Arbok Paul
Machoke Mark
Persian (dark) Alex
Raichu Jessica
Charizard Cody
Bellsprout Elena

The first Pokemans on your team is
Beautifly, she’s a pretty girl and she knows how to use it to her advantage just like me, and this way you can always remember me. Her name is Fiesta.

Next is the iconic Octillery and her name is killary.

In the Pokemon world, we all know that Sudowoodo is the Luigi guy of poke mans, and thats why if the shoe fits…. His name is Luigi.

Next on your team is sentret, she looks like the kind of girl to walk in a room, get up on her tail and say “its party time woo!” Her name is Ellee Holden.

To make this team even more pussy heavy imma add a Jynx, her name is Lil Mama.

Finally, imma give you the most POWER type pokeman of all… his name is hotmonchan and he got all the power in his hands thats y his name is Glovez.

So for ya power we have 6 pokeymans for you
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1) Miltank named Tiddies because you can suck from her powerful teet
2) Dunsparce named Dické because it kinda looks like a chose with eyes
3) Ambipom named Kevin Spacey because he has hands to fondle you with
4) Hoopa (Unbound) named Holey because he got them fists and holes
5) Passimian named Bendovah because he done bent over
6) Bruxish named Succ because she do the succ

Gothitelle named Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way bc u know. emo.
Froslass named Cummy because as we all know, the bitch looks like dried nut
Pignite named Giggles because let's be real. Oinky oinky.
Mimikyu named Basement because I relate to mimikyu's misunderstood ugliness.
Magikarp named Halloween because useless.
and Chingling named Loona because they both sound the same to me.

Jinkx- Name is Mahogny trying to do drag
Jigglypuff- Cumdumpster69 had to have a throwback to my screen name on grinder
Pontya- Fire Crotch becasue that's what I have right now
Staryu- Star Because your a star in my eyes
Clefairy- her name is Cameron Diaz becasue like Cameron not a lot of people heard of her
Snorlax- Her name is called Rollingderp Bessie there both fat

Vanilluxe - named WATER ICE, she leads the team as a powerful ice type, she knows Blizzard, Aurora Beam, Hail and Freeze-Dry
Nosepass - named MESHUGGAH he is the jewish pokemon and also kind of a chubby luigi guy, I think he would fit in well, he knows EXPLOSION, Pay Day (he get that money), Peck and Rock Throw
Girafarig - named BUCKEL she would be the drag icon of your team, she knows Swords Dance, Dragon Dance, Petal Dance and Sing because she's a beautiful dancer
Ambipom - named SHOELACES along with being a supreme luigi guy pokemon this little one has the TWO WORKING HANDS you always wanted, he knows Double Hit, Wrap, Astonish and Crush Claw
Mr. Mime - named LUIGIMANSI (short for Luigi Mansion) another big luigi guy hit, a luigi guy would definitely be a mime for a living. He knows Mimic, Light Screen, Play Rough and Attract
Fionna - named FIONNA I think she would definitely be your teams staple as a DARK/ICE typed pokemon, she would know Bite, Amnesia, Swallow and Spit Up

Persian - Big Money just like ME
Kingdra - Tweetie after my darling friend H. McNamara
Ninetales - Corn Nuts after my last words
Clefable - Dumptruck named after the not-late Martha Dumptruck
Vespiquen - Scrunchie because she has the same red scrunchie as me
Starmie - Very because she's THAT

Kakuna
Beedrill
Weedle
Bulbasaur
Ivysaur
Venusaur

All because they have poison, just like me!

Zubat named Hallowitch cuz theyre loud like Hallowitch
Psyduck named British Romeo cuz theyre retarded like Brtish Romeo
Tentacruel named Earthan cuz hentai is really weeby like Ethan is and what isnt weeby like hentai
Gastly named The Black Widow cuz what doesnt scream Widows like an annoying ass emo ghost
Mew        named Ass Ass von Attitude cuz theyre both pink and fucking gay
Snorlax named KellyRacistNumbers cuz....... have you seen KellyRacistNumbers on cam? self explanatory

My 1st Pokemon is a bruxish That is named transfish http://randompokemon.com/sprites/animated/779.gif
My 2nd Pokemon is jynx named black people have big lips http://randompokemon.com/sprites/animated/124.gif
My 3rd Pokemon is a purugly named Miss Phat Pussy http://randompokemon.com/sprites/animated/432.gif
My 4th Pokemon is tentacruel named tentacruel did 9/11 http://randompokemon.com/sprites/animated/73.gif (a reference to the anime when a tentacruel episode came out and got banned due to it being around the time of 9;11 and it having the tentacruel destroying towers)
My 5th pokemon is hypno named child molestor http://randompokemon.com/sprites/animated/97.gif
My 6th and final pokemon is ludicolo named That one drunk angry grandpa at Christmas http://randompokemon.com/sprites/animated/272.gif