Snatch Game!

Topic » Snatch Game!

3961 days ago

Hi everyone and welcome to the snatch game!

Let’s first of all welcome our special guest Jtotalturtle who will be playing along with our celebrities today.

Now it is time for us to introduce the 8 person panel that will try and SNATCH the prize tonight. First up is LaQuawnda! So LaQuawnda we haven’t seen you on tengaged much these days, where have youbeem?
-LaQuawnda: Gurl, I've been workin' on my model career. Smizin' left n' right. My gurl Mahog got TG on lock down tho, its fiiine.
Oh of course I forgot that I saw you on the cover of Fastings Weekly!

Next up we have the wonderful Jazyma! So Jazy the world is wondering, WDJD? What did Jazyma do?
-Jazyma: Well let's just say randomize doesn't like it when you go down on his brother :/ Sorry Carlos, but Paco's taco makes me want to jump the border FROM the U.S
I always love a good taco, will Paco’s be opening a drive through soon?

Now we have a newer face on the Tengaged radar, Mrs. Tina7, now Tina, how do you REALLY feel about mean people?
-Tina: I AM HERE FOR FUN AND TO PLAY GAME!!!!!!! I NO LIKE THE MEAN COMMENT FROM PEOPLE ON MY BLOG!!!! PEOPLE CALL ME ANNOYING AND STUPID AND IT MAKE ME SAD!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE MEAN TO PEOPLE BUT I DONT WANT PEOPLE BE MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!! I AM SAD!!!!!! I THINK I AM LEAVING AGAIN!!!!! :(
Well Tina you can’t leave you just got here!

We also have the woman of the century (and last century) Carolyn! Also known as the infamous Gagaluv, so Gaga how is your husband?
-Gagaluv: HES DOING GREAT! HE'S STILL GETTING USED TO WALKING WITH HIS CANE YA KNOW?
The tripod stance is very difficult for many, besides drunk girls at the club and Latin men with huge d*cks that work behind the Bi-Lo

Next up we have Mrs. Megan! So Megan is this your first non-rookies related appearance?
-Megan: i put the head in head of household ;)
Oh…um okay..That doesn’t really…never mind

Okay well our next extra special guest is Jamjars! Now Jamjars you were recently evicted from stars, how do you feel about that?
-Jamjars: No fucking comment. I'm the best on this site, I represent noobs and everyone and they didn't even vote for me to stay? Disgusting. I'm gonna go cri now
Well as they say, it’s your party you can cry if you want to! But this is my party so you can’t cry shut up.

This next celebrity has offered to buy lunch for us all later, it’s Diva1. Now can you tell me, How much do you really spend on Tengaged?
-Diva1: ohh darling. Let’s just say the money spent on this site could easily buy the site ;)
Excellent! I will take one tengaged in every color!

And our last super celeb is the one and only Sharkskin! Does the sperm bank know you too the day off?
-Sharkskin: I don’t need 2 tell any1 I took the day off. I’m Shawk, bitch.
Well lesbian couples everywhere are really missing out.

Okay well lets start with the first question and find some matches!

3960 days 23 hours ago

Brandonator

First question
Broke Bluestar is so broke that she tried to buy ____ with derk$!

Jason lets see your answer!

-Jtotalturtle: Broke Bluestar is so broke that she tried to buy A Wig with derk$!

Well lets see if we can find anyone to match that answer!
Jazyma we are looking for "a wig" what do you have?

-Jazyma:I got confused with the question, so I just wrote “Underaged cock” on my answer card, in hopes of getting some brownie points from JoshGotti.

Well unfortunately JoshGhotti had to cancel on us last minute due to scheduling issues with his parole officer, no match there!

Okay Tina7 what do you have for us? Broke Bluestar is so broke she tried to buy what with Derk$?

-Tina7: PRETTY STAR SHIRT IN SHOPSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohh you were so close! But not a match!

Well we must move on to our next question!

3960 days 23 hours ago

Brandonator

Second question
Manic Melissasinclair29 is so manic, when her Internet went out she ______

Jason what do you have for us?

-Jtotalturtle: Manic Melissasinclair29 is so manic, when her Internet went out she Got ********.net

For all those wondering at home we removed that domain name for licensing issues

Gagaluv lets see what you put! Manic Melissasinclair29 is so manic, when her Internet went out she _____

-Gagaluv: BLAMED HER HUSBAND FOR HAVING GHETTO INTERNET CONNECTION!

As long as he pays for photoshop is what I always say!

Jamjars you are next!

-Jamjars:Melissasinclair29 is so manic, that I don't give a fucking shit about some irrelevant bitch. Legit who the fuck is that?

Well as close as that was, still no match!

Sharkskin what did you put?

-Sharkskin: She tewk a hike. I'm actually very happy 4 her. It was probably something she'd never experienced b4. Good 4 her.

Very inspiring. But not a match

time to move on to our next question!

3960 days 23 hours ago

Brandonator

Next Question!

Serious SexyTex takes games so seriously, that when he was evicted from his last one he ______

Jason lets see what you put!

-Jtotalturtle:Serious SexyTex takes games so seriously, that when he was evicted from his last one he Cussed out someone via skype

Okay so we are looking for "cussed out someone via skype" lets see if we can find a match!

Jazyma what did you put?

-Jazyma: Serious SexyTex takes games so seriously, that when he was evicted from his last one he Stabbed himself repeatedly in the genitals with a screwdriver until he bored a vagina, then ordered famous porn star Ron Jeremy tear apart his newly formed hole until he bled out and died.

