01) 🇳🇿 New Zealand - This felt like a pretty half-baked version of a sound that was really overdone in like 2017. Nothing about it was terrible, but I wasn't moving even an inch. Meh.
02) 🇮🇳 India - I kinda just assumed this would pick up at some point but like... THAT was it??? I mean why even bother releasing a song you've put so little into. I was so bored.
03) 🇸🇴 Somalia - Oh I'm moving I liked this. I didn't love it but I was mindlessly moving throughout. Bop.
04) 🇸🇬 Singapore - I'm going to hell for enjoying this but like this is a very specific brand of ballad I can't help but eat up. Didn't really care for his part but it was super pretty otherwise I'm sorry <3
05) 🇪🇨 Ecuador - I just knew from the first 5 seconds of this that I'd be popping my puss severely and this kinda even surpassed my expectations. Absolute chaos and quite incredible actually. BababababababababaBOP~
06) 🇸🇪 Sweden - Man. On paper this should be right up my street but it just feels so tryhard? Like she wants to be a faggot queen (yes I said it report me bitch do it!!) so bad. Wasn't giving me enough of an actual song for me to YASSS it as much as other people seem to be.
07) 🇪🇹 Ethiopia - Oh yuppp this was gawjusss actually. I know OF her but haven't properly got into her stuff before this but maybe I should. Just so so so pretty yeah I really like this the build in the instrumentation in the last minute and a half hello??
08) 🇵🇱 Poland - I know this girlie too and I like her but this definitely isn't the song I would've picked... I will let her off for being a bit stinky synthy pussy because it's from 2018 and definitely sounds a lot more authentic than a lot of the 2020/2021 efforts. It's cute, I like the chorus.
09) 🇮🇩 Indonesia - Wanted more from the chorus for sure, but as a whole I still lived this, so gloriously dated and trashy and nostalgic there will always be a place in my heart for stuff like this. <3
10) 🇯🇲 Jamaica - Omg @ the lyrics. Song is surprisingly tame in comparison? But she's a queen regardless I think.
11) 🇳🇱 Netherlands - Yeah sorry gilies I've never liked this... she sounds great but the drop is just... crickets.
12) 🇳🇴 Norway - Not using the MV is a bit of a power move actually I respect you sm for that. I stand by the fact that Mirror is really bad doodoo garbage but this is so much better, objectively just a very good song. It doesn't really have the same personality that makes Sigrid appeal so much, but compensates in just being super solid. I can enjoy this for another 7 weeks approximately anyway so I'll get it all out of my system now.
13) 🇲🇰 North Macedonia - Now THIS was definitely made in like Garage Band or some free music production software like there is no doubt in my MIND about that... and I do appreciate it for that. It's cutesy and obviously I have no intention of ever listening to it again but it's cutesy!
14) 🇲🇦 Morocco - Yawn. A an artist who RESPECTS creative integrity, and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have COPIED my TSC submission. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You're a LAUGHING STOCK. It's cheesy, it's disgusting. I personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion.
15) 🇭🇺 Hungary - I heard those horrible 2016 Sia tropical beats and I knew this would be a deeply unpleasant listening experience. This was very very very bad!
16) 🇱🇷 Liberia -
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I think this is the best song I've ever heard actually. You know I love an audiovisual experience and while this wasn't quite on par with Stardust by Lisa B. I could definitely see this existing in the same cinematic audiovisual universe! Obsessed.
17) 🇭🇳 Honduras - I agree with Jackson on her I don't really care for her new stuff as much as I'd like to... her older material outsold. This is quite pleasant but more of a 'vibe' than a song I could ever be like YASSS to such as I Told A Lie by MUNNAH etc.
18) 🇹🇼 Taiwan - Oh this was VERY stinky synthy pussy especially that chorus that was so disjointed LMAO. Mehhh. Imagine having Taiwan and not sending a 5 minute audiovisual experience.
19) 🇱🇺 Luxembourg - Hold awn a fuckin second.. I've got my eye on you. It's interesting, but not sure how much I ultimately actually like it. It's very edgy but I do enjoy the production to it. Hm.
20) 🇦🇺 Australia - I mean if you'd sent the wedding hymn Put the Needle on It you would've got my 12 no question about it but this was a bit of a banger too. Really fun 00s dance song, good closer.