We four are here to promote the DVD box set of our hit show, "MENopause." As you all know, our story revolves around 4 aging makeup divas trying to prove they can reclaim their title as the TOP (even though most of them are bottoms) group in this world of wonder."
http://i.imgur.com/wJ9HKcs.png (Made by Okuli)
Rehab: Well 'girls' MENopause changed my life, and for the better too! I finished my re-re-re...re watch of Taylor's Drag Race Season 1 and got bored, I mean I couldn't watch it again? Could I? Anyway MENopause gave me a NEW reason to stay in my bedroom and be anti-social. I prefer Ben & Jerry in a tub over Ben & Jerry down the road (the 'str8' boys). I thought I would watch this series and then go back to being a bored hoe eating Cookie Dough but NO! MENopause gave me confidence in myself and now I can read a bitch to FILTH! I am waiting harder for Season 2 than I am for ABBA's 4th Greatest Hits album! Now Sashay away, I am on my 3rd rewatch! Ep 7 is a killer...Literally HAHA!
Giraffez: as a star on the show MENopause I learned you can't fix every situation with sex. Sometimes you need humor. and sometimes you just need to sit on it and rotate
Afro: After filming this show, I looked back and realized that I learned a lot about myself through it. Like how in S02 E04: "That's Not Where A Lint Roller Goes!" I learned how... truly evil Al Qaeda is and how we should buy local to support the troops. While we're talking about buying local, our DVD box set is currently set for $49.99 and I highly suggest you buy one in every format! My next meal depends on it.
Okuli: Looking back at S01E13 - "Makeup > Food" I Realized that makeup cannot be eaten! Looks pretty but does not taste good! I've learned that I should always put food in 1st place, makeup in 2nd place and oxygen in 3rd place, I can drink water in water melons! It applies to food! So you gotta be healthy, then pretty then alive to be a above average human being. All seasons are availabe on amazon, the box is also availabe on amazon by $49.99. Pre-order the box and win a beautiful poster of ME! and the other girls also...
Our box set also includes
- Your own copy of the iconic makeup tutorial (seen on S01 E02 "Please Teach Cynthia to Blend!")
- The wig Rehab used to save the day in S03 E04 ("Shop til you Mop")
- Giraffez's highlight pen (Don't tell her we stole it)
So buy now at 1800-828-7833 (U BUSTED)!
