nolan so it would be 3 Nolan. And incase he uses an Idol we will have 2 votes on Owen. The thing is, I feel she would 100% take Owen over me, why would the votes be on OWEN? It doesn't make sense... Then if she was all for alliances and the love revolution which she portrays, why aren't the two votes on Ryan? It does not add up at all.

I have begun getting people to turn on her, Leah and I formed the "Bottom of the Heap" alliance a few days ago, since we are the only fan & fool left we are exactly the "Bottom of the Heap" I started working her and telling her about Dakota, which she will most likely work with me to flip, then we have Owen who I also told that he will be getting 2 votes and most likely leaving if Nolan plays the Idol. I have played an EXTREMELY dumbed down game to Dakota, she doesn't really know that I am not incompetent, so she usually exposes herself to me (oh jesus this is turning into porn).

Then we have Nolan, who is saying he has an Idol, and Dakota said she found the wrapper which means SOMEONE has it. Right now Nolan isn't even my target, I gave him a heads up saying "use your idol" they are coming for your weave. So hopefully we get an Idol flush + Dakota out at this next TC.

PLUS WE HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN WHO WON INDIVIDUAL IMMUNITY :O
So anything can happen!

Kol confesh

THIS IMMUNITY IS EVERYTHING TO ME!!!! So now I am basically guaranteed final four! Why final four you say? Well about half the cast thinks I have an Idol... And since I won Immunity this time, I have 100% chance to use the "idol" in the last time it can be used which is the next Tribal Council! I have a GOOD shot at winning this, I even prepared a FTC speech. Which honestly I think I can beat EVERYONE in the game at FTC at this point! The challenge is just getting there... So next Tribal Council, I will be using my "Idol" I have an excuse at the ready for NOT using it, I will just tell everyone "Don't say this to suitman but I am like here for my legacy, and NOT using an Idol and going out would have been CRAZY foolish and it would fit with the narrative." So then no one is like "OEMGINEUGYBJEIOGVJGN You heifer, you don't even have an Idol *snaps fingers*."

But at the final four I am hoping for it to be Leah/Owen/Nolan, Dakota and Ryan need to go... So final four I think it would come down to 2v2, me & Leah vs Nolan and Owen, which I hope to win Indivdual Immunity then so I don't have to do no tie breaker challenge! Bitch I don't wanna be the next Cydney!

So its lit! I have a long ass speech ALREADY written up... Im excited!! I will be the next winner of Wyatt's Survivor: Fans vs Fools vs Floaters.

(Had to put some shadyness in at the end.)

Kol confesh

This honestly could be the end... But I don't think there willing to place their bets on me not having the Idol. I am getting a lot of messages telling me Leah/Ryan are close together and were planning on blindsiding me... Which with Leah saying "We got this" "I for real wanna go f2" "Let's seal the deal" either her personality is to super confirm things or its true that she is WANTING to blindside me, then there is the fact she keeps asking if I'm going to use the Idol... Nolan wants to vote out Leah and now it looks like Ryan does too... This thing is just so odd, all I know is at the f4 I will have SOMEONE to buddy up with, I have no clue who... But someone!

I also think Leah thinks she can beat me in final two.. can see from a game perspective she has a possibility but when I get to speeching I win no matter who I am against now. I just REALLY need to win these next immunities... two wins and I'm gucchi..

Kol confesh

Oh im gone... Really... Really... Gone. Too far gone, 3-1 vote at Tribal Council, watch! Ughhh, I will try to get SOMEONE it really doesn't matter who, to cause a 2-2 tie, that would be great...  But the chances of that are SUPER slim, well I am going to make this quick because I have to go edit a youtube video for my channel. But just saying, this was NOT a blindside xD

DAKOTA CONFESSIONALS

Confessional:
https://gyazo.com/da2270a5da4e1ab28caedcf9bf597af4
me when Noah not only sends that to the floaters, but also to the fans. LMao don't try to pit the tribes against eachother bc we already found out and are coming for you estupido

Confessional: Noah once told somebody he was one of the top 5 villains on tengaged. I mean  mental illness and being evil aren't the same thing but OK noah :)

DAKOTA

Confessional: Nolan has been made aware that he was made a target by Noah....Ryan is aware that he was made a target by Noah. Stuart is good friends with Nolan.....Ashly and Leah are gonna vote Noah.....lmao bye Noah Condom

Confessional: So Stuart just came up to me and asked for an alliance with my closest ally and his. I said I wanted to work with him and Nolan and another fan. We will see if I don't get voted out this tribal this could work wonders

Confessional: Stuart is forming allainces w everybody don't be too messy hun or ur gonna get ur neck broken

Confessional: Stuarts trying to tell me he's never lied to me lol ok hun. I am in a super great position and still wasn't the target of the vote so I mean lmao bless idiotas. Ashley and I gonna slay this to the ground

DAKOTA

Confessional: Stuart left....its final 10 and I'm working with 6 of the other 9 people....Zyler Nolan and Rose are just kind of there at this point. Ashley and I seem like we can make it without much struggle. Sorry if that's boring for the hosts but I definitely want to smash the others mentally and physically

Confessional: A lot has happened since my last message....basically Ryan and Alan are stupid as fuck thinking I'm going to blindly work with them knowing its a final 2. I'd get 3rd at best, but they would probably want me out sooner because I'm an immunity threat. I slayed Nolan for this immunity,a nd he says he is gonna play an idol tonight but who knows if he is actually going to or not. If I have my way alan is going home...but most likely itll be Owen or Leah. Idrc I'll become a one man army if I fuckin have to

Damn... I named 8/14 episodes! Ya'll need to step up your confessional game!!