....okay....lets move on

Megan do you have the match we are looking for?

-Megan: Serious SexyTex takes games so seriously, that when he was evicted from his last one he instant messaged his friends and then went to the movies.

..mhmm

Diva1 what do you have?

-Diva1:HE GIFTED ONE OF THE PLAYERS IN THAT GAME < 3 I KNOW I WOULD :)

Well we can't all be as giving as you Diva! Shoe size is 10 by the way if you were wondering

3960 days 23 hours ago

Brandonator

Time for our 4th question!
Frookies Fanatic Bailey5000 is such a fanatic, that he joined a frookies instead of _______

Jason show your answer!

-Jtotalturtle: Frookies Fanatic Bailey5000 is such a fanatic, that he joined a frookies instead of Going to run in a charity

I would do the same, physical activity is hard!

LaQuawnda what did you put?

-LaQuawnda: he joined a frookies instead of joining da abstinence club his mom recommended

The children just don't have time for Christianity these days!

Tina7 you're up! What did Bailey5000 miss when he joined that Frookies?

-Tina7: FUN FASTING GAME WITH TINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a shame, he will never know that he could have done both, but no match!

Lets move on to our next question!

3960 days 23 hours ago

Brandonator

Okay next question:
Gracious Gagaluv is SO GRACIOUS, when Muslim user KittyTheEmolga asked her for a favor she said _____

Jason what do you have?

-Jtotalturtle: Gracious Gagaluv is SO GRACIOUS, when Muslim user KittyTheEmolga asked her for a favor she said Ofc hunnybooboo

Well that is quite the opposite that I would expect her to say but lets see what the others put

LaQuawnda you are up first!

-LaQuawnda: she said praise allah

Well that wasn't quite the answer we were looking for! I am sorry

Jamjars what about you?

-Jamjars:She said sure, I'll help you as long as you don't; a.) shoot me, b.) throw a bomb at me and c.) move your head when you talk.

Well you need to keep yourself safe from those terrorists am I right?

What about you Diva1?

-Diva1: SHE SAID ASK MY FRIEND VICKY CAUSE SHE'S GOT THE CASH FOR WHAT YOU WANT AND I SURE DO!

Please pay my bills.

Sharkskin you are next!

-Sharkskin: She told dat bitch 2 go back 2 Iraq, there's nothing graceful about dat.

Well I say grace and you say politically ignorant middle aged woman

To the next question we go!

3960 days 23 hours ago

Brandonator

Our 6th question:
Zany ZIMY is so zany that when a patient needs an X Ray, she ____________

-Jtotalturtle:Zany ZIMY is so zany that when a patient needs an X Ray, she Loves every minute of it

okay well lets see if LaQuawnda can make a match!

-LaQuawnda: she opens photoshop nd designs a x-ray

She draws inspiration from everyday life!

Gagaluv what did you put?

-Gagaluv: SHE TELLS THEM TO PLUSS HER FEMALE X-RAY DESIGN OVER AND OVER AND OVER ..

oh yeah I heard that patient died afterwards

Megan reveal your answer!

-Megan: Zany ZIMY is so zany that when a patient needs an X Ray, she ASKS PEEPS TO GIFT HER ONE

Well Peeps is no stranger to swiping that debit card for T$

Jamjars you are up!

-Jamjars: she successfully gives them an x ray, but photoshops anything wrong with the picture.

and she never even told them about the tumor :(

the game is almost over! Let's move on to our next question

3960 days 22 hours ago

Brandonator

Now we have our 7th question!
Dumb DavidFisher is so dumb, that when he tried to log out he ended up _______ instead

-Jtotalturtle:Dumb DavidFisher is so dumb, that when he tried to log out he ended up Signing out of Facebook instead

Okay Tina7 do you have a match?

-Tina7: HE PRESS ME!!!!!! TINA PRESS LOGOUT A LOT INSTEAD OF ME!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID DUMB SO HE DO OTHER WAY!!!!!!!!!

Me when Davidfisher does that.

Megan you are up!

-Megan: Dumb DavidFisher is so dumb, that when he tried to log out he ended up in skyy's wheelchair instead

That motherfucking bitch needs to watch where the FUCK she is going! I've HAD IT

Diva1 lets see your answer!

-Diva1: HE ENDED UP BUYING T'S TO BE LIKE ME :)

He used all of those T$ to gift Tartra I heard

Sharkskin do you have a match?

-Sharkskin: Let's b real. Would davidfisher actually try 2 log out?

The world may never know.

well we have to move on to your final question of the game

3960 days 22 hours ago

Brandonator

And our final question is:

Thirsty TannerandKaleb is so thirsty; he can barely control himself when he sees ______

-Jtotalturtle: Thirsty TannerandKaleb is so thirsty; he can barely control himself when he sees Anyone HAAAAA

Well Jazyma lets see your answer!

-Jazyma: when he sees my beautiful, supple tits drenched in his sweet, sweet cum. I know he wants this, I’m just waiting for him to give in.

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anyway Gagaluv you are next!

-Gagaluv: HE CAN BARELY CONTROL HIMSELF WHEN HE SEES GAGALUV POST PICTURES OF HERSELF IN A BRA

Good Gagaluv always has that effect on me.

and last but not least Sharkskin!

-Sharkskin: Imagine me not even knowing who dis is.

Well maybe you should be more intouch with pop culture. He is a breakout star of the hit movie "Don't Go To The Reunion"

and there you have it people we are out of time

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WHO CARES!

-Queens critiques for your runways and performance will be posted tomorrow-
if it is not obvious Donaam has quit the competition

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