Since this is all about drinking, you should be familiar with my blogs. I write quite a few "I am not drunk" style blogs (punctuation, spelling, etc does not matter in the title as long as the words i am not and drunk are in there). The answers you need will be there. To win first, second, third or fourth place you must write your drunk comment in the correct blog. Then to confirm, you must post the link of that blog in this thread. I will go by time of post in that specific blog for ties. So if someone already made a drunk post, go onto the next puzzle because only one person can win each placement.
First place poster:
Go to my FIRST ever "I am not drunk" blog. Find the second comment in that blog. Go to that person's SECOND blog. Comment there and then post the link in here.
Second place poster:
Go to my SECOND ever "I am not drunk" blog. Find the second comment in that blog. Go to that person's SECOND blog. Comment there and then post the link in here.
Third place poster:
Go to my THIRD ever "I am not drunk" blog. Find the second comment in that blog. Go to that person's SECOND blog. Comment there and then post the link in here.
Fourth place poster:
Go to my FOURTH ever "I am not drunk" blog. Find the second comment in that blog. Go to that person's SECOND blog. Comment there and then post the link in here.
If you do not score in top 4, you are up for deliberation.