*smiles evilly*
me: do you wanna kill everyone
keith: sure, but how
me: that one huge bomb

keith: sure, but let's bring heather, nicki, and jamie to the bomb shelter
me: let's go down there now

*runs into ocean with gas mask on and 10 monkeys protecting him*

*runs into ocean with gas mask on and 10 monkeys protecting him*

*also 2 other monkeys are carrying a canoe*

"no i cant do this"
*runs out fowater into forest*

*hears tgheir plan on radio found in tank* oh fuckers wait gras tank and aims at citadel
fire shots at five areas setting the place ablaze and minutely hitting the bomb shelter to allow just enough space for the explosion to fuck them all up

*the five true survivors run to the bomb shelter*

*no one's hurt, because the bomb shelter's made of pure metal that does not do any damage at such low heat*

*hits big black button in bomb shelter*
let's hope they don't mind dying

east quit it with the monkeys we need a raft now we need to ethan and josh on it s we can escape well need enough food to escape with and big enough raft for all 3 of us ut we need to get ouit of here there about to blo us and themselves to smitherines

*pulls out a wiced fat pick that has a big chuck cut out if it, wound looks like it has just healed*

haha on the first day when i ran into the forest to look for bacon i found this pig next to a swamp, i cut a big chunk out of it have bacon
for the rest of that night i sleeped next to that piug thinking it was dead, but when i woke up it had drank all the win i had, had at that point i knew he was some kind of mutant.

*yells out via radio*
too late, we're safe and you're not... good luck in hell bitches
*bomb goes up in air*

hind under pig

*pulls josh back into bomb shelter, who apparently was already in there sleeping this whole time*