Cultural appropriation eleganza?

I must be confused

To be clear, you don't NEED to appropriate anything, I just want to see what you can come up with for the runway in response to this controversial theme!

Not you wanting this season cancelled

I think we're ALL brazilian

Runway:

KISS IS MY FAVEEEEEE BAND, OUR FANDOM NAME IS INSANE CLOWN POSSE AND MY FAVORITE MEMBER IS OZZY OSBOURNE!!!



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Name: Sarah B.
Flav Nickname: LynQ N’ Byo



Flav needs to pick a woman like me because I am a woman who is DOWN to be a woman that needs to be what a man needs when a woman does that thing that we do with a man to be loyal.

Just because I have a huge following on my Instagram doesn’t mean I am not looking for something real and very committed and very real and very with flavorite flavored.

That’s my man and I will get my man by being the woman who is real and down enough to be the woman to get my man flavor. Also, my Instagram name is @LYNQNBYO as long as that is still available when I change it when filming is done. Not that I would promote that or mention I love working with brands that promote SkinTy teas or entrepreneurial opportunities for Girl Bosses who want to make BIG BUCKS working part time from home!!

I enjoy being a great non hoe woman who only shows her man the goods and cooks and cleans and has flav’s 8th, 9th, and 10th baby. I am so different like that!

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Runway: https://tdrs6.tumblr.com/post/668881024875413504

Fashion magazine editors during the 90s/00s - "So let's do an oriental theme this month - is Kate Moss available?"

Patricia is on a life-long journey discovering and exploring the love of her life - flavour.

When she auditioned for the show, she claimed that she was "so excited" to be amongst the "20 female apprentices" to compete for "Chef Flav's" approval and become his "one true love in the kitchen".

She submitted a Baked Alaska cake for her audition and instantly impressed Flavor Flav, who named her ‘Patty Cakes’.

Patty Cakes thought this chef with the big clock necklace was strange ("OHS anyone?", said Patty with a chuckle) and the other female apprentices were strange - but she was determined to carry on.

When Chef Flav invites Patty to the luxurious island resort, Parry was excited to land such an exclusive gig, where her skills will be put to the ultimate test.

Patty then has an iconic meltdown (the best episode of the season), when she finally realises the other finalists are not apprentices and Chef Flav is indeed NOT a real chef.

She was quietly whisked away (no pun intended) to receive treatment for shock.

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(it was either this or nothing lol)

Nickname: Billy Big balls
Age: 25
Profile: hey there my name is Billy loveson aka Billy Big balls 3 facts you should know about me is 1 the most obvious I have big balls hants my Nickname I used to be a gigolo and I now own my own whore house but keep that a secret why should I be on the show why not look at me I am young hot and have some of the biggest balls you will ever see so put me on and I will win and give you all the  rateings trust me

Runway: http://imgur.com/gallery/XeaNLqh

VO: today on the runway I am a straight man appropriateing the gay culture

Name: Ruth
Flav Name: Deecrepet
Age: Unverifiable



Hello children, my name is Deecrepet and I’m aspiring to be Flav’s next beloved. My dear prior husband, Methuselah IV, is sadly no longer with us. He moved to Ohio. So, now it is time for me to move on and find love again.

Some of my hobbies include bird gazing, confuddling doctors, and struggling to breathe. My ideal date is July 18th, as it’s the day that classless skank Jane Austen perished.

I doth propose that the producers should cast me because they’ve never had someone from my demographic: left-handed. I shall also bequeath lots of drama, as I have had YEARS of experience at ruining Thanksgiving suppers.

Some fun facts about me:
1. I simply ADORE peonies
2. I suffer from dementia
3. I simply DESPISE peonies
4. The flavors of cayenne will kill me.
5. @walmart My great grandson is 12 :)
6. I suffer from dementia

I shall pen my references to you anon. Thank you for your consideration.

Runway: Giving you Kali Goddess Realness.

Sorry for the delay with runway, I'll post it tomorrow. Please use this extra time wisely and submit the challenge if you haven't yet!

Oh should I still post something racist? Orrr

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Name: Gurbrr. I’m very young and I have ice in my veins.

I am a suspicious age with suspicious breasts. I think it adds to my mystique.

I plan to be the bitch of the season, as you can see by my red hair. I also plan to be the delusional one, the single mother, and the girl with a boyfriend back home. No relation.

I hope to be very entertaining and make 3 to 5 of the fellow competitors try to physically harm me at the reunion. Because I want a spin-off.

Some fun facts about me are:
1) I know how to braid hair, even Flavor Slave- I mean Flav’s
2) I didn’t vote in the last election, so neither party can cancel me!
3) I am the only fire type Pokémon that can’t learn SolarBeam.

So PLEASE pick me to be on this show.  Or else